2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

[Ted Lange 15,968]

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[Dark Horse 2,257]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

[Sawbonz 27,209]

13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

Little known fact about these 2 events: same gross tonnage

[Hank_Hill 18,315]

 

[RDCanecutter 26,175]

Mark Levin disappointingly reserved. I wanted to watch a chimp fling its poo, but he's just mumbling "socialist/islamist/racist" on a loop.

[NAVY 6,735]

Get Tom Hanks to reprise this in a Kamala ad, ahora. 

Edited August 7 by NAVY

[Pancho 44,106]

[Huckleberry 32,628]

34 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I'm pretty sure that Musk will still be insanely wealthy with a devoted following of techbros and angry virgins regardless of what happens to Trump.  

Not if the President wields SCOTUS granted immunity and determines that so much wealth in the hands of a South African spy is a threat to national security and signs an executive order to seize his assets to prevent attacks against the American people.

I mean at some point somebody is going to have to show the country how idiotic that ruling was. Make it the same executive order that declares SCOTUS itself a national security threat and jails the Justices. I really think I'd consider these two things after Election Day if I were Biden. You're not staying, you're old as fuck, eat some ice cream and go nuts.

[HOOKEM4 5,005]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Fuck yeah I do.  Already ordered.  I'll be in the sunflower patches hammering late-season dove when it shows up, wearing it with fucking pride.

Yes.  A Democrat, wearing a camo hat, with my gun, that I've owned and known how to shoot my whole damned life.  How you like them apples, you weird incel GQP fuckers?

It's going to be extra odd when I am sitting in a deer blind with my maga bil wearing that hat. He won't say shit because I am a fucking gun nut with all suppressed tools. That is the biggest mind fuck of them all. He only identifies with guns. Silly little dude. 

 

I am all about gun regulations. 90% of what I have should not be commercially available. Lfg. Take it away. Idgaf. I would rather kids in Uvalde were alive over mah rights. Regulate, monitor and make America great again.

[Constant 6,694]

 

LOL at Fox News willing to dip a toe in the ‘criminal activity’ pool. 

[Sawbonz 27,209]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Howard is not a public school Indiana boy

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

Trump/Vance is in full defense mode, arms up and just taking blow after blow 

 

 

[Pancho 44,106]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Judging by Bruce’s twitter feed, I don’t think he’s voting for Kamala.  

 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Sports MAGA makes me have the sads.

 

 

The issue I have is the hypocrisy of the radical republicans (shocker) when it comes to this. They have no problem with Dabo pushing his religion onto athletes and their program, Bruce saying the above, Gundy with his OAN politics at practice, and that one Mississippi basketball coach who when he got hired said none of his athletes will kneel for the anthem. 

But let one Black athlete go march for racial equality and those same people above are calling the ADs office to threaten to withdraw their support and all of a sudden the Black athletes can’t do that shit anymore. 

[The Dog 43,707]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

ThreeYearLetterman is gonna have a field day with this:
 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump’s Truth account is going to be lit tonight.

Oh yeah:

 

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

 

Edited August 7 by cactusflinthead

[Tuco 5,076]

Walz went to Chadron?  Talk about humble beginnings.  

[BurntOrange&White 39,221]

This TikTok account is funny and he just makes fun of another account called daterightstuff 

[YGIFS 19,447]

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Howard is not a public school Indiana boy

Yeah, it is an HBCU that has traditionally received well-deserved federal assistance.  But it's 100% private.  I'll give him a pass on this one for trying to make a point.  Even Vance, weirdo that he is, carved his way through a non-deal upbringing, served, and went to public university, and reached for what was above his class level.  He's been an asshole ever since, but he started out somewhat middle-American.  Walz and Harris are beaming lights of the American Dream.  

Donald Trump is rapidly approaching a net worth which would be easily surpassed had he not just invested his inheritance in index funds, but we're at the point now of a well-structured bond/fixed-income portfolio.  He was not only given every single advantage in life to fuck up, he's managing to drag down hundreds of inner circle-folks and tens of thousands of employees down with him.  His 3 Presidential runs will be studied as the most complicated credit workout solution in the history of business.  We will honestly be unpacking this for decades.  

[TexPx 2,309]

 

[chainsaw 9,791]

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I thought Tim Walz was a Minnesota State Screamin' Eagle

 

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

 

[YGIFS 19,447]

It wasn't called Minnesota State back then though, think of SWT and Texas State or Western College ---> UTEP.  

That's a great montage of Walz helping his daughter setup an old-school vinyl setup.  I bet one year's tuition Trump has no idea where Barron Trump lives while attending BYU, not will he ever visit the place.  

[HenryJames 65,812]

3 minutes ago, TexPx said:

Bob Seger? Winning Michigan.

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

Disagree about speaker cables, will not vote.

[chainsaw 9,791]

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

[BurntOrange&White 39,221]

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Got damn that’s true. It’s good to see democrats finally put their chest out and not be so submissive 

[Blotto 23,352]

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I think he meant NYU, but you never know with ygifs. I'll laugh my ass  off if that fucker goes to BYU. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,694]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Judging by Bruce’s twitter feed, I don’t think he’s voting for Kamala.  

Cheatin’ Bruce. 

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

[BurntOrange&White 39,221]

And so it begins….

 

 

[Blotto 23,352]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

All Donnie needs to do is call in another favor from Mitt, and he'll come running right over and jump in his lap. And then Donnie will shit on him again. 

[Brisketexan 104,215]

And so it begins….
 
 

Fine, fuckers.
1) Beat their asses so badly that they just look stupid for whining.
2) Let them commit actual crimes to fuck with the election, then arrest them and bury them under the prison.
It’s time to clean this shit up.

[NAVY 6,735]

[YGIFS 19,447]

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

[chainsaw 9,791]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

Man I would have believed you if you'd said BYU. I would have been shocked and curious.

Here's the star

Spoiler

 

[Pancho 44,106]

 

[956 Worldwide 34,222]

[956 Worldwide 34,222]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

I guarantee you he’s trying to make up a racist nickname and is instead messing up the capital of Uganda. (Kampala). 

[4th&Five 41,435]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Weird. 

[Pimphand 5,540]

On 8/5/2024 at 9:01 AM, aggie08 said:

Oh, it's not bait. Dude's a sociopath.

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

[Pimphand 5,540]

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

[tx ind 6,983]

 

[Pancho 44,106]

Anyone have a Baxter update after practice today? MRI was tonight, right?

[Pancho 44,106]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

 

 

Things I wonder—

 

If you think Biden has nazi ideas, you must surely then believe trunp has even harder nazi ideas—right? 

How do you cheer for Black athletes at UT? Do you use the n-word? I’m going to guess that’s a yes.

[Kel Varnsen 8,377]

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

Kind of Rad actually

[Hank_Hill 18,315]

Gas doesn’t catch fire. Only libtard sheep think it’s flammable 

Edited August 7 by Hank_Hill

[Pimphand 5,540]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

 

Things I wonder—

 

If you think Biden has nazi ideas, you must surely then believe trunp has even harder nazi ideas—right? 

How do you cheer for Black athletes at UT? Do you use the n-word? I’m going to guess that’s a yes.

Not Biden..... The stupid cock smoking presidential candidate picked a VP who is an old white man who has nazi turn in your neighbor goals.

Pay attention.

BTW I like Pancho the rest of you clowns.... NOT SO MUCH

[Kel Varnsen 8,377]

I see PH's shift has begun

Edited August 7 by Kel Varnsen

[BurntOrange&White 39,221]

Dems should also drive home Trump congratulating Putin and calling it an amazing deal.