2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[The Dog 44,123]

 

[Tuco 5,077]

10 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Melania Trump looks like a beautiful black woman.

 

 

Can we get a "what creepy-fucking thing to say" emoji?  Because we are definitely going to need a "what a creepy-weird fucking thing to say" emoji by the time November rolls around. 

[Gatorubet 30,289]

39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

lol. She keeps using that picture of Trump. It has to make him apoplectic. 

So. Fucking. Perfect. 

[Chopper 17,243]

Courtesy of a bluesky poster (14 seconds of lispy Don):

If you can't bear to go to twitter but you want to hear Daffy Duck tonight, here's a particularly bad snippet: 

https://xcancel.com/brenonade/status/1823160156743672252

Edited August 13 by Chopper

[Biff Tannen 45,712]

How could anyone vote for this man?  HOW?!?!?

[HenryJames 66,160]

[MrBig 5,428]

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

[Kel Varnsen 8,540]

[Chopper 17,243]

here's the interview portion courtesy of @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us‬ on bsky

 

https://soundcloud.com/bubbaprog3/2024-08-12-20-30-37-elon-trump

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,820]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Damn he looks ancient 

I’ve had Brillo pads at my deer camp sink look more appealing than that.

[Chopper 17,243]

[Da Fino 2,783]

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

A guy that could put a lisp on the word “rob” defends two people with lisps. 

[Gatorubet 30,289]

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

[HenryJames 66,160]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

 

[Constant 6,754]

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

God I hate this. 

[Chopper 17,243]

of course he's still mad

[Gatorubet 30,289]

This is a mini poll: how many points was the Elon Trump meeting worth - with people hearing his slurring Doddard ass saying to support Russia because they were World War II allies - and that we should have no problem with rising sea levels because we can buy more oceanfront property?

I say 1-2 percentage points minimum. 

[Ted Lange 16,113]

 

 

[Chopper 17,243]

 

 

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Edited August 13 by Chopper

[DixonHur 11,362]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Today I learned that immigrants are coming here from everywhere except Europe.

I learned this from a European immigrant and a guy who's married to a European immigrant.

Today I learned that South Africa is in Europe.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Modern day access of evil, folks.

I think you meant to say "Excess of evil"

 

@TexArcher, just how much have you had to drink this evening?

[Chuckie Finster 22,725]

This is a mini poll: how many points was the Elon Trump meeting worth - with people hearing his slurring Doddard ass saying to support Russia because they were World War II allies - and that we should have no problem with rising sea levels because we can buy more oceanfront property?
I say 1-2 percentage points minimum. 

The incredibly vast majority of the country has no idea this occurred or what a twitter “space” even is. Tonight itself will have no impact, but it will allow the current narrative of Trump being older and less coherent than 2016 to continue, which is good news for Kamala.

[Sawbonz 27,584]

1 hour ago, Jatrain said:

Thifty thifty thiff ith thuch a thick thick perthon and he’th probably going to be a thenator 

🤣 🤣🤣 

[Gatorubet 30,289]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The incredibly vast majority of the country has no idea this occurred or what a twitter “space” even is. Tonight itself will have no impact, but it will allow the current narrative of Trump being older and less coherent than 2016 to continue, which is good news for Kamala.

….if only there were rallies and debates where this could be talked about….

[C-Man 27,254]

[Pato del Muerto 52,568]

28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

I’m about 40 miles from the pacific coast, and at around 110’ above sea level.  It’ll get real good for me before it gets real bad. 

[MrBig 5,428]

 

[Sawbonz 27,584]

37 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,568]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

Did they ever unionize in the southern car plants in Tennessee and Kentucky, or elsewhere I don’t know about?  San Antonio?

Edited August 13 by Pato del Muerto

[The Dog 44,123]

LOL The Bulwark:

[atomheartbevo 89,777]

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

live look from the 4 remaining employees at Twitter trying to get this up and running

 

 

Sir, why do you have a photo of me and my buds playing Doom II over our sweet, sweet, LAN?

[Chopper 17,243]

Just put some items in the 'shit going on I had no idea about' file - 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tuco 5,077]

9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

Just keep talking old man. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,820]

Donald J Drumpf, grabbing immigrant pussy, because no other pussy is willing. So much winning.

[atomheartbevo 89,777]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

DNC should play clips of this dumbfuck and just laugh.  Dead serious.  Fuck decorum.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Okay, let me tell you thomething, folks, we’ve got thome very, very corrupt judges out there, alright? They’re the worst, the abtholute worst, and they’re ruining everything, believe me. They’re making decisions that are totally rigged, very, very nasty stuff. Now, people are talking, they’re saying, “Mr. Trump, what would you do?” And I’ll tell you what I’d do—I’d go on a date with Putin, okay? A thuper classy date, maybe to a beautiful steak dinner, the best steak you’ve ever theen, folks. Nobody knows steak like me, and nobody knows Putin like me, alright? It would be tremendous, totally tremendous.

*thake dinner 

[F250 28,814]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

This genuinely had me laughing for about a minute. Elon is the fucking worst.

[Surly Bevo 25,139]

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

DNC should play clips of this dumbfuck and just laugh.  Dead serious.  Fuck decorum.  

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Snyder Kansas State.

Relentlessly. 
 

Trump has been a master of flooding the zone. It’s time to drown him in his own medicine. 

Edited August 13 by Surly Bevo

[Pancho 44,964]

28 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Self Kansas State.

I think you mean wizard but it’s much better as pre Bill Self KSU.  Lol

[Pancho 44,964]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Self Kansas State.

 

Or A&M since 1939

[RomaVicta 29,967]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

They need to keep this pressure up and try to goad him into a heavy campaign schedule. He’s so old and addled at this point that it will only accelerate the downward slide he’s on.

I'm beginning to think we are still going high when they go low. We quote Trump and ridicule it but not by calling him a slut who sucked dicks to get where he is. 

Maybe the high part is using truth as a weapon. Harris & the Dems are murdering Trump, but they haven't stated anything I would be embarrassed to quote.

Feels good.

[Surly Bevo 25,139]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think you mean wizard but it’s much better as pre Bill Self KSU.  Lol

Fuck me yea Snyder

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Fuck me yea Snyder

To be fair Bill Self would be a much better _____ _____ than Trump was President.  And I hate Bill Self.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

So. Much. Gold.  

[MrBig 5,428]

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Snyder Kansas State.

Their perception of winning is more like being on the Titanic and just plowing ahead recklessly despite icebergs all around. They want to win and own the record for having the biggest fastest hugest most expensive most talked about disaster while Trump complains that more people could have been on the ship if they didn’t have to have all those pesky lifeboats. 

[immamac 42,917]

So did anyone listen? 

[F250 28,814]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Courtesy of a bluesky poster (14 seconds of lispy Don):

If you can't bear to go to twitter but you want to hear Daffy Duck tonight, here's a particularly bad snippet: 

https://xcancel.com/brenonade/status/1823160156743672252

lulz I didn’t watch any clips and just heard him now. As bad as it went tonight, I wouldn't have imagined it to sound this horrible.