2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[mdmost 43001]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hey, they have another celeb!

This asshole has worked for over a decade for Access Hollywood. He works for a show that obsesses over celebrities and sells to the masses that they should also be obsessed with celebrities.

[tx 3 putt 76908]

 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hey, they have another celeb!

 

zero shock he’s a trumper 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Playing fast and loose with the phrase “he’s married”.

[Biff Tannen 45676]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Yeah, we totally could produce more.  They are just flaring all that shit in west texas 24/7 that you can see from space for fun I guess.

[BamaATL 16593]

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Playing fast and loose with the phrase “he’s married”.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Melania on the first plane to Slovenia once it's clear on election night what his future is.  

[RDCanecutter 26413]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

That trademark "puzzled but seeking answers" look that she puts on... it's the face of somebody who sat down in the stall and started blasting sharts, and then they notice the TP is all gone.

[Hermanator 7039]

If this data is even half accurate looks pretty much like a big part of the America that doesn't ever vote was waiting for a charismatic non geriatric white dude to cause them to activate. 

 

[Pancho 44759]

So Jill Stien was on The Breakfast Club today…

 

 

[C-Man 27217]

 

So hot (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)

[RDCanecutter 26413]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I really need to try Bojangles, I hear good things.

We dragged into North Carolina pretty late one night and Bojangles was the nearest food place so why not, just needed calories. I asked them what their McNuggets were called and the kinda huffed and said "Chicken Supremes." A'ight how bout 5 of em. Paid for five, got up to the hotel, they'd put 7 of them in the box. And those motherfuckers are huge, 2 or 3 would be a small meal. We chowed down on a couple each, then flung the box in the room fridge and ate the rest for breakfast. With good biscuits too, for a low price.

Would eat again.

[Mdhorn 5948]

13 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

JD Vance is a fucking idiot

Pretty much works for every Vance declaration:

Edited September 13 by Mdhorn

[InkaUtexas 25911]

Would reply to @C-Man but no one needs to see that shit twice.

Damn she is ugly and that baby bump?  Baron gonna have a brother?

[Goredho 17399]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So hot (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)

Lady Gag

[texasdago 7573]

A. C. Slater sucks 

 

That said...

[safe sex 11711]

Showgirls is fucking great. Verhoeven fucks.

[C-Man 27217]

Would reply to [mention=298]C-Man[/mention] but no one needs to see that shit twice.
Damn she is ugly and that baby bump?  Baron gonna have a brother?

If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.

[InkaUtexas 25911]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.

He says he is a leader ivf. And maybe she is master of that domain.

[gmr548 16576]

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Imagine Pete debating Trump.

I think Kamala is actually better because she can get under his skin as a black woman in ways Pete could never dream. 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sure...but have you done it while wearing a completely full diaper?

Point to DJT!

The trick is to just imagine that everyone in the audience also has a completely full diaper.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

12 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

The trick is to just imagine that everyone in the audience also has a completely full diaper.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Are the 'undecideds' or Jill Stein people out there bigger retards? Sorry for my french.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

So hot (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)

[tx 3 putt 76908]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

only the best people ….

 

[Underdog 28614]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

wtf is wrong with her face ???

Everything. 

[SydneyCarton 48081]

6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Amazing that this loon and Tulsi were able to make it so far in the Democratic Party. 
 

So the people being vilified here, the Haitian community, who practice voodoo, which is totally real, and they’re going to use it against democrats, and not the people vilifying them, the republicans. 
 

classic republican logic. 

[South Austin 52473]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

only the best people ….

 

Barry University’s finest.

[LTbear 4168]

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I was willing to give it a chance until somebody told me they put cinnamon on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chili, not the pets

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

You think shit is good?  No wonder you ruin your chili.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Thinking this morning that the real October Surprise this campaign season might be the public unveiling that Trump and Loomer are having an affair.

 

Also, this:

 

 

 

 

 

[SydneyCarton 48081]

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. 
 

I thought it was super odd that 3-4 weeks ago, at some shit rally, trump randomly brought up loomers name and we all said “wtf?” Why is he mentioning her, she’s fringe AF even for the right wing? We all recognized it was odd but dismissed it. Fast forward  few weeks and she’s debarking his place for the debate as part of his debate team, and acting as his surrogate in the spin room. I mean what the fuck. 
 

this crazy butch just started sending him gape shots and said he could do whatever in his DMs and he started inviting her to events. And they want to give nuke codes to this guy? It’s amazing. 
 

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

[Bullneck 19079]

theatlantic

 

Tuesday’s presidential debate was, among other things, an excellent real-world test of the candidates’ cognitive fitness—and any fair-minded mental-health expert would be very worried about Donald Trump’s performance, Richard A. Friedman writes.⁠
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Friedman, a psychiatrist, has not examined either of the candidates, but he did watch the debate “with particular attention to the candidates’ vocabulary, verbal and logical coherence, and ability to adapt to new topics—all signs of a healthy brain.” Although Kamala Harris “certainly exhibited some rigidity and repetition, her speech remained within the normal realm for politicians, who have a reputation for harping on their favorite talking points,” he writes. “By contrast, Donald Trump’s expressions of those tendencies were alarming. He displayed some striking, if familiar, patterns that are commonly seen among people in cognitive decline.”⁠
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For much of the debate, Friedman notes, Trump’s train of thought was difficult, if not impossible, to follow. His answers went beyond evasiveness, into circumstantial and tangential speech. His repetitions “seemed compulsive, not strategic,” and he was repetitive in not just his form but also his content. After praising the Hungarian strongman Viktor Orbán, for instance, “Trump spoke unprompted, at length, and without clarity about gas pipelines in the United States and Europe, an issue unlikely to connect with many voters. A few minutes later, he brought up the pipelines again.” ⁠
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“If a patient presented to me with the verbal incoherence, tangential thinking, and repetitive speech that Trump now regularly demonstrates, I would almost certainly refer them for a rigorous neuropsychiatric evaluation to rule out a cognitive illness,” Friedman continues at the link in our bio. “Only careful medical examination can establish whether someone indeed has a diagnosable illness—simply observing Trump, or anyone else, from afar is not enough. For those who do have such diseases or conditions, several treatments and services exist to help them and their loved ones cope with their decline. But that does not mean any of them would be qualified to serve as commander in chief.”⁠

[Chad Fuck 17671]

This Loomer thing makes me think about how easy it would be for a real trained honey pot to sidle up next to that fucking guy. State secrets wouldn’t have a chance. Not that he wouldn’t tell Loomer everything he knows - and may have already. She’s of the same cast as him and she would happily tweet out State secrets if it meant five more clicks. Attention horse gonna whinny and all.

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 Greensboro Coliseum.  Flair Vs Rhodes and now Kamala Harris.  

I watched this live and it was glorious.

38 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

Edited September 13 by Bozo_Casanova

[closetohumping 17440]

[LTbear 4168]

18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I watched this live and it was glorious.

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

Absolutely 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

I kinda want that tweet from putt posted in the Oil Baron thread to see Rex's reaction.

[Goofyboy 3284]

Vance and Co have to be planning to use the 25th on Donny the day after he’s sworn in, right?

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

I know someone who named their new baby Melania a few years ago. Tempted to ask when they’re planning to change her name to Laura.

[chainsaw 9865]

5 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

[chainsaw 9865]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

compulsive, not strategic

Just described Trump's entire career in politics. Anything remotely approaching strategy was Trump being manipulated by Steve Bannon, Leonard Leo, or some other right-wing ghoul.

[Radical Larry 28587]

Loomer looks like she got a quick peek at the Nazis opening the ark of the covenant and closed her eyes before her face fully melted off. 

[TexasEd 8066]

9 hours ago, Foosters said:

Isn't Mario Lopez's "job" being a host of a TV show that talks about what celebrities are doing?

And sells supplements or something.  I never made it through one of his infomercials 

[InkaUtexas 25911]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. 
 

I thought it was super odd that 3-4 weeks ago, at some shit rally, trump randomly brought up loomers name and we all said “wtf?” Why is he mentioning her, she’s fringe AF even for the right wing? We all recognized it was odd but dismissed it. Fast forward  few weeks and she’s debarking his place for the debate as part of his debate team, and acting as his surrogate in the spin room. I mean what the fuck. 
 

this crazy butch just started sending him gape shots and said he could do whatever in his DMs and he started inviting her to events. And they want to give nuke codes to this guy? It’s amazing. 
 

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

And we need to remember. He brags about surrounding himself with the best people.

[Pancho 44759]

54 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Vance and Co have to be planning to use the 25th on Donny the day after he’s sworn in, right?

Wouldn’t surprise me since Vance is bought and paid for by thiel

 

 

[Js1 85313]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

THIS is the funniest fucking part.

MTG is a member of Congress.  Kari Lake has run 2 campaigns (both losing ones so far, but still), she was a rising star recruit in 2022.

And Loomer? Lost by 20 points for Congress in 2020, lost another primary in 2022 (after being backed by MTG!!) and then refused to concede and claimed she was the real winner. What else?

Banner from Uber/Lyft
Banned from Paypal, Venmo, GoFundMe
Banned on Facebook and Instagram
Banned on twitter at one point before Mukstard reinstated her
Banned from CPAC

This is who prepped him for the debate, represented him in the spin room (besides himself) and now is going to events with him? 

Edited September 13 by Js1

[The Dog 44020]

Remember that Thiel and Musk had Junior convince Trump to pick Vance.

I've thought for some time that the plan was to use MAGA to get Trump elected then the REAL coup occurs.

[South Austin 52473]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. 

I can't see any other explanation.  

She has a shitty educational background.  It does not appear from what I've read that she comes from a ton of family money or has parents who are politically connected to MAGA.  She's never held any public office, nor worked in any sort of governmental position.  She has no prior experience working on any political campaign, other than her own, where she lost the only two times she ever ran for office, and it's remarkable that even batshit crazy Floridians would not elect her.  It appears she was somehow attracted by the Trump campaign because she's yelled the loudest and craziest across social media platforms, and has the overly-doctored face that seems right in Donald's wheelhouse.  Sucking on his mushroom-sized penis seems like a fair non-misogynistic explanation.

 

[Js1 85313]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I can't see any other explanation.  

She has a shitty educational background.  It does not appear from what I've read that she comes from a ton of family money or has parents who are politically connected to MAGA.  She's never held any public office, nor worked in any sort of governmental position.  She has no prior experience working on any political campaign, other than her own, where she lost the only two times she ever ran for office, and it's remarkable that even batshit crazy Floridians would not elect her.  It appears she was somehow attracted by the Trump campaign because she's yelled the loudest and craziest across social media platforms, and has the overly-doctored face that seems right in Donald's wheelhouse.  Sucking on his mushroom-sized penis seems like a fair non-misogynistic explanation.

 

I mean, if he starts circling the drain, campaign-wise, i.e., Harris starts coming out to 6-8 point leads, leading in all the swing states, the hangers-on that stick by him are going to get more and more ridiculously bad. 

Someone like Lake has to start running away from him if she wants a prayer of a chance in AZ.  Others are going to have to seriously think about what their place will be in a non-Trump version of the GOP after 2024. Who is left? The losers like Loomer who face no repercussions for staying by his side until the end. 

It'll be her, Don Jr, Eric and Laura in the MAL Bunker on November 5 holding the cyanide pills.