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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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Posted
2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

I dunno.  I've kind of always assumed that in today's TQP the whole party is just a big circle of people who have blackmail info on the others.  Trump has shit on Ladybug and Mitch, Loomer has shit on Trump (or vice versa if you want shit to be a verb instead of a mount) etc etc etc etc etc.  Splitting might mean they all face the music.

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I dunno.  I've kind of always assumed that in today's TQP the whole party is just a big circle of people who have blackmail info on the others.  Trump has shit on Ladybug and Mitch, Loomer has shit on Trump (or vice versa if you want shit to be a verb instead of a mount) etc etc etc etc etc.  Splitting might mean they all face the music.

Some of these will burn off... But others will persist. They cannot coexist. Something will shake out. 

Or enough Americans really are straight up racists that it maga wins.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But no seriously, Hispanics who vote for Trump, you'll be fine. They totally won't deport you.

 

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

Senor dotard es muy macho.

Posted
1 minute ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I know quite a few blue collar Hispanics that love him for all the shit talking and bravado. They also like WWE rasslin.

Might want to tell them to enjoy Venezuela if Trump gets elected again. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I know quite a few blue collar Hispanics that love him for all the shit talking and bravado. They also like WWE rasslin.

Shit talking and bravado….

He got his ass emasculated by a black woman 3 days ago. Pussy ass bitch 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

I think he even won a couple of the border counties 

Posted (edited)
47 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

That’s not how a deal with the Devil works. They’re just going to have to trust that disinformation, a limited attention span, and their overlords’ infinite coffers will have half of America believing it’s the Dems’ fault in a decade. Fortunately for the Rs, half of the country is already committed to believing that.

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Posted
49 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

ya know, instead of judging that piece of silicone-injected rotten pork Loomer... can I take a moment to confess a wee tiny little bit of crushin' on Kamala?

 

She reminds me of my 6th grade homeroom teacher.

She did not take one ounce of my bullshit.

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Posted
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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The pump and dump scheme has begun.  He's butt hurt because trading was halted (briefly) after irregular trading following his his "I won't sell" promise.  As for moving to NYSE, $DJT is not even eligible because, well, it's shit.  It wouldn't even have been eligible for the NASDAQ had it not come through the back door.

He's going to continue to pump over the next week because he needs it over $12 to sell on the 19th.  As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

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Posted
34 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The pump and dump scheme has begun.  He's butt hurt because trading was halted (briefly) after irregular trading following his his "I won't sell" promise.  As for moving to NYSE, $DJT is not even eligible because, well, it's shit.  It wouldn't even have been eligible for the NASDAQ had it not come through the back door.

He's going to continue to pump over the next week because he needs it over $12 to sell on the 19th.  As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

What if it’s below $12?

Posted
4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

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This is how the purity tests start. The truly batshit sycophants get close access and make dear leader cull anyone who criticizes them by pointing out how disloyal they are to dear leader 

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What if it's below $12

Then he has to wait about a week until it crosses the 6-month threshold. But he knows it's a sinking ship and wants to jump like the rat that he is.

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

JD Vance MeToo allegation

  • Ohio State or Yale days
  • girl with receipts

 

I made it all the to here before I realized you’re fucking with us. Well done

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Posted
24 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Then he has to wait about a week until it crosses the 6-month threshold. But he knows it's a sinking ship and wants to jump like the rat that he is.

 

There is no way in hell he doesn't call up Elmo and make him buy enough of the stock to get back above whatever level he needs.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Shit talking and bravado….

He got his ass emasculated by a black woman 3 days ago. Pussy ass bitch 

Hey now! I got my ass emasculated by a black woman everyday growing up.

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

This one stock.  It's a beautiful stock.  Most people don't know that, but it's true.  Haitians . . . . 

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