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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Brown can never decide if he’s Black Willie or White Jerry.  You know Trump can’t process that 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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Strong Purple Rain vibes 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Tuco said:

And it demonstrates he is not some great negotiator. 

Kamala: Let's debate on ABC.

Donald: No, I'm not sure I am going to debate you. 

Kamala: Chicken

Donald: Instead of debating on ABC, we will now debate on Fox. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC. 

Donald: Ok, let's debate on Fox, ABC, and CBS. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC.

Donald: Ok.

Art of the Durrrrr

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Posted
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fire with fire, you can't be passive vs Trump in debate. 

Yep.  When they go low, you don’t go high.  You curb stomp them.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

She can attack, she can’t come off as the ABL though. 

This is where I think her prosecutor skills come into play because she can wrap you up in words and have you stumbling and saying shit you shouldn’t be saying in seconds.

So you’re saying somewhere between ABL and a bona-fide colored lady?

Do you know what a colored lady is?  Not your moms, fo show.  Cause if they was that, y’all woulda known better than that bullshit. 
 

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(Sorry man, inspired to work in one of my favorite moments in a show chock full of em)

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Posted
55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I don’t know what methodology they used to suggest that anti-Biden messages worked when the fact that he won the election by 8,000,000,000 votes suggests that they didn’t. 

That’s a lot of votes.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

That’s a lot of votes.

Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

Billy Mumphrey’s downfall

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I hate these random Twitter posts. If something has actually happened, provide evidence. I'm guessing this is mostly bullshit. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok. Who is this guy?  Seems like this would be a big deal if true. 

 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I hate these random Twitter posts. If something has actually happened, provide evidence. I'm guessing this is mostly bullshit. 

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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https://www.dallasnews.com/news/elections/2024/08/05/texas-voter-suspense-list-tops-21-million-heres-what-to-do-if-youre-on-it/

 

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More than 2.1 million Texas voters are on the state’s suspended list, three months before the presidential election between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.

Voters should still be able to vote with a suspended status, but it will take an extra couple of steps. Here is what Texans should know about voter suspense ahead of the Nov. 5 general election.

 

 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Donald Trump summoned the press to his house where he held a press conference. Did anybody think to ask him about allegedly taking a 10 million dollar bribe from Egypt’s president? If not, why not?

He didn’t summon “the press” he summoned sycophants 

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

More like "Fry-Day," amirite?

On another note, I've seen a couple of snippets of the Trump press conference today. 

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He had the facial expression of a guy who just had TSA find a block of cocaine in his carry on. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

More like "Fry-Day," amirite?

On another note, I've seen a couple of snippets of the Trump press conference today. 

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He had the facial expression of a guy who just had TSA find a block of cocaine in his carry on. 

He looks like Jerry Jones if he hadn't gotten the work done.

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Posted
Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It would be fun to watch her tell him he’s not white, he’s orange. “When did you decide to become orange, Donald?”

"Are you cosplaying as an Oompa Loompa Donald?

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Clitlick, Michigan sounds like a town in which I'd feel right at home.

Uncle Boobs queries, "Yes?"

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Posted
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

I was in a meeting so only got snippets—did Harris agree to the Fox debate or is that turnip just spewing shit again?

I really hope not--because it legitimizes them as a news channel.  And they're not, to the tune of a billion dollars for spreading misinformation.  I don't think I want them recouping a dime of advertising money based on her appearance on their shitty network. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Bodhi said:

How has she performed in previous debates throughout her career?  Debating a lying incoherent child is probably a bit challenging.  Additionally, dreading the idea of Trump gaining any undeserved momentum because of the completely different standard the public will hold her to.  It seems like women presidential candidates have to demonstrate insane competency and project an aura of power while also appearing soft, caring, and approachable.  Trump just needs to not shit himself and speak aggressively.  The press will be eager to declare him the winner and watch the panic that ensues.  

it's almost like the press are owned by a bunch of billionaires.  

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 


 

Lawrence doesn't get it: the way you expose Trump is by  giving him air time. This isn't 2016.  Many of those who voted for him are now turning away because of his perpetual aggrievement. The networks are giving him the airtime  to show him in all his rambling, delusional, self-absorbed incoherence.  We need MORE Trump on TV. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, cmontexas said:

One thing I learned from Beto losing to Cruz is that absolutely nothing motivates Republicans to get up and vote more than the sight of hopeful or enthusiastic Dems 

Sure, but hopefully what you will be able to take away from this election is that the rest of America's hopeful, enthusiastic Dems aren't outnumbered by shitheads that hate them like they are in Texas.

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Posted
8 hours ago, immamac said:

That was before he was a mush brained version of himself who is backed into a corner. He is a pathetic shadow of what he was in 2016.

And steadily deteriorating.  He may be eve worse in a month.  If Kamala and Walz continue drawing large crowds, media attention and funding, Drumpf is going to be bananas.  

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Posted
18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


They need to host events the day before in the same cities at Trump. Let him see from the podium, his crowds are a sad pathetic mushroom tip compared to that Hunteresque hog Kamala-Walz pull out each stop.

Except he's not exactly campaigning at this point. 

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