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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Kamala Harris Waiting GIF by Election 2020

 

 

14 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

The areas most affected by wildfires in CA are full of trump supporters. 

2 hours ago, Tuco said:

The Loomer thing is definitely entertaining. I’m a little torn on whether to be happy about it.

In the short term, I think she is more damaging than Trumps debate. She is directly attacking Republicans, and viciously so. Openly calling MTG’s infidelity and Ladybug’s sexuality - that is not just politics. And it’s not good politics. For the last 8 years I’ve believed that Trumpism only ends when the Republicans have a civil war and the adults win. She is definitely starting that war.

But, in the long term, she may be the most likely heir to the Trump throne. Everything that was perceived about Trump 8 years ago applies to her. He was too racist, too stupid, too bombastic with other Republicans. She pushes the bar even lower.

but she's an unknown without the charisma to pull it off.

1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

The areas most affected by wildfires in CA are full of trump supporters. 

Unfortunately for them, Biden is President.

 

Wait. Wut?

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Should we have a separate October surprise "call your shot" thread?

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    • will alienate moderates, everyone else already knows he sucks

 

FIFY

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28 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I thought I heard him say New Scum in the clip and just thought it was his dementia.  Apparently it was on porpoise.

 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Yes.  California.  Completely destroyed.

What a hellscape.

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And I gotta say, my favorite political group of all time is the Marxist Fascists.  They both want to seize the means of production....AND make everyone slaves to corporate masters.  That's some impressive multitasking right there, gotta hand it to 'em.

The Pope themselves says you can still go to heaven if you vote for Kamala Harris in 2024.

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No, the Trump campaign is fine. STOP LAUGHING

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

trump won the county but Biden won the city 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Jesus, that's an incredible thread.

Dammit, somebody already posted Drudge's main page

 

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10 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This Loomer thing makes me think about how easy it would be for a real trained honey pot to sidle up next to that fucking guy.

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i mean c'mon

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sleestak

i understood that reference and holy hell yes she does

23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Leave it someone as historically ignorant as Donald Trump to conflate Radical Left Marxists and Fascists.

Classic.

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1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

While completely stupid, it would be hilarious if the Dems become the the “we’re not eating cats” party implying the opposite of the gop.

51 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Gavin Newskom better listen up!

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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31f

56 minutes ago, Derka said:

 


that already happened from 2017-2021. 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

Kamala Harris Waiting GIF by Election 2020

 

 

ya know, instead of judging that piece of silicone-injected rotten pork Loomer... can I take a moment to confess a wee tiny little bit of crushin' on Kamala?

 

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Just got this ad on YouTube, where Trump's right eye was like this for what seemed like the whole clip (couldn't rewind to verify).  WTF?

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Amazing coiffure, sir! /tears

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

She must be a terrible lay for him to pass on her for Frankenstein’s Fuckdoll.

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So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

But no seriously, Hispanics who vote for Trump, you'll be fine. They totally won't deport you.

 

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

I dunno.  I've kind of always assumed that in today's TQP the whole party is just a big circle of people who have blackmail info on the others.  Trump has shit on Ladybug and Mitch, Loomer has shit on Trump (or vice versa if you want shit to be a verb instead of a mount) etc etc etc etc etc.  Splitting might mean they all face the music.

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

The areas most affected by wildfires in CA are full of trump supporters. 

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I dunno.  I've kind of always assumed that in today's TQP the whole party is just a big circle of people who have blackmail info on the others.  Trump has shit on Ladybug and Mitch, Loomer has shit on Trump (or vice versa if you want shit to be a verb instead of a mount) etc etc etc etc etc.  Splitting might mean they all face the music.

Some of these will burn off... But others will persist. They cannot coexist. Something will shake out. 

Or enough Americans really are straight up racists that it maga wins.

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10 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

It feels like a lot of your recent questions suggest you've been in a coma the last 8 years?

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56 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The Pope themselves says you can still go to heaven if you vote for Kamala Harris in 2024.

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Maybe the Pope should fucking take care of his own fucking house.  POS.

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But no seriously, Hispanics who vote for Trump, you'll be fine. They totally won't deport you.

 

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

Senor dotard es muy macho.

I know quite a few blue collar Hispanics that love him for all the shit talking and bravado. They also like WWE rasslin.

1 minute ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I know quite a few blue collar Hispanics that love him for all the shit talking and bravado. They also like WWE rasslin.

Might want to tell them to enjoy Venezuela if Trump gets elected again. 

2 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I know quite a few blue collar Hispanics that love him for all the shit talking and bravado. They also like WWE rasslin.

Shit talking and bravado….

He got his ass emasculated by a black woman 3 days ago. Pussy ass bitch 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Named after the guy who shot Lincoln.

And, even worse... The person who invented pilates 

24 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

 

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