2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,462]

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

It's not infantilizing to point out that teens prefrontal cortexes aren't fully developed to the point they should be allowed to use life threatening devices.

It's a matter of degree, I think. Lawn mowers are incredibly dangerous, and I have seen both some near misses and some horrible accidents with them, but I don't think anybody would say they can't be opoerated safely by a teenager. That said (and what @Incredulity is being obtuse about here) is that there are any number of jobs in the trades that there simply isn't a good reason to open to anybody other but grown folks, or at the very least legal adults. 

Why are we talking about this here?

Edited July 29 by Bozo_Casanova

[Incredulity 11,674]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Also, I love how you're shifting to "late teens" when the regulation you're complaining about only affects "mid teens" (i.e., 16-17).

Go read my posts brain genius.  I haven’t shifted anything 

[sidis 9,828]

9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

No, I am looking at it from personal experience where I have seen plenty of kids who are done(figuratively) with high school about the time they can drive but are restricted on pursuing certain career paths due to age. I don’t agree that hydraulic presses are to dangerous for late teens, that’s absurdly infantilizing. Some of them stick around school and make life miserable for kids actually trying to learn. Yup anecdotes to be certain.

well you are really going to be mad to find out that the state of texas has compulsory education law requiring children to be in some sort of school until 18.

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/ED/htm/ED.25.htm

you're being obtuse about the garbage truck stuff. dahobbs articulated it perfectly...there is nothing prohibiting 16 and 17 year olds from apprenticeship and learning trades...but there are certain functions that we as a society say they should not be solely responsible. are there plenty that could do it without incident? of course. but we as a society have determined that it is not a good idea to make them entirely responsible for certain processes.

[Hmbre97 6,308]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

It's not infantilizing to point out that teens prefrontal cortexes aren't fully developed to the point they should be allowed to use life threatening devices.

Especially in the context of kids "that are pretty much done with HS once they start driving".  I grew up in backwoods southeast Texas and every kid I knew that dropped out has some sort of learning disability and didn't have the support in place to help them through that. Sure, let's take a bunch of kids that couldn't hack algebra and high school english and cut them loose on complicated and dangerous machinery. 

 

I love how the right wing bootstrap brain works. Kid is struggling in school so instead of making sure we have resources in place to help them stay in school and get an education, the solution is to send them out into the workplace doing menial jobs.

 

[Dahobbs 17,534]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Go read my posts brain genius.  I haven’t shifted anything 

Do you consider 16 to be "late teens"? 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,462]

[sidis 9,828]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Why are we talking about this here?

because incredulity responded to someone posting a tweet pointing out that project 2025 wants to undo regulations on garbage truck operation by teenagers and captainant needlessly trolled him and then we all got to be exposed to a lot of stupid thoughts.

[Dahobbs 17,534]

4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Quoting this again just to overcome the thread derail that I contributed to. 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

???? They are dangerous to ANYONE, not just teens. See below. Also, I love how you're shifting to "late teens" when the regulation you're complaining about only affects "mid teens" (i.e., 16-17). No one is saying you can't have age appropriate learning opportunities for different trades. The regulation just says that some jobs within those trades can't be performed by children. 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/popular-engineer-crushed-death-under-26808019

https://www.health.ny.gov/environmental/investigations/face/facts/docs/baling.pdf

https://nebraskaexaminer.com/briefs/grand-island-employer-penalized-after-worker-gets-stuck-in-industrial-baler-and-later-dies/

https://feldmanshepherd.com/results/7-9-million-recovery-for-arm-crush-injuries-caused-by-cardboard-box-baling-machine/

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5016a2.htm

https://moovmor.com/baler/why-safety-matters-when-baling-cardboard/

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CCDPHP/DEODC/OHB/FACE/CDPH Document Library/09CA005.pdf

You can't reason with him.  He's a halfwit.

[Frank The Tank 1,497]

I’m a thread lurker and really only jump in for some sarcasm here and there. But, as an attempt at sincerity and to help get things back on track, here we go:

I was generally raised as a republican and voted R up and until Trump came along. Never again. I have signed up for the White Dudes for Harris call and have donated to a national campaign for the first time in my life. Let’s fucking go. Democracy and human decency are at stake. 

[C-Man 27,228]

Assume this has been discussed somewhere on this site. "True the Vote" is making fucky-fucky with voter rolls.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/29/politics/voter-rolls-ballot-challenges-true-the-vote-elections/index.html

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Police officers in Texas, senior citizens at a nursing home in Pennsylvania and people who had registered to vote at a Marine base in California.

They are among the thousands of voters whose right to cast a ballot has been needlessly challenged ahead of this November’s election by activists — many of whom have been inspired by conspiracy theories — seeking to prevent voter fraud.

“My simple right as a voter is being attacked,” said Daniel Moss, a university administrator from Denton County, Texas, whose registration was challenged by one of the activists even though he has lived in the county and voted there for about two decades. “It’s kind of un-American to do that.”

Election officials across the country have been inundated with dubious complaints about inaccurate voter rolls, which have wasted government resources and sapped taxpayer money spent reviewing lists of registered voters that officials say are already carefully maintained, a CNN investigation has found.

One of the main drivers of the fruitless challenges is a conservative Texas-based nonprofit group called True the Vote, an election-monitoring organization that has long peddled debunked voter-fraud theories. The group’s founder, Catherine Engelbrecht, has called on followers to help clean voter rolls by using an app called IV3 that enables users to research voter data and submit voter-eligibility challenges to local election offices.

In this 2015 photo, Catherine Engelbrecht, founder of True the Vote, testifies during a confirmation hearing at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. 

Samuel Corum/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

The activists say they are merely trying to help clean voter rolls to prevent fraud, but their challenges have been riddled with errors and have at times included vulnerable groups, such as people registered to vote at assisted-living facilities and homeless shelters, documents obtained by CNN show.

True the Vote has said that nearly 7,000 people have been using its app, which references voter and postal data, to challenge a total of more than a half-million records.

Acting on conspiracy theories

County and state officials across nine states — many of them considered battlegrounds — interviewed by CNN said they have meticulous processes for maintaining voter rolls. They also said they cannot simply purge registered voters from the rolls without making efforts to contact them and following other safeguards. Some officials added that portions of the data in the IV3 app appear outdated, which they say undercuts much of the activists’ work.

“These people are actually trying to help but they did not understand the procedures we have in place,” said Matt Webber, the registrar of voters for Yavapai County, Arizona, who explained how two people who said they were working with True the Vote in May and June sought to challenge a list of potentially ineligible voters that the county had already addressed by contacting them and, if warranted, placing them into an inactive status.

Some election observers have argued that even if the activists submitting mass challenges are operating in good faith, their efforts waste election officials’ time, promote false notions about the maintenance of voter rolls and could prompt the inappropriate removal of some registered voters. In Waterford, Michigan, for example, an activist’s lobbying last year led to what the state called the improper removal of 1,000 people, including an Air Force officer’s registration that was later reinstated, as reported by The New York Times.

Moreover, some argue the challenges show how certain groups have not only spread false election conspiracy theories but also convinced believers to act on them, which could further inflame distrust in elections.

“A lot of these people are people of goodwill. They have just been fed a constant diet of lies,” said David Becker, founder of the nonprofit Center for Election Innovation & Research, who added that one of the “great ironies” is that “the voter lists are more accurate than they have ever been” because of modern data-sharing technology.

In a statement, Engelbrecht of True the Vote said her group seeks to “empower citizens to ensure accurate, secure, and fair elections,” and argued, “In pursuit of our mission, True the Vote has developed specialized processes, technologies, and methodologies that have been affirmed by experts and courts across the political spectrum.” She did not name the experts and courts to which her statement referred.

‘Unlawful disenfranchisement’

Some states have recommended local officials disregard or dismiss pleas from private citizens to drop groups of voters from the rolls. A June memo from Pennsylvania’s deputy secretary for elections and commissions warned that such challenges can lead to “unlawful disenfranchisement.” A spokesperson for California’s secretary of state told CNN that responding to unvetted voter-removal requests “distracts” from necessary election preparation. The challenges come as a wave of states have passed laws with added voting restrictions since 2020.

Other officials have been more receptive.

“We are open to anyone assisting,” said Jeff Roberts, the administrator of elections for Tennessee’s Davidson County, home to Nashville. Roberts said he has received voter-registration challenges from a local resident who separately told CNN he had spent about 100 hours compiling lists of voters who appeared ineligible based on data in the IV3 app. Roberts said he would follow the law and would not simply purge voters from the rolls without giving them the opportunity to respond.

About a dozen people in Denton County, Texas — outside of Dallas — have submitted what has sometimes surpassed 1,000 challenges a day, according to the county elections administrator, Frank Phillips. Records show at least some of them have used IV3.
Phillips said he has sought to review all their challenges but added the effort has become “a little time-consuming.”

Denton County elections administrator Frank Phillips. 

CNN

Phillips said most of the challenges involve voters the county has already placed in an inactive status or removed from the rolls, whereas a minority of them warrant follow-up. In those cases, he said the activists’ challenges speed up the process the county already has for maintaining its rolls and verifying voters’ residences.

Some of the challenges submitted by Denton County activists have had blatant problems. For example, one woman challenged a few local police officers who lawfully listed their address as a government building, emails show.

“These people just can’t see past the end of their own nose, evidently,” said one of those officers, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he lacked approval to speak to the media. He explained that cops and other officials are sometimes allowed to use alias addresses like county buildings out of concern for their personal safety. “They’re just throwing everything against the wall to see what will stick. … That undermines their investigation.”

Unconventional addresses

True the Vote has seemingly encouraged the practice of submitting mass challenges against people registered at unconventional addresses even if some voters may be properly registered at those locations.

In a June webinar, for example, True the Vote’s founder Engelbrecht highlighted what she called a “sketchy” address in Phoenix where she said hundreds of people were registered to vote. “Would I challenge them? Probably so,” she said.

Catherine Engelbrecht, center, leader of True the Vote, a national group focused on voter fraud, in Worthington, Ohio, in 2012. 

Michael F. McElroy/The New York Times/Redux

A basic internet search reveals a local nonprofit organization has offered that location as a mailing address for homeless people seeking shelter or other services. Still, a few weeks after that True the Vote webinar, a woman tried to challenge the individuals registered there. A county official responded to her email by thanking her but stated the county already “continuously” performs list maintenance through processes mandated by law.

Challenges submitted by another woman in Fayette County, Pennsylvania, included voters registered at assisted living facilities and nursing homes, according to the local elections director, Marybeth Kuznik. In a June letter, Kuznik explained that she would reject the woman’s challenges because they conflicted with voter registration laws and because the mere appearance that someone lives in a “commercial” facility like an assisted living facility does not justify cancellation.

Melanie Patterson, the Fayette County woman who submitted those challenges after doing research with IV3, told CNN that she wanted to help clean the rolls to deter potential fraud in future elections. Despite an absence of evidence, she said she believes voter fraud in Pennsylvania influenced the 2020 election.

“Dirty voter rolls mean dirty elections,” Patterson said. “If you don’t protect that vote, we are going to lose the foundations this country was built on.”

Patterson’s views were largely reflected by a handful of other IV3 users who agreed to speak to CNN.

Christine Wilfong of Maricopa County, Arizona, said she believes her county has not effectively policed its voter rolls and that she hoped her efforts would remind officials that local citizens are now providing more government oversight.

“We are watching you,” Wilfong said, referring to election officials. “That’s why I’m doing what small thing I can do to try to clean up the rolls. … I do want people to understand that they are being looked at.”

Links to discredited ‘2000 Mules’ film

Aside from using the IV3 app promoted by True the Vote, Wilfong and others referenced the film “2000 Mules” — which cited data from True the Vote and purported to reveal widespread ballot fraud in the 2020 election — for bolstering their desire to help prevent potential voter fraud.

But that film has been discredited. When a Georgia judge ordered True the Vote last year to provide relevant evidence and sourcing for its claims, the group responded that it did not have the identity or contact information for its sources, nor records that supported other claims made.

The film’s publisher, Salem Media Group, issued a public apology this year and said it would stop distributing the movie after a Georgia man wrongly accused of voter fraud sued the company for defamation. In its statement, the company pointed the finger at True the Vote and a conservative filmmaker, saying it relied on their representations and evidence that people were captured illegally depositing ballots.

The history of True the Vote and its leaders peddling baseless election conspiracy theories extends further.

In November 2016, days after Donald Trump won the presidential election, a then-board member of True the Vote, Gregg Phillips, tweeted that he had verified more than 3 million votes cast by non-citizens. When pressed in an appearance on CNN in January 2017, Phillips refused to provide the evidence. Instead, he argued that he needed more time to prepare a public report to ensure accuracy and because the work — much like the efforts of IV3 today — was being completed by volunteers.

Denton County, Texas voter Daniel Moss, whose registration was challenged by a baseless complaint 

Despite those controversies, the group’s revenue has ballooned over the last decade. True the Vote pulled in just over $4 million between 2014 and 2019 but reported nearly $12 million in revenue between 2020 and 2022, the latest year of its publicly available financial reports.

Scrutiny of finances

True the Vote has also faced allegations of financial wrongdoing. Last year, the watchdog group Campaign for Accountability filed a complaint with the IRS that alleged True the Vote may have excessively paid former director Phillips’ business and improperly loaned money to Engelbrecht.

Specifically, the organization paid Phillips’ business at least $750,000 for data analysis after the 2020 election and did not disclose the transactions in a government filing, according to the complaint. True the Vote also allegedly issued loans to Engelbrecht, a director and employee for the organization, despite Texas law prohibiting nonprofit directors from receiving loans from their groups. A True the Vote spokesperson previously argued that the complaint was filed as a “form of harassment” and that it was “without merit.”

An IRS spokesperson said the agency by law cannot confirm or deny whether an entity is under examination.

Today, True the Vote continues to solicit donations with appeals to “protecting the republic” and calls on followers to help “save” trustworthy elections.

But to some election professionals and voters who have had their registrations challenged, the group’s efforts could have the opposite effect.

“These kinds of rash activities can do much more harm than good,” said Moss, the Denton County, Texas voter. “If you want to be part of the solution and you want to help … maybe push to get people to vote versus trying to find answers that don’t even have problems to begin with.”

 

 

[Dahobbs 17,534]

1 minute ago, Frank The Tank said:

I’m a thread lurker and really only jump in for some sarcasm here and there. But, as an attempt at sincerity and to help get things back on track, here we go:

I was generally raised as a republican and voted R up and until Trump came along. Never again. I have signed up for the White Dudes for Harris call and have donated to a national campaign for the first time in my life. Let’s fucking go. Democracy and human decency are at stake. 

When you've lost Frank the Tank... 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Quoting this again just to overcome the thread derail that I contributed to. 

They will inevitably get to the point where they lash back with "You know what's weird?  Grooming kids and trans people and the gays and the immigrants!" and all their other made up culture war bullshit.  I don't think it will land with a lot of people, but that's where this is heading to on the R side.

[The Dog 44,052]

 

['stache 21,815]

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Especially in the context of kids "that are pretty much done with HS once they start driving".  I grew up in backwoods southeast Texas and every kid I knew that dropped out has some sort of learning disability and didn't have the support in place to help them through that. Sure, let's take a bunch of kids that couldn't hack algebra and high school english and cut them loose on complicated and dangerous machinery. 

 

I love how the right wing bootstrap brain works. Kid is struggling in school so instead of making sure we have resources in place to help them stay in school and get an education, the solution is to send them out into the workplace doing menial jobs.

 

He referred to those last two years of high school as "idleness," so it sounds consistent with the right's complete undermining of basic education in general. There's a lot of learning going on in those years. Even kids who are on the wrong path usually pick a few things up along the way, and as you said, the focus should be finding solutions to get them through to the end of high school. There's plenty of opportunity to learn a trade those last two years and be ready to do whatever is available at 18. I mean, why would a factory even want a 16 year old running this type of equipment? Let the school train them first, it cuts the training time down significantly when they apply at 18.

[G650 14,256]

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

because incredulity responded to someone posting a tweet pointing out that project 2025 wants to undo regulations on garbage truck operation by teenagers and captainant needlessly trolled him and then we all got to be exposed to a lot of stupid thoughts.

Its the way of these things I suppose

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

Regulations about being older than 18 to operate a chainsaw or wood chipper were written in blood. Several somebodies had to die or lose body parts for them to be on the books.

Plus, I want to see how the insurance industry reacts to the idea of having a 15-17 year old with a chainsaw up in a tree.

 

[sidis 9,828]

and also, as our resident francophile, i am sick of french lit being the go-to replacement of lesbian underwater basket weaving for addlepates that want to devalue and diminish the value of a well-rounded society and humanities in education.

why my boys stendhal, balzac, proust, zola, flaubert, camus, hugo, dumas, and gide have to always get dragged into this shit...i will never understand.

if we are being honest though, it would be a better threadjack than burgers in the urban meyer thread or the cheese puns in the cesspool that is the recruiting forum.

Edited July 29 by sidis

[Dahobbs 17,534]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Assume this has been discussed somewhere on this site. "True the Vote" is making fucky-fucky with voter rolls.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/29/politics/voter-rolls-ballot-challenges-true-the-vote-elections/index.html

 

I don't think challenging the registration of police officers and nursing home residents is going to have the effect that True the Vote wants. 

[seven 1,367]

54 minutes ago, Homercles said:

So our first dedicated right winger to crawl out of the woodwork, jumps into this thread to champion…*checks notes*…teenagers working dangerous jobs.  

By saying those teenagers need to focus on education..... by working dangerous jobs 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,462]

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He referred to those last two years of high school as "idleness," so it sounds consistent with the right's complete undermining of basic education in general. There's a lot of learning going on in those years. Even kids who are on the wrong path usually pick a few things up along the way, and as you said, the focus should be finding solutions to get them through to the end of high school. There's plenty of opportunity to learn a trade those last two years and be ready to do whatever is available at 18. I mean, why would a factory even want a 16 year old running this type of equipment? Let the school train them first, it cuts the training time down significantly when they apply at 18.

Exactly. I'm a huge proponent of high school vocational training in the trades, and I support companies and unions sponsoring such programs provided that it comes with appropriate protections, pay, and an equitable transition to the workforce. But just letting kids drop out to work in heavy industry, and take a skilled labor job from a working man for less pay is a terrible deal, and only a bad boss or the lackey of one could support it. 

Edited July 29 by Bozo_Casanova

['stache 21,815]

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

and also, as our resident francophile, i am sick of french lit being the go-to replacement of lesbian underwater basket weaving for addlepates that want to devalue and diminish the value of a well-rounded society and humanities in education.

why my boys stendhal, balzac, proust, zola, flaubert, camus, hugo, dumas, and gide have to always get dragged into this shit...i will never understand.

if we are being honest though, it would be a better threadjack than burgers in the urban meyer thread or the cheese puns in the cesspool that is the recruiting forum.

Heh Heh Balzac

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I'd whip this motherfuckers ass from one end of a room to the other until he begged for mercy.  I'll be on the call. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I don't think challenging the registration of police officers and nursing home residents is going to have the effect that True the Vote wants. 

They don’t know who is who. They just think, or have been conditioned to think, that any and all abnormalities are dems committing fraud. So they see a commercial address, they report. 

[Radical Larry 28,620]

18 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

I’m a thread lurker and really only jump in for some sarcasm here and there. But, as an attempt at sincerity and to help get things back on track, here we go:

I was generally raised as a republican and voted R up and until Trump came along. Never again. I have signed up for the White Dudes for Harris call and have donated to a national campaign for the first time in my life. Let’s fucking go. Democracy and human decency are at stake. 

No streaking during the zoom call, Frank. 

[Goredho 17,406]

18 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

I’m a thread lurker and really only jump in for some sarcasm here and there. But, as an attempt at sincerity and to help get things back on track, here we go:

I was generally raised as a republican and voted R up and until Trump came along. Never again. I have signed up for the White Dudes for Harris call and have donated to a national campaign for the first time in my life. Let’s fucking go. Democracy and human decency are at stake. 

[G650 14,256]

14 minutes ago, sidis said:

and also, as our resident francophile, i am sick of french lit being the go-to replacement of lesbian underwater basket weaving for addlepates that want to devalue and diminish the value of a well-rounded society and humanities in education.

why my boys stendhal, balzac, proust, zola, flaubert, camus, hugo, dumas, and gide have to always get dragged into this shit...i will never understand.

if we are being honest though, it would be a better threadjack than burgers in the urban meyer thread or the cheese puns in the cesspool that is the recruiting forum.

J'accuse!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

[bolverk 29,673]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Man, who knows what Trump's pastor has said. If he had one. 

Maybe this gets addressed further down in the thread (catching up), but doesn't/didn't he have that batshit "spiritual advisor," Paula White?

[Planet Houston 4,930]

51 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

White Dudes for Harris call up to 90K registrations. Walz, Pritzker, and Doug Jones added as speakers. 

Let’s fuckin go. And if you haven’t registered, just go to whitedudesforharris.com - it’s hosting the call at 7CT and is also the signup page prior to showtime. 

[sidis 9,828]

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

J'accuse!

[Gil Bang 25,959]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Does Franklin Graham qualify as a "radical pastor"? How about Robert Jeffress?

How about the dude that jerked off while his wife fucked the cabana boy?

53 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

White Dudes for Harris call up to 90K registrations. Walz, Pritzker, and Doug Jones added as speakers. 

Doug Jones needs to be AG.

[seven 1,367]

Streaking is part of white dude culture 

[Aqua Buddha 14,597]

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

His bro Jerry Falwell Jr should set it up.

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Somebody get @Incredulity a Puppers

[Born to Run 6,569]

20 minutes ago, sidis said:

and also, as our resident francophile, i am sick of french lit being the go-to replacement of lesbian underwater basket weaving for addlepates that want to devalue and diminish the value of a well-rounded society and humanities in education.

why my boys stendhal, balzac, proust, zola, flaubert, camus, hugo, dumas, and gide have to always get dragged into this shit...i will never understand.

if we are being honest though, it would be a better threadjack than burgers in the urban meyer thread or the cheese puns in the cesspool that is the recruiting forum.

Hu huh you said dumas.

[Js1 85,338]

 

[Born to Run 6,569]

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Heh Heh Balzac

Dammit

[Js1 85,338]

44 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Also has +4 approval. WE’RE BACK

Same +1 as last week BUT Harris went from 43/51 approval to 50/46 

[G650 14,256]

I just take umbrage at Voltaire's omission

[sidis 9,828]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Hu huh you said dumas.

 

Just now, Born to Run said:

Dammit

 

would have repped had you opted for the shawshank gif.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Exactly. I'm a huge proponent of high school vocational training in the trades, and I support companies and unions sponsoring such programs provided that it comes with appropriate protections, pay, and an equitable transition to the workforce. But just letting kids drop out to work in heavy industry, and take a skilled labor job from a working man for less pay is a terrible deal, and only a bad boss or the lackey of one could support it. 

Yeah, but where are corporations going to find the cheap ass labor to replace all the migrants they’re going to deport, without child labor?

[sidis 9,828]

Just now, G650 said:

I just take umbrage at Voltaire's omission

i figured it would be the omission of sade letting his freak flag fly.

[Firemans4Horn 18,050]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

30 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Gavin Newsome fucked your wife, before she was ugly.  

[mdmost 43,001]

29 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Better than Cokeheads for Trump or Guys Who Never Get Their Father’s Love for Trump.

[Homercles 10,205]

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

he's not wrong. There is virtually no benefit to letting children operate these machines. Stop being such a shithead all the time. 

You have to follow the 2025 logic…ban birth control so people have more kids, those kids learn in a public school system crippled by republicans, at 16 they’re put to work to support their 9 siblings + mom/dad + grandma fresh jizz (grandpa died heroically as a Senior Master Major Commodore in the Great Gravy War of 2026).  

With a poor education and only the Trump Bible to guide them, they flock to the Meal Replacement Survival Bucket factory for $6 an hour operating the industrial grinders with no lockouts (they’re illegal now).  

After laughing too hard at an Elon tweet, catching their sleeve on the grinder and degloving a hand…they’ll be forced to be the greeter at Costco (we love you) where they subside off sneaking handfuls of Survival Buckets, trying to score with Starla the manager, and blaming liberal Democrats for their problems.  

With each successive unintended pregnancy, they high five with glee at having another vote to cast for Dear Leader.  

[G650 14,256]

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

i figured it would be the omission of sade letting his freak flag fly.

Actually, you are correct. I'm ashamed I missed that.

[C-Man 27,228]

5 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Gavin Newsome fucked your wife, before she was ugly.  

DJTjr isn't married to the Gargoyle. They've been engaged forever, though.

[jimmyjazz 45,957]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don't forget the "they want abortions up to the minute of conception" trope. 

Biden should push an EO or legislation to create a federal ban on abortions past, what, 8 months?  Some timeframe that would cover typical medical emergencies and kneecap this bullshit right wing talking point.