2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Celery Man 20,946]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What tha fuck is superimposed?

I’m like I got no David fucking Duke old man relax

[Chad Fuck 17,677]

14 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

Finally got this in the mail yesterday

Still waiting for my camp hat and t-shirt.  I finally gave up on the sign and got one from a local coordinator for the Dems.

 

[Slacks 6,819]

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Rule 34

[Satchel 6,938]

49 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

It’s because of the cynical view of race held by so many white conservatives.

[chainsaw 9,867]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

Still waiting for my camp hat and t-shirt.  I finally gave up on the sign and got one from a local coordinator for the Dems.

 

I'm noticing a huge variety of "Trump Vance" campaign signs even within the same county. I was in Bexar County during the UM weekend and saw at least four different variations. In 2020 the Trump Pence signs were all uniform, and for the most part the same thing in 2016.

I'm not counting home-made signs and shitty Chinese flags.

The Harris Walz have been pretty uniform. Some with a lighter shade of blue than others, but pretty consistent in terms of design and fonts.

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Paxton and Abbott are going to have to raid some more homes. 

[Slacks 6,819]

9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Ashley Madison was like craigslist but focused on finding affairs. A few years ago there was a massive data leak and all e-mail addresses tied to accounts were exposed.

According to the Politico article, Mark Robinson had an e-mail address that was on the list of people with Ashley Madison accounts, which strongly suggests he was trying to find someone to have an affair with.

 

 

not sure what you're talking about

Thanks for the feedback about Ashley.

The goat knows what I'm talking about.

[Sawbonz 27,556]

Biden should send the national guard to Harris County 

[Thatguy 8,698]

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The problem is we don’t know if this story even loses him votes. 

In NC it def loses him votes.

[royiv 9,310]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Weird way to confess that you used to bang Kari Lake, but you do you.

Fortunately Lake has never won an election.

[Brisketexan 105,127]

Just now, royiv said:

Fortunately Lake has never won an election.

But she won @Ghost of LL's heart, and that should count for something.

[The Dog 44,044]

 

[Slacks 6,819]

I never know what is satire any more.

[6th Street 6,392]

Had to double check to see if that post was parody 

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

7 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

In NC it def loses him votes.

He’s already down big. The point is these guys have floors because of a horrendous base. 

[Underdog 28,627]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

[South Austin 52,496]

6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

I think a Tom Herman press conference.

[Underdog 28,627]

I don't condone violence towards women but I might make an exception for Elsie Stefanik. 

 

[Tuco 5,076]

not sure what you're talking about

And, also like Craig’s list, it was also frequently used for prostitution.

[HenryJames 66,049]

10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

Probably a funeral at Arlington National.

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

 

 

Edit: spoilered for reasons.

Spoiler

 

 

 

Edited September 19 by Francisco 2.0

[HenryJames 66,049]

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

And, also like Craig’s list, it was also frequently used for prostitution.

[Js1 85,325]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Reasons:

 

 

 

 

[HenryJames 66,049]

[chainsaw 9,867]

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

  Hide contents

 

 

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

It's still up.  It's a time capsule of early-aughts web design.   I'm especially fond of the copyright date:

@1997-2008 copyright tarrob web services all rights reserved.

[Aqua Buddha 14,596]

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

[Brisketexan 105,127]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

Well....certainly not on Hornfans.

[TexArcher 37,774]

36 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Had to double check to see if that post was parody 

I mean this whole country is an SNL sketch that was too over-the-top to make the broadcast.

[Post Oak 20,213]

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

That's the only reason I'm not running against Ted Cruz right now

[Js1 85,325]

 

[TexasEd 8,066]

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Fox News did an over sample of black voters in 7 swing states 

Harris 82/12

Remind me why everyone thinks he is winning 20-25% of the black vote?

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I find it incomprehensible he's getting 12% of the black vote, and yet here we are...

 

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

I was reading something about how the whole immigration thing isn’t just to stoke white racist outrage but also because it gives black Americans someone to look down on. They’re trying to start a race war against immigrants 

Trump’s angling for the Haitian Votes. 
 

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In this scenario, the only deal that should be pursued is the following:

• Trump admits he lost in 2020 and 2024. In a press conference standing next to Biden and Harris.
• Asks his supporters to accept this as fact.
• Pleads guilty to all of the current federal crimes. Can't this eliminate the possibility of appeals?
• Biden commutes his sentence on his last day.

Therefore he's a federal felon but he just doesn't have to serve time in federal prison. 

This would be a huge win for Dems. It would throw some in the GOP in disarray that Trump abandoned them.

Yes, while wearing a Never Surrender mug shot t-shirt

[Red Five 40,857]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

A reporter asked that lovely crew a question about Trump they didn't like, I think. It was right after Johnson became Speaker.

[The Dog 44,044]

 

[Chewbacca 7,777]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

I’m like I got no David fucking Duke old man relax

You buttonhooked me!

[Gatorubet 30,237]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

[TexasEd 8,066]

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

My understanding is that they'll use whichever morals their elders tell them to?

I had a Mormon friend who had to ask her elders if she could spend her own money on a new roof for her house.  After some deliberation, they said yes, as long as she also permanently increased her tithe to the church.  It makes perfect sense that these people have a significant say in an election in the United States in 2024.  Everything's cool.

You forgot about the condition of having to hire Elder Bob’s roofing company to do it. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,494]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Spoiler

 

[DixonHur 11,302]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

This is so fucking awesome.  I didn't know who Kimble was, so I assumed he was a Dem trolling the MAGA crowd.  

['stache 21,814]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

I was asked to consider running for a local office a few years ago and my legit first thought was “what if they find my surly handle?”

Edited September 20 by 'stache

[locodos 5,387]

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

This is NCGOP trying a hail mary.

IDK that sounds pretty Catholic to me.

[TexEx15 17,518]

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

[Gatorubet 30,237]

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Ain't clicking shit. Who is Ashley Madison and why does she have email addresses on her?

Ashley Madison was a sausage fest for gullible, thirsty men

[locodos 5,387]

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I was asked to consider running for a local office a few years ago and my legit first thought was “what if they find my surly handle?”

Surly handle pffffttt ...  Shaggy handle...Ohs Noes

[The Dog 44,044]

THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

 

[dcbc 14,482]

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

As I understand it, Rupert has two arguments. All trustees will benefit because Lachlan will preserve the right wing tilt and Fox News will only do well if it's operating as a wing of the far right. Also, the lack of agreement between the trustees will lead to rudderless leadership which itself will degrade the asset. It doesn't seem possible that these arguments could fly but who knows, it's some NV probate judge making the decision. 

Is he the settlor and the trustee?

[Post Oak 20,213]

Don't do it Mark. Stay strong

[Firemans4Horn 18,048]

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Don't do it Mark. Stay strong

His wife’s sister and her big booty friend don’t want no short, short man.