2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[South Austin 52460]

16 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This dude really hates women. 

 

He’s the aggy of VP candidates.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He’s the aggy of VP candidates.

Touch grass, stay off the grass, what.  - Anastasis.

[TexasHooch 5122]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Goddam, and I thought Cormac McCarthy was dead.

So close.  Just one single tell.

[Pancho 44732]

So radical republicans are running crazy with the “story” of Walz’s brother being maga who will expose Walz?

 

[Post Oak 20209]

It seems like Walz said before he was picked that his brother was one the weird guys he was talking about 

[YChang 3443]

Hell if anything makes Walz even more relatable, having that relative or close friend we’ve lose to the GQP/MAGA crowd. 

Edited August 31 by YChang

[Red Five 40847]

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So radical republicans are running crazy with the “story” of Walz’s brother being maga who will expose Walz?

 

[Stringer 1438]

 

She kept semi-pausing there because I don’t think she thought she would get that far without being cut off. Did well though and had the advantage of being true.

[jimmyjazz 45895]

You can't pick your fucking family.  God I hate Republicans.  "Weird" doesn't even begin to describe those despicable people.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

KAMALA HARRIS DANGEROUS SAN FRANCISCO LIBERAL 

because she didn’t lock away everyone for life and some of those people reoffended. 

[Brisketexan 105087]

Hint: gotta be careful when you add that chicken broth. It can be saltier than you think, so hold back on any other salt until later in the process. I’ve ended up with a batch that was way too salty. I’m sure Kamala accounts for that.

[jimmyjazz 45895]

54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hint: gotta be careful when you add that chicken broth. It can be saltier than you think, so hold back on any other salt until later in the process. I’ve ended up with a batch that was way too salty. I’m sure Kamala accounts for that.

Weigh your total.  No more than 1 tsp salt per pound of food & liquid.  Stock will show "sodium" grams per serving, scale for total amount and divide by 0.39 to get equivalent salt (NaCl).

EDIT:  I forgot to add that there are 14.4 grams Morton's coarse ground kosher salt per tablespoon (4.8 grams per teaspoon).  An alternative is about 1.8 grams SODIUM (not salt) per pound of food.  Liquids weigh ~ 8 lb per gallon.  Yes, I am anal retentive about this shit, I was so frustrated by "salt to taste" that I had to work out the math myself.

Edited August 31 by jimmyjazz

[Sawbonz 27544]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

[Underdog 28589]

I burn water, I'll leave the collards to the professionals. 

[Chopper 17230]

Last night's rally was 57 miles east of Pittsburgh in a county of 133k inside a small arena. Photos to compare last night versus 8 years ago. 

 

 

[YChang 3443]

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

[LonghornSean 3989]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox too during WV/PSU on my other tv.

Edited August 31 by LonghornSean

[YChang 3443]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox during WV/PSU too on my other tv.

They def have a profile they’re targeting. 

[immamac 42838]

Its really weird how they show Kamala attacking pricing being to high and then saying "bidenomics is working" its almost like a commercial for her instead of an attack ad lol

[Sawbonz 27544]

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

has trump ever cooked in his life ?

 

I guess a bathtub is acceptable if you don’t have a top loading washer 

 

Also smoked ham hocks not bacon

 

Otherwise it’s aight

[Chopper 17230]

Louisiana Democrats https://store.lademo.org/krewe-of-kamala-white-24-x-18-coroplast-yard-sign/

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tuco 5076]

12 hours ago, Da Fino said:

You dumb bastard. Didn’t you see him say that to a 3rd grader in 2017?

Honestly, the litany of stupid, racist, insane shit that Trump has done over the last 10 years has outpaced my ability to catalog them all.  I don't remember that incident.  Can you refresh my memory? 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

15 minutes ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

 

14 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox too during WV/PSU on my other tv.

I see that ad every other commercial break in Nevada during my work trips.  Thankful that we don’t get bludgeoned with political ads in California.  They are a beating.

[Pancho 44732]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its really weird how they show Kamala attacking pricing being to high and then saying "bidenomics is working" its almost like a commercial for her instead of an attack ad lol

 

99% of their attack ads have just been positive commercials for Harris. 

They are too dumb to see this

[mdmost 43001]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This dude really hates women. 

 

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

[chainsaw 9861]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

[mdmost 43001]

I'd imagine he went to that Home Depot solely to buy something so he could own the libs. 

[chainsaw 9861]

Just now, mdmost said:

I'd imagine he went to that Home Depot solely to buy something so he could own the libs. 

That's exactly what he did. And he bagged the lumber for some reason.

[Underdog 28589]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

Twat double gloves it for golf... 

[Slacks 6819]

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It doesn’t matter. He hates furriners and non whites, and that’s enough for the people looking for a reason to vote for him.

It does matter because he's betting others are signed with this message...  We should be concerned, because he might be right.

[Brisketexan 105087]

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

A whole lot of this.

Shit, we should just challenge these choads to a “basic manhood test” competition.

Change a tire
Check and add oil
Load, fire, and break down a bolt-action rifle and a pump shotgun.
Install a ceiling fan
Retrieve something caught in a drain trap
Cook a steak
Hold a door open for someone else (will they do it?)
Bait a hook and cast a bait caster
Bring a woman to orgasm (that last part may be PPV, but for them, it should be aired on Comedy Central)

[Slacks 6819]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This dude really hates women. 

 

Man.... The first thought I have about this dude is something I shouldn't say because it would be inflammatory as fuck as it comes from a derogatory statement that generally refers to a group of people. I dont mean it that way, because it's just how the cliche was said during my lifetime.

So, if you know if any such statement, go with that and ascribe it to what Slacks thinks.

Then add "Pussy motherfucker" to either the beginning or the end.

Come fight me, JD.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

 

[Slacks 6819]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A whole lot of this.

Shit, we should just challenge these choads to a “basic manhood test” competition.

Change a tire
Check and add oil
Load, fire, and break down a bolt-action rifle and a pump shotgun.
Install a ceiling fan
Retrieve something caught in a drain trap
Cook a steak
Hold a door open for someone else (will they do it?)
Bait a hook and cast a bait caster
Bring a woman to orgasm (that last part may be PPV, but for them, it should be aired on Comedy Central)

Does paying someone to do it count?

[Schulz2.0 28951]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Does paying someone to do it count?

He just sits in that hotel room chair and watches?

[Satchel 6935]

48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

99% of their attack ads have just been positive commercials for Harris. 

They are too dumb to see this

Harris should embed their ad in one of hers with the tagline, “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message.”

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Does paying someone to do it count?

Are you familiar with the punch line to how many smu students does it take to change a light bulb?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

Trump blames families, Biden administration for Arlington National Cemetery disaster.
 

 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

"We are leading the internet."

[Underdog 28589]

One of the soldiers mother was on Smerconish earlier today defending this bloated pos. 

[Brisketexan 105087]

Does paying someone to do it count?

I mean, I’ve never met your wife, but fine…I’ll do the last task for tree fiddy.

[YChang 3443]

Ha, finally saw a Harris ad during the game. Even the quality of her ad and the way it’s shot visually is way more optimistic/brighter. Talk about a contrast. 

Edited August 31 by YChang

[jimmyjazz 45895]

He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?

[DixonHur 11296]

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump blames families, Biden administration for Arlington National Cemetery disaster.
 

 

 

I'd think the former Commander in Chief not knowing the "rules" at Arlington National Cemetery prohibit using it as a political prop would be a red flag.

But, here we are 

[Underdog 28589]

Rules?  What are these rules and regulations you speak of?  

[Pancho 44732]

1 hour ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

 

I mean the majority of people who watch college football are White men. They aren’t reaching any new demographic.

I’ve seen a few Kamala ads during this Clemson/Georgia game

[Js1 85300]

@Tuco

 

[Sawbonz 27544]

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?

I take it you haven’t met many narcissists

[Underdog 28589]

Plus, it's military related, he gives no fucks. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean the majority of people who watch college football are White men. They aren’t reaching any new demographic.

I’ve seen a few Kamala ads during this Clemson/Georgia game

Something to said for rallying your base to get them to the polls. Apathy is deadly.

The only thing I appreciate about the MAGA movement is the bigots have crawled out from under their rock and in the sunlight plainly for us to see. No longer hiding.