2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Chopper 16350]

SHOT

 

CHASER (today, 21 days later)

Too stupid to know he got knocked the fuck out. 

Edited August 19 by Chopper

[HenryJames 65253]

They’re so fucking stupid.

[Underdog 28118]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

She should walk out, enjoy the applause, lean into the microphone and say "The Republicans are weird.  Lock him up. Hillary out!" And walk away.

 

[tbone_ 13977]

I mean we’ve all known since forever that he’s a huge pussy, but JFC he’s such a pussy.

[Tuco 5031]

I know many people who should take Vlad up on this most generous offer. Don't know Alex but he should totally go be war fodder hero for Russia.

The offer comes with a free gun and a train ticket to Kursk.

[Chopper 16350]

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

[The Original Greaser Bob 2685]

Is "Traditional Russia" just samovars and babushkas or does it include hot Russian chicks?

[jimmyjazz 45162]

3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Is "Traditional Russia" just samovars and babushkas or does it include hot Russian chicks?

[cactusflinthead 26989]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

More

At this point in the election cycle, voters aren’t at risk of being dropped from the rolls because of a challenge. Under federal law, election officials can’t cancel a voter’s registration in the period 90 days ahead of Election Day, except for voters who voluntarily cancel their registration or who are convicted of a felony.

Still, election officials are required to process the voter eligibility challenges they receive, and act on valid ones. Election administrators in Collin, Travis, Hays, Brazos, Tarrant, and Denton counties and others have been sifting through large volumes of these, which they began receiving in June, targeting thousands of voters.

The large-scale challenge effort is being led by Houston-based right-wing group True the Vote, which has been working for years to purge the rolls of voters it perceives as ineligible ahead of the November presidential election. It’s part of a wave of challenges aimed at voters in several states, including such battlegrounds as Arizona, Georgia and Pennsylvania.

The group is using an online tool called IV3 that matches voter data with change-of-address records from the U.S. Postal Service. Activists relying on that tool have been delivering stacks of challenges to election offices, or emailing election administrators with spreadsheets listing voters’ names. True the Vote founder Catherine Engelbrecht did not respond to Votebeat’s request for comment.

[Pato del Muerto 52036]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

Do these people have access to partisan lists so they are only challenging people that are opposite them?  Going by ethnic surnames?  Other?

[wildcat09 28485]

11 minutes ago, Tuco said:

The offer comes with a free gun and a train ticket to Kursk.

I never thought I'd say this, but Alex Jones is right. All conservative Americans should move to Russia where they don't have to put up with gross woke communists.

[Post Oak 20092]

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

SHOT

 

CHASER (today, 21 days later)

Too stupid to know he got knocked the fuck out. 

 

[Chopper 16350]

31 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Like I said. No bottom.

Seems like just the other day when someone predicted JD would botch an order at Runza. Oh yeah, that did happen.

[chainsaw 9573]

6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Is "Traditional Russia" just samovars and babushkas or does it include hot Russian chicks?

[Guadaloopy 10798]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

[cactusflinthead 26989]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do these people have access to partisan lists so they are only challenging people that are opposite them?  Going by ethnic surnames?  Other?

It's like any other data on humans. The main objection is that the address on the voter registration and state-issued ID don't match. They are scraping the available data and overlay that onto the research done to get the lines for the last redistricting and walla there ya go.

[Chopper 16350]

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's like any other data on humans. The main objection is that the address on the voter registration and state-issued ID don't match. They are scraping the available data and overlay that onto the research done to get the lines for the last redistricting and walla there ya go.

Yes, and the data they're using is out of date and they know it, too.

I'd be more than a little pissed if I stood in line to vote, showed all the fucking i.d. they demand, and then told my vote wouldn't be counted until after all my information had been verified.

[mdmost 42316]

Sweet Christ, they're getting everybody!

 

[Chopper 16350]

39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They’re so fucking stupid.

There's no way to know how many of the replies are bots (obv because it's twitter) but holy fuck the replies, and how many of them also don't understand the hard troll.

https://xcancel.com/humaneventslive/status/1825618033316081864#m

[Aqua Buddha 14107]

 

[Tuco 5031]

Yes, and the data they're using is out of date and they know it, too.
I'd be more than a little pissed if I stood in line to vote, showed all the fucking i.d. they demand, and then told my vote wouldn't be counted until after all my information had been verified.

and when the confusion results in longer lines in those counties, fewer people will vote in those counties.

[Guadaloopy 10798]

Y'all... this might finally swing Brisket to Harris:

 

[Chopper 16350]

Steve Kerr and AOC on the schedule tonight. Also Amanda Zurawski and her husband - she's one of the women who Abbott tortured and attempted to murder with his abortion law. 

Also performances by James Taylor in addition to Jason Isbell. (edit, Mickey Guyton too but I've never heard of her...country music)

full schedule https://pastebin.com/Zh99VKvF

Edited August 19 by Chopper
Zurawski

[HenryJames 65253]

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Steve Kerr and AOC on the schedule tonight. Also Amanda Zurwavski and her husband - she's one of the women who Abbott tortured and attempted to murder with his abortion law. 

Also performances by James Taylor in addition to Jason Isbell.

full schedule https://pastebin.com/Zh99VKvF

[Chopper 16350]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Y'all... this might finally swing Brisket to Harris:

"I'm just so thrilled that we have competent, human beings who are for the whole country, and not just half the country," is a great line. 

[Underdog 28118]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

SHOT

 

CHASER (today, 21 days later)

Too stupid to know he got knocked the fuck out. 

Is that pussy wearing a mask? 

[Mdhorn 5829]

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

That's a lot of fire for day 1. The bench is very strong. I hope Uncle Joe gets a nice long standing ovation. What a service he did for his country. 

I believe that Biden was only going to run because he felt he was the Democrats and Democracy's best hope.  Once he saw that there were better options, he stepped aside.  

[Underdog 28118]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Steve Kerr and AOC on the schedule tonight. Also Amanda Zurwavski and her husband - she's one of the women who Abbott tortured and attempted to murder with his abortion law. 

Also performances by James Taylor in addition to Jason Isbell.

full schedule https://pastebin.com/Zh99VKvF

Pffft, no Caitlin Clark, no care. 

[atomheartbevo 88913]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Should I know who Jason Isbell is?

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

I don’t know who that is either 

[Mdhorn 5829]

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

This has to be fake. Fox didn’t really show that on their broadcast did they?

Their following doesn't read or think--they're spoon fed, so no fears.  

[Goredho 17164]

51 minutes ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

In other words, conservative activists are engaged in a primitive form of DDOS attack against the voting system.

 

[Chopper 16350]

DNC's live stream

 

[gmr548 16289]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

Along this line, Georgia Republicans are making it very clear they will not certify a Harris victory should it happen. Harris is in a tough position. She has to contest the state for variety of reasons but it also can't be counted on at all. Any path to victory hinging on Georgia as the tipping point is implausible. 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/georgia-election-board-approves-new-rules-critics-fear-112960772

[atomheartbevo 88913]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

I think knocking Trump off finally -- and hopefully, incarcerating him shortly after -- will forever kill off the MAGA movement, at least as a viable political force in this country. They've got nobody with Trump's starpower to pick up the torch and run with it. His base will become disinterested again.

It's going to be weird - they are going to be angry, and while the Dems will be the ones who beat them, they'll probably go after any Republicans who talk of moving on from Trump. The Dems are the evil Dems. Republicans who want to move on from Trump are actual traitors.

[C-Man 26617]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I mean we’ve all known since forever that he’s a huge pussy, but JFC he’s such a pussy.

And borderline illiterate

 

25 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Y'all... this might finally swing Brisket to Harris:

 

Your goddamn right I still would

 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is that pussy wearing a mask? 

Somebody said that's a Palestinian scarf.

 

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y'all should check him out. Phenomenal musician and he's a great Twitter follow.

[atomheartbevo 88913]

4 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I just want to know if Chicago (Transit Authority) is playing.  

Without Peter Cetera.

The whole world is watching.

Hall & Oates won't be there - the restraining order won't let them within 500 feet of each other so it's doubtful they could be in the same building/arena.

[TexLonghorn 5560]

Oh, if only that were true....  *Looks at who we actually have as Lt Gov... throws up a little*

[Biff Tannen 45013]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Hall & Oates won't be there - the restraining order won't let them within 500 feet of each other so it's doubtful they could be in the same building/arena.

[atomheartbevo 88913]

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Article if anybody wants it - it's extremely significant, given who he is.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/19/politics/conservative-republican-endorses-harris-calls-trump-a-threat-to-democracy/index.html

 

Edited August 19 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 88913]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

 

I'm going to guess that most/all of the 12,000 people they challenged are living east of I-35.

Or college students who change addresses once or twice between major elections.

[Gil Bang 25551]

31 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Steve Kerr and AOC on the schedule tonight. Also Amanda Zurawski and her husband - she's one of the women who Abbott tortured and attempted to murder with his abortion law. 

Also performances by James Taylor in addition to Jason Isbell. (edit, Mickey Guyton too but I've never heard of her...country music)

full schedule https://pastebin.com/Zh99VKvF

I'm pretty sure that Guyton got her first exposure opening for Isbell. 

[G650 13195]

33 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Y'all... this might finally swing Brisket to Harris:

 

She is bang on correct

[Francisco 2.0 31922]

56 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sweet Christ, they're getting everybody!

 

Well, no shit.   With Soros money anything is possible

 

/s

 

[Chopper 16350]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm pretty sure that Guyton got her first exposure opening for Isbell. 

Oh yeah, I have heard of her. I read about her and a couple other Black women of country music a couple months ago. She makes some amazing music. Born in Arlington and grew up all over Texas, ftr. 

[Francisco 2.0 31922]

40 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Steve Kerr and AOC on the schedule tonight. Also Amanda Zurawski and her husband - she's one of the women who Abbott tortured and attempted to murder with his abortion law. 

Also performances by James Taylor in addition to Jason Isbell. (edit, Mickey Guyton too but I've never heard of her...country music)

full schedule https://pastebin.com/Zh99VKvF

 

Kerr is great, but Popovich would be better.

 

 

[immamac 41617]

23 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Along this line, Georgia Republicans are making it very clear they will not certify a Harris victory should it happen. Harris is in a tough position. She has to contest the state for variety of reasons but it also can't be counted on at all. Any path to victory hinging on Georgia as the tipping point is implausible. 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/georgia-election-board-approves-new-rules-critics-fear-112960772

This will end extremely poorly for them when Georgia isn't necessary for 270 and Harris Walz wins. 

[C-Man 26617]

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Kerr is great, but Popovich would be better.

 

 

Kerr is more personable and he can also remind everybody that his father was the victim of gun violence. Pop is way too crotchety these days.

[cactusflinthead 26989]

 

[Hank Kingsley 19998]

I wonder why Silicone Valley heavyweights are now Trumpers. 

 

[LCHorn 2529]

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Also performances by James Taylor

I’m glad they’ve taken the suggestion to go after the youth vote to heart…