2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Brisketexan 105,160]

3 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Oh, you thought it was a real hat. I meant your mom’s pussy.

While I am confident that licking cremated elderly pussy would be the pinnacle of what is certainly one of the saddest sex lives on the planet - and you do you dude, we don't kink-shame around here - you couldn't be a more accurate example of your "team" if you tried. 

Stupid.  Slow-witted.  Unfunny.  Frustrated.  No self-esteem.  The only one who thinks you are funny or have any worth as a human being is you.  You are the perfect Trumpkin.  Don't change a thing.  Just stand there in all your glory, and let us gaze upon it in wonder.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

4 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Oh, you thought it was a real hat. I meant your mom’s pussy.

[LTbear 4,171]

5 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Oh, you thought it was a real hat. I meant your mom’s pussy.

Son, legit question, are you still in high school? Middle school?

[MissingInAction 25,110]

Just now, LTbear said:

Son, legit question, are you still in high school? Middle school?

I'm telling you it's Texashammer 

[Zonahorn 8,079]

Trump 2024: Kamala isn’t black

[naija 2,869]

maybe they are going for the #ADOS vote

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Son, legit question, are you still in high school? Middle school?

I think the guy is a solid 58 years old. 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm telling you it's Texashammer 

This dude has  been a member since 2018. I find it unlikely he's Texas Hammer. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,112]

3 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

New birtherism just dropped

the whitest guy you know “doesn’t know how it’s going to play in the black community”

 

hint:

[kevwun 15,806]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think the guy is a solid 58 years old. 

This dude has  been a member since 2018. I find it unlikely he's Texas Hammer. 

Some of these crazy people have had multiple accounts that they keep in reserve for years.  It wouldn't be the first time.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

46 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

*anymore

Trump would being that back, according to his nephew. 

[MissingInAction 25,110]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think the guy is a solid 58 years old. 

This dude has  been a member since 2018. I find it unlikely he's Texas Hammer. 

Yea.. he just posts like he is.

[Gatorubet 30,247]

19 minutes ago, Constant said:

A man can say sorry to the people they have wronged. 

i’m not gonna lie, I read that in this voice:

[Js1 85,433]

 

 

[Dahobbs 17,625]

8 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Trump 2024: Kamala isn’t black

#WeAreNeverGoingBlack

[LTbear 4,171]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

If the pick is Shapiro, it would be the most on brand DNC move and would stink to high heaven of some back room wine cave deal.  Kinda like Obama picking Joe Biden but worse. 

[chainsaw 9,871]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If the pick is Shapiro, it would be the most on brand DNC move and would stink to high heaven of some back room wine cave deal.  Kinda like Obama picking Joe Biden but worse. 

It feels safe (to them), and if the data supports it, I support it even if he's not the guy I prefer. However, from where I sit, it's risky as to Gen Z and the Uncommitted movement.

[South Austin 52,521]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

cremated elderly pussy

I just found my new lounge band name.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Trump 2024: Kamala isn’t black

Not a joke

 

[Brisketexan 105,160]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

the whitest guy you know “doesn’t know how it’s going to play in the black community”

 

hint:

I love the "I don't know if someone with a black Jamaican parent identifies as African-American"..... Hmmmm....people like Alicia Keys and Kerry Washington are gonna be surprised to find out that they aren't african American because the african side of their family got waylaid in Jamaica for a few centuries on their way to the US.

Mmmmm.... Kerry Washington is f'n SMOKE.

[Firemans4Horn 18,112]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If the pick is Shapiro, it would be the most on brand DNC move and would stink to high heaven of some back room wine cave deal.  Kinda like Obama picking Joe Biden but worse. 

Or it would be picking an extremely popular governor in a state that if they win will give them a huge shot to win the presidency. Occam’s razor. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,494]

3 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

A few years ago a person on Shaggy suggested apparently without irony that Texas consider hiring a Madden champion as an offensive schemer, perhaps even as OC. It was a wild moment, because it was already sort of a cliche - people had sarcastically suggested it in the past  as a satire of a dumb idea, but nobody would be dumb enough to actually suggest that, right? And then someone did. 

This post of yours is notable in the same way. 

 

[Zonahorn 8,079]

 

[Js1 85,433]

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

Not a joke

 

Yep. This is gonna get ugly. I think it’s all downhill from here for the Trump campaign 

[Brisketexan 105,160]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I just found my new lounge band name.

"New?"

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

Not a joke

Well, sure she does.  I mean, her tits even have a serial number for each one.

[Chuckie Finster 22,702]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Not a joke

 

This is an INSANE strategy.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,409]

3 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

* Damn this thread moves fast.  

Edited July 31 by Leeroy Jenkins

[Firemans4Horn 18,112]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Not a joke

 

[gmr548 16,580]

32 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lucky for Trump, there isn't a must-win southern swing state that basically depends on his ability to win Black voters over or that his polling leads were based on a historically unprecedented increase in minority support.

Being actively antagonistic to black voters is such a fucking weird strategy for team Trump. I don't know if the Turmp campaign really believed they were going to have some generational breakthrough with black voters - I certainly didn't - but even just continuing the trend of a picking up a couple more percentage points and maybe benefitting from slightly lower turnout would more or less secure GA and make the rust belt trio that much heavier of a lift for Democrats.

Now they are out here supercharging black enthusiasm for Harris and self sabotaging in five key swing states. If they piss off the black community to the point of losing GA and NC, the election is called as soon as polls close on the west coast. Just phenomenally dumb.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

 

[G650 14,263]

9 minutes ago, LTbear said:

That is fuckin awesome

[naija 2,869]

It's consistent for how they think. An apology or backtracking is off the table. So the next best thing is to see if you can use that as a divisive issue. It's not about winning people over. Somebody in that campaign might be aware of the #ADOS group, or if they are not, they soon will be and I can see them trying to turn this issue into what would be a positive in their minds. It won't occur to them that #ADOS is fairly fringe and will move no votes, but they will happy to find some common ground to bleat about.

[shakahorn 1,645]

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Not a joke

 

Classic.  Habba's parents emigrated from Iraq. I don't think that will play well with maga.

[LTbear 4,171]

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

That is fuckin awesome

Saw it on a Twitter thread detailing his shit show self-implosion today. Now I need to find wear to buy one. 

Edited July 31 by LTbear

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Or it would be picking an extremely popular governor in a state that if they win will give them a huge shot to win the presidency. Occam’s razor. 

I read this in the voice of Debbie Wasserman Shultz.

[Constant 6,746]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is an INSANE strategy.

What does it even stand to gain? The racists already vote Trump. What new vote does this bring to the table? 
 

They already sidelined the ‘this election is all about policy’ line. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I challenge you to find the difference between a russkie bot and an actual Trumpkin.  Both just robotically spout Trumpist propaganda and lies, with no independent critical thought.

Bots are Trumpkins.  Trumpkins are bots.

1,x

[Tonesky 941]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If the pick is Shapiro, it would be the most on brand DNC move and would stink to high heaven of some back room wine cave deal.  Kinda like Obama picking Joe Biden but worse. 

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. This is gonna get ugly. I think it’s all downhill from here for the Trump campaign 

I don't think he will (or should) be the pick, but I am bemused by the concept of fanning the flames of MAGA bigotry. 

[Constant 6,746]

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

So it on a Twitter thread detailing his shit show self-implosion today. Now I need to find wear to buy one. 

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=vote+orange+stains&adgrpid=116838713972&hvadid=557253011277&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9027232&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=10047854306777627237&hvtargid=kwd-938878202074&hydadcr=11145_13463737&tag=hydsma-20&ref=pd_sl_4f2m52wo6o_b
 

A lot of options. 

['stache 21,823]

2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Classic.  Habba's parents emigrated from Iraq. I don't think that will play well with maga.

Derka Derka Habba Jihad!

[Zonahorn 8,079]

6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Well, that woke the media up

 

[gmr548 16,580]

The other - wait for it -  weird thing about the MAGA bit here is that Harris has been pretty open about her mixed heritage, at least since she's come onto the national stage. Mixed race individuals and families are plenty common in the US in 2024. This idea that Kamala Harris can't be Indian and black is going to fall flat against most people's day to day experience. They are really showing heir ass here. 

[WBT 20,622]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Lefty loosy

[TexasHooch 5,122]

Boy, I can't wait to hear my FIL fumble through his version of the spoon fed equivocation he's going to hear over the next 2 days. It's going to come out like a Mad Libs.

Thing is, this double down is going to play just fine with MAGA, because they think nuance and duality are Kentucky Derby horses. It's not going to fly with black people though, obviously. 

[Pam Cummings 9,646]

9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

[Chuckie Finster 22,702]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

The other - wait for it -  weird thing about the MAGA bit here is that Harris has been pretty open about her mixed heritage, at least since she's come onto the national stage. Mixed race individuals and families are plenty common in the US in 2024. This idea that Kamala Harris can't be Indian and black is going to fall flat against most people's day to day experience. They are really showing heir ass here. 

Guarantee that most of the dumbasses in that crowd who claim to not understand mixed heritage are able to fully grasp it on St. Patrick's Day.

[Firemans4Horn 18,112]

I liked Trump’s version of this during his interview

 

 

[G650 14,263]

9 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Saw it on a Twitter thread detailing his shit show self-implosion today. Now I need to find wear to buy one. 

Please share with the group when you do.

 

Edit: Well shit jus saw the amazon link

Edited July 31 by G650

[Satchel 6,938]

I would love to see working class and poor people organize a call upon which they could make it clear to the Harris campaign that their voices, hopes and dreams matter. They may not be able to raise cash but they can spread hope and encourage those in their orbit to become informed participants in the political process at all levels.