2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Ted Lange 16110]

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[Hank Kingsley 20967]

 

Fitting. 

 

[chainsaw 9870]

trump slurring heavily, sounds like he's stroking out

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

The hardcore illiterati MAGA faction is getting extremely frustrated just like their daddy.  It’s a site to behold.  If you have a magat in your midst, just casually drop comments about all the momentum Kamala has and how pissed Trump is.  ‘I don’t know what they can do at this point.’   If they turn beat red you know who you’re talking to, and make it a point to continue needling them over the next few months.  

[TexasHooch 5122]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

First 20 minutes Trump is just rambling about getting fake shot.

Pretty boring

[SimonBolivar 10958]

 

Couldnt even make it through the opening remarks without a lie.

[Homercles 10206]

[Js1 85407]

Big Village poll - Harris +3

Was Trump +1 after Biden dropped out 

[Hank Kingsley 20967]

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ackshually, I didn't assure anyone of anything.  As currently construed were the key words there.

There's always a catch.  You think a law gets changed in less than 90 days?

[Firemans4Horn 18106]

It takes a lot of effort to make an assassination attempt sound so boring. 

[TexasHooch 5122]

Why does he sound like Sylvester the Cat on helium?

[The Dog 44062]

Even ThreeYearLetterman can't deal with this.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19103]

12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The audio quality is awesome. Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

I wish!

[TexArcher 37977]

Let me get this straight: you run a bunch of tech companies and you're actively trying to build the ships that will get us to Mars someday, but you can't get a conference call to work so you can tell us all to vote for a con man?

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Trump sounds like he has cotton in his mouth. 

30 minutes in and still talking about almost getting shot.

[Mo Horn 8849]

I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

[mdmost 43004]

And may her first child be a masculine child.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Conference calls are hard.

[Born to Run 6569]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Why does he sound like Sylvester the Cat on helium?

Wtf does suffering succotash even mean?  

[Chopper 17238]

Must be a fascinating listen. Two dumber-than-fuck egomaniacs. 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

He had his fingers crossed when he said that.

[RDCanecutter 26452]

27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Scrawny Hercules tryna be spicy.

[Blotto 23559]

"illegal immigration saved my life" - got it. Next

[Born to Run 6569]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

Got shot like a dog!

[The Dog 44062]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

NBC broadcasts NFL playoff games online. 

[Chopper 17238]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He had his fingers crossed when he said that.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Got shot like a dog!

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

NBC broadcasts NFL playoff games online. 

 

Well, you see, NBC is a big ole' liberal company with lots of money to spend.  X is just this tiny mom and pop, privately owned company trying to make it big in the world.

 

 

[The Dog 44062]

My “for you” feed is amazing right now.

[honolulu horn 6164]

[The Dog 44062]

Quick sidetrack from the train wreck:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Kid Rock will fix this

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

We need to give these guys the nuclear codes 

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Got shot like a dog!

Leave Cricket out of this.  RIP, Cricket.

[TexArcher 37977]

Caravans!!

Also, Trump just accidentally said Kamala's name right.

 

[OU Sucks 8866]

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

My dude who's dressed up as a homeless man is staring at dem huge tiddays and his wife is not happy about it.

[Blotto 23559]

I love how elmo keeps trying to steer the conversation towards "most illegals are good hard-working people" and then trump immediately goes back to how they are all murderers, shitbags, etc... Every time. 

[Chopper 17238]

Sad. Right now there's less a million. Lyin Elon.

 

[The Dog 44062]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18106]

This is the best/worst 45 minute interview ever. 

[TexArcher 37977]

Today I learned that immigrants are coming here from everywhere except Europe.

I learned this from a European immigrant and a guy who's married to a European immigrant.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

 

[Ted Lange 16110]

 

 

[Dnaguy 12001]

11 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He’d be dead if she was shooting.

Just sayin’ 

[dcbc 14487]

30 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The audio quality is awesome. Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

If only

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We need to give these guys the nuclear codes 

Everyone has 'em