2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Aqua Buddha 14,107]

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[Radical Larry 28,420]

 

[The Dog 43,080]

Some hopium:

https://www.threads.net/@kateravenbooks/post/C90iO0KSWaq/?xmt=AQGz0WoAbdFn2NR9sseJCFNzXaxH6R0jwmPoNBgn9Lqd7Q

Omg politics warning 
but my 70 year old MEGA conservative father came to visit us today and literally said “Kamala sounds amazing, I love how she talks. She doesn’t spare the rod” lolol I was FLOORED

[4th&Five 41,111]

 

[Ted Lange 15,924]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

wait, that’s the one thing we might like about her

-MAGAts

[Bozo_Casanova 25,822]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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This focus group is like walking into a barbershop in Oak Cliff and asking them what they think about Ben Shapiro. 

[Zonahorn 7,921]

 

[Blotto 23,245]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

WHOA WHOA WHOA.....let's not get all shamey shame in here, alright?  Affronts against upper midwestern deliciousness will not stand, dude.  I mean, there's not much deliciousness there (shove your hotdish up your ass), but the deliciousness that is brats and cheese curds....that's America, my friend.

I stand by what I said. If those fat cunts have to limit themselves to only 2 or 3 brats, and perhaps cheese curds OR frozen custard so that they dont resemble Charlie Weiss, than those are my expectations. 

[closetohumping 17,287]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

This is the interior OL for the Badgers

[chainsaw 9,573]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

This is the interior OL for the Badgers

Might as well hand them the Big Ten title

[4th&Five 41,111]

 

[Mo Horn 8,696]

She should absolutely pick Pete. Number one, he's totally qualified and would make Vance cry in the corner after the debate. Number two, the gop have no idea how to attack her without being totally racist and sexist. Imagine them now having them struggle with attacking Pete without being blatantly homophobic. I'm here for it. 

[Bodhi 1,086]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

When the dems lower insulin costs can we exclude these fat cunts?

Part of our problem currently. Advancements in medicine and affordable healthcare have kept these people alive too long. These people will be rolling up to voting booths on their electric scooters and supplemental oxygen while pumped full of medications for another decade. Old crippled people are miserable and miserable people like to make others suffer.

Edited July 25 by Bodhi

[Red Five 40,274]

8 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I am also reevaluating some of the things I said in the hours/days after that. 

[SubliminalHorn 6,377]

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

His ear sure does look intact 🤔 

[Js1 82,948]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

His ear sure does look intact 🤔 

Figured he’d have that bandage on his head until November. Maybe they sprayed it orange

[linux 1,374]

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Stupid media asking dumb and irrelevant questions though never question MAGA never talk to MAGA, though the idiot is gaslighting us into saying they were average women, they were MAGA.

[DixonHur 10,837]

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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So, if you were a chair, which would be worse... being purchased by the Vance family, or holding up these women?

[SubliminalHorn 6,377]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Figured he’d have that bandage on his head until November. Maybe they sprayed it orange

I told my husband that its time had passed. Once Kamala stepped in, the ear thing was done and he couldn’t milk it anymore with that stupid bandage. 
 

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing. But I won’t derail with conspiracy theories 

[Horn Dogg 3,726]

27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Them bitches be filling the tank with tons of cheese and skittles!

[TexEx15 17,068]

This is what it’s supposed to look like.

[DixonHur 10,837]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Them bitches be filling the tank with tons of cheese and skittles!

Some of those ladies haven't had a bowl movement since the Obama administration.

[Red Five 40,274]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing.

Because nothing about it makes sense. 

I guess a big part of it is that no one wants to believe the SS could be that shockingly incompetent. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,303]

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 

 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

This is what it’s supposed to look like.

That's not Biden. That's a hologram. 

[mchookem 15,535]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 

 

 

[DixonHur 10,837]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 

 

JD, I've got some bad news for you...

[YGIFS 19,445]

So basically the Duggar Family and Utah decide the presidency?  

[ConferenceRoom 5,969]

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Some of those ladies haven't had a bowl movement since the Obama administration.

Oh, they’ve been moving bowls. 

[Surly Bevo 24,463]

 

In fairness to the Dotard his paradigm is people voting for him against their own interests

[TexPx 2,282]

This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

I thought Trump said she did nothing as VP. Wish they would make up their minds.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,545]

3 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Easy there fly boy! Don't make me turn this ship around.

[WhatTheBuck 28,604]

19 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I told my husband that its time had passed. Once Kamala stepped in, the ear thing was done and he couldn’t milk it anymore with that stupid bandage. 
 

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing. But I won’t derail with conspiracy theories 

He just wanted it to look like he was more seriously injured than he was. The bullet barely grazed his ear. His shirt didn’t even get bloody. But he talked about how much blood there was, how much the ear bleeds, how he “took a bullet.” It was all for show just like everything else he does. 

[Okie State 3,696]

1 hour ago, heso said:

This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

Jesus Criminy

[cactusflinthead 26,989]

It's nearly an hour to get caught up from this morning. Francisco better get to scrolling 

[TexEx15 17,068]

The replies illustrate just how unserious maga is about anything other than themselves.

[SubliminalHorn 6,377]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

The replies illustrate just how unserious maga is about anything other than themselves.

Yeah not gonna read the comments 

[Bozo_Casanova 25,822]

To quote Toni Wartooth, “Oh Wowee!”

[The Dog 43,080]

Streisand Effect FTW:

[RDCanecutter 25,890]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Beyond the scary visual, it is even more disturbing that one of those wildebeest is a teacher.

I was curious. Watched it long enough to ID the teacher.

Whoa.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. HOWWWW can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat.

[BamaATL 16,007]

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So basically the Duggar Family and Utah decide the presidency?  

The Duggars are felons.  

[Red Five 40,274]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

To quote Toni Wartooth, “Oh Wowee!”

What the fuck are these people doing? Are they trying to see how much they can horrify half the country and still make an election close?

I swear, we'd be in real trouble if any of these monsters were capable of dialing it back by about 20%.

[DixonHur 10,837]

19 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Oh, they’ve been moving bowls. 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

This is what it’s supposed to look like.

I missed the whole thing and will rewatch, but this clip… well, I’ll admit it got ever so slightly dusty in my office.

[Pancho 42,225]

👀👀👀👀

[Fudge Nuggets 18,899]

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Streisand Effect FTW:

I haven’t seen him deny it.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,712]

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I haven’t seen him deny it.

Me when he finally responds to this 

[Francisco 2.0 31,922]

19 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's nearly an hour to get caught up from this morning. Francisco better get to scrolling 

 

I caught up around 30 minutes ago.   Thanks everyone for keeping it to 6 pages or so!  

 

 

[South Austin 51,564]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I gained five pounds just watching that video.

[Bozo_Casanova 25,822]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I swear, we'd be in real trouble if

 I’d hate to us in real trouble!

[Ted Lange 15,924]

1 vote per kid?   Congrats to future president Tyreek Hill!