2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Brisketexan 105568]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Exactly.  I'm starting to think you could catch them in bed with a live boy and the gqp would just shrug and say, "Well, Imma Christian so I believe in redemption.  Also, he's our guy."  

Those two in combination fix all ills in their mind.

You have an actual tweet above saying in plain terms that violating one of the Ten Commandments (you know, the "laws" that are so important that we need to REQUIRE that they be posted in all our schools) is okay if that violation is in service of GQP electoral goals.

They.  Have.  No.  Moral.  Limits.  None. 

As for it being a "scandal" that a Republican called himself a nazi....WTF?  Again, that's a fucking PLUS, not a negative, to GQP voters.  

[Js1 85744]

Also North Carolina and late breaking scandals in presidential election years -

First Cal Cunningham, now Mark Robinson

[C-Man 27346]

19 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Well, I guess it's a little different. Melania was technically no longer "pregnant."

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also North Carolina and late breaking scandals in presidential election years -

First Cal Cunningham, now Mark Robinson

and John Edwards...

[Red Five 41066]

Is it too late for them to get Mack Brown's name on the ballot?

[Foosters 17918]

Wait, the Holocaust denier is a Nazi?

Never could have seen that one coming

[Js1 85744]

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

 

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[mdmost 43294]

The fat ass nazi doth protest too much. 

[Zonahorn 8079]

7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Isn’t NewsWire just some half-assed rumor monger?

They’re quoting a local news affiliate 

[SydneyCarton 48296]

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/17/media/murdoch-family-succession-fox-news-future/index.html

Real life Succession

Hard to believe he won't be succesful in getting what he wants. What do the law dogs say about the odds here? @TwiceHorn @dcbc @Gatorubet  @Ghost of LL

8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Breaking: Diaper Don campaign released a statement about Kari Lake

It's amazing how much musk looks like sammy sosa'd Kim Jon Un there...

Edited September 19 by SydneyCarton

[Surly Bevo 25501]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is it too late for them to get Mack Brown's name on the ballot?

He spends too much time killing himself in Florida, a potential residency challenge to his candidacy.

[wildcat09 29453]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

 

 

My guess was that he used to claim to be trans, so I was pretty close.

[tx 3 putt 77919]

robinson sinking trump in nc

 

[Js1 85744]

That was fast!

 

 

['stache 21900]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

"ya'll got anymore of them govnerships?"

 

A black nazi? This immediately came to mind, lol.

[SydneyCarton 48296]

This may be great for the governorship, but I'm not so sure it isn't also good for trump, as other folks have posted. Robinson was getting out the vote against him. I hope this motherfucker doesn't resign from the race. 

[Chopper 17351]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hard to believe he won't be succesful in getting what he wants. What do the law dogs say about the odds here? @TwiceHorn @dcbc @Gatorubet  @Ghost of LL

It's amazing how much musk looks like sammy sosa'd Kim Jon Un there...

The trust is irrevocable but for a narrow provision if he can convince the court he's acting in the best faith of all of its named beneficiaries. It's a roll of the dice and certain to be appealed no matter which side wins at trial. 

[dcbc 14568]

21 hours ago, royiv said:

The two of you should each pop open a cold beer and enjoy it while doing this to make it an especially memorable father son experience.

[Brisketexan 105568]

Just now, Js1 said:

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

 

 

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[dcbc 14568]

16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Never could have seen that one coming

Or could nazi that coming.

[Huckleberry 33517]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

Old white guy being a disgusting creeper is "one of us." Robinson won't get that allowance, which will of course make him hate his own blackness even more. 

[TexasEd 8142]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump has never lost the real popular vote. Haven't you been paying attention the last 8 years?

“I won more votes than any sitting president, 75 million”

Narrator: Biden won 81 million

[Satchel 6949]

23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I dont know why anyone is surprised. Considering their president showed up at the Republican national convention, I didn't see a world where they'd endorse harris unless that yutz was fired at the same time. 

Numerous Teamsters locals have endorsed Harris as have black Teamsters and others. As regards the non endorsement, follow the money.

[Horndog 2268]

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Breaking: Diaper Don campaign released a statement about Kari Lake

Ha. I first read the billboard as "Team Immunity".

[Chopper 17351]

Just now, Horndog said:

Ha. I first read the billboard as "Team Immunity".

Team Mutiny would also work.

[aggie08 21578]

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

Some locker room shenanigans before women got all woke with their #metoo shit? No problem.

Holocaust denier? Everyone is entitled to their opinion. 

Slavery was, at worst, just a big misunderstanding and, at best, pretty great? Sure, I mean that's just logic.

Habitual Nazi sympathizing? Well, if you don't believe in the Holocaust, Hitler was a pretty swell guy.

Stepping out on your pregnant wife? She was probably being a bitch.

Admitting to watching trans porn? GET OUT!!

Edited September 19 by aggie08

[The Dog 44180]

 

[TexasEd 8142]

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, I guess it's a little different. Melania was technically no longer "pregnant."

But was she still in the window for one of those Trump special post birth abortions?

[Red Five 41066]

Just now, TexasEd said:

But was she still in the window for one of those Trump special post birth abortions?

OMG. Every accusation is a confession. I'm being completely serious. 

[SydneyCarton 48296]

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Numerous Teamsters locals have endorsed Harris as have black Teamsters and others. As regards the non endorsement, follow the money.

So basically everything I said? Yeah. 

[CooterBrown 18089]

If it's online stuff from 20 years ago, it could really only be Chris Hansen type stuff. 

There could be grainy video of him jacking it on Chaturbate to an 11 year old boy dressed as Adolph Hitler.

[Chuckie Finster 22759]

 

yessssss

[Js1 85744]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

Even if he took himself out, you would have a bunch of true believers PISSED at Trump for pushing him out of the race.  

But this is perfect. 

[BrickHorn 18318]

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

They do. It’s such a weird dynamic. Those who most loudly attack trans rights keep getting caught looking at trans porn. Alex Jones is one famous example. 

The world would be a much better place if these dipshits would grow up, admit they have a kink, realize literally no one gives a shit, and stop acting like Nazi assholes to an entire class of people they feel guilty about finding attractive. 

Which, to be fair, it sounds like this Robinson dude tried to do at least some of that at one point. 

[Chad Fuck 17839]

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Old white guy being a disgusting creeper is "one of us." Robinson won't get that allowance, which will of course make him hate his own blackness even more. 

So you're saying he'll be a SCOTUS candidate?  

[Js1 85744]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

So you're saying he'll be a SCOTUS candidate?  

Oh if Clarence could name his replacement, it would be this guy 

[Chad Fuck 17839]

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2687]

Ok but why wouldn't Stein's campaign sit on this until tomorrow just to be sure no dropping out??

[safe sex 11807]

Straight dudes being into trans porn while being vehemently anti trans in public is something that hardcore right-wingers can really relate to, so my guess is that this actually helps the Lt. Gov

[SydneyCarton 48296]

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans. 

[mdmost 43294]

Maybe Robinson is a huge Kanye fan. I miss non-crazy, non-anti semite Kanye.

 

[Js1 85744]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans. 

It’s not so much HIS ego as his god given right to hold that office. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19276]

Crap, never mind

Edited September 19 by Fudge Nuggets

[Chad Fuck 17839]

So my only concern is we wind up looking at one of those "isn't it amazing" apps and find out that "trans porn" is the most searched thing in NC.

But man, that would be a bummer if he took hold of the hypocite self-loathing pron vote - which is apparently quite large - in this way.

[Gatorubet 30391]

On 9/18/2024 at 11:20 AM, Zonahorn said:

When Trump loses Vance’s career is over

counterpoint: 

[SydneyCarton 48296]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s not so much HIS ego as his god given right to hold that office. 

I believe that guy is an actual man of god, who gives a shit about the bible, about as soon as I belive that Futureman is a good poster, or Slorch was sober the other night. 

[The Dog 44180]

 

[Tigersnake 677]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And they are pissed. ROYALLY pissed.

They are NOT a monolith!