2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Js1 85391]

4 minutes ago, wood said:

So if those held, how would that EC look?

(Spoonfeed me, please! I'm just an unfrozen caveman firefighter.)

286 D, 246 R, 6 for NV

[henrygandorf 29192]

7 minutes ago, wood said:

So if those held, how would that EC look?

(Spoonfeed me, please! I'm just an unfrozen caveman firefighter.)

focus on 3 states - mi/pa/wi.

i tried to make it easy but i knew my post was too long.

[wood 11227]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

focus on 3 states - mi/pa/wi.

i tried to make it easy but i knew my post was too long.

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

286 D, 246 R, 6 for NV

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[locodos 5387]

nvmnd... I had some sort of caching issue

Edited October 21 by locodos

[texasdago 7575]

Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

start watching porn. that'll get them to scoot back

Edited October 21 by Longhorn_Fan68

[texasdago 7575]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

start watching porn. that'll get them scoot back

Reading Surly... equally offensive 

[RDCanecutter 26452]

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

And you call yourself Italian...

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

Call someone that you can converse with in Italian. Might cause a stir.

[Red Five 40862]

Never thought I would hear Nicolle Wallace say "Arnold Palmer's penis" on air but here we are.

[locodos 5387]

Arnold Palmer is 50% tea 50%piss

[GhostOfTomJoad 9331]

At the Randall's here in CP there are 2 dorks holding signs, one for Cruz the other for Trump. There's also a big Trump Fight banner w/ his bloody face. Some dude keeps driving by in a Chevy yelling vote Trump, MAGA, etc but everyone's ignoring him except for the middle aged white lady behind me telling him he's not allowed to do that this close to the polling location.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

2 hours ago, TexPx said:

Whole family voted today. No cool stickers in Collin County. Place was very busy.

First one is like, "Am I doing it right? I want to vote too "

The second, "Dad, you are such a dork. I can't believe you are making me wear this."

[Born to Run 6569]

Voted. Zero wait in Lakeway. Did not get to punch a magat.

[texasdago 7575]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Call someone that you can converse with in Italian. Might cause a stir.

Hmmm... could've gone out closer to Lakeway and had someone tell at me to "Speak English, Mexican!?"

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Hmmm... could've gone out closer to Lakeway and had someone tell at me to "Speak English, Mexican!?"

Sí

[chainsaw 9870]

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

Edited October 21 by chainsaw

[texasdago 7575]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

Okay mom

Edited October 21 by texasdago

[kevwun 15797]

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

At the Randall's here in CP there are 2 dorks holding signs, one for Cruz the other for Trump. There's also a big Trump Fight banner w/ his bloody face. Some dude keeps driving by in a Chevy yelling vote Trump, MAGA, etc but everyone's ignoring him except for the middle aged white lady behind me telling him he's not allowed to do that this close to the polling location.

Call the cops.  They can be written a ticket for violating the distance markers.

[texasdago 7575]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

But can I tell you some doofus Just walked out wearing a big American flag we the people shirt?

[Bateshorn 9928]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

But can you watch porn while in line?  

[Jive Turkey 12617]

 

[TexEx15 17543]

In line in Belterra. Looks to be a 30-45 minute wait. Maybe longer. Not sure what the inside looks like yet…

[Horn75 193]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Joined 5/9. Shows signs of being here before.

You were his first neg. It was about a month after signing up. He built up enough rep to withstand a few negs. He's got 44 to date 

Maybe. He's learned to game better. Get pos rep in Football and hand out drive by negs here. It's definitely someone that understands how to get some defense.

@Horn75

You're a chickenshit. 

Typical sorry ass liberal response

[LTbear 4170]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Every accusation is a confession, part 1,713

[chainsaw 9870]

3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

But can I tell you some doofus Just walked out wearing a big American flag we the people shirt?

If you do it, don't get caught. All I want is your vote to count.

[mooseoutfront 3643]

Just cast my vote in Denali Borough Alaska.  I'll be one of only 150 to 200 or so reasonable souls who didn't for for fascism.  

[Snake Diggity 4625]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I know you are but what am I?

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

3 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

But can you watch porn while in line?  

Username checks out 

[chainsaw 9870]

Just now, mooseoutfront said:

Just cast my vote in Denali Borough Alaska.  I'll be one of only 150 to 200 or so reasonable souls who didn't for for fascism.  

You have that badass ranked choice system we're jealous

[RomaVicta 29929]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s weird,  could be AARP/Social Security/Medicare stuff.

Could be nobody paid attention to them because so many of the Trumpers made so much noise.

My uneducated guess is that Harris and Walz and Buttigieg and the crew made it okay to say you don't like Trump and the GOP out loud particularly for wavering and reformed GOPs.

I've got a yard sign up in Johnson City that I likely wouldn't have put up before. I'm kind of ashamed of that, but it's the truth. I wasn't afraid of those dickheads, I was just not wanting to stir up anything. Stupid and weak.

I'd never have guessed Kamala Harris would catalyze all of this. Bless her!

 

ETA: To be clear, I've never been a GOP. I've mostly been an embarrassed Dem voter. 

Edited October 21 by RomaVicta

[Brisketexan 105154]

13 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

At the Randall's here in CP there are 2 dorks holding signs, one for Cruz the other for Trump. There's also a big Trump Fight banner w/ his bloody face. Some dude keeps driving by in a Chevy yelling vote Trump, MAGA, etc but everyone's ignoring him except for the middle aged white lady behind me telling him he's not allowed to do that this close to the polling location.

Dude, election laws are for libtards!

Remember the foundational belief of MAGAs: There are outgroups who the laws bind, but do not protect, and in-groups (MAGA) who the laws protect, but do not bind.

This is why the same crowd that screams loudly about election fraud/interference.....is the group that overwhelmingly commits election crimes.  

They are pathetic little fascists, from top to bottom, from their core to their ugly-ass outside.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

2 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Typical sorry ass liberal response

pretty woke imo

[Pancho 44856]

[chainsaw 9870]

5 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

But can you watch porn while in line?  

If it's in a flipbook, I think so.

[RomaVicta 29929]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

 

My friend, if you could just put some indicator on these posts if I should be happy or not, I'd appreciate it. 

Where have you gone, George Gallup, the olds turn their ignorant eyes to you. Woo woo Worster. Woo woo Worster.

[chainsaw 9870]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

The guy who can't spell one of the most visible brands on the planet, who's never worked a real job in his life, has his finger on the pulse of America.

[4th&Five 41558]

 

[HornPhD 1368]

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

start watching porn. that'll get them scoot back

Unless it doesn’t

[Huckleberry 32996]

My early voting location in Cypress is packed. So not a great sign because my expert guess based on the group I'm looking at is another 62/38 type split for Republicans. Then again if I was someone else looking at me I'd count me in the Republican voting group, but that's counting on exceptions. 

Edited October 21 by Huckleberry

[cactusflinthead 27601]

10 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Typical sorry ass liberal response

Gotcha bitch. 

[TexEx15 17543]

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

In line in Belterra. Looks to be a 30-45 minute wait. Maybe longer. Not sure what the inside looks like yet…

Scratch that. Was 1.5 hrs once you get inside. Had to leave to pick up kids. Will try again later tonight.

[Js1 85391]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

My early voting location in Cypress is packed

There's been a lot of complaints online about the lack of voting sites in NW Harris County.  Won't be surprised at long lines - it's either Juergens or Weekley.   Or else you have to go towards Jersey Village and there's a lot of *those people* there

[chainsaw 9870]

I bet there are time-wasting jagoffs whose indecision and lack of preparation are causing long lines.

[Js1 85391]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

I bet there are time-wasting jagoffs whose indecision and lack of preparation are causing long lines.

The Texas GOP getting rid of straight ticket voting is contributing.  What should be 60 seconds of press + print is now 4-5 minutes of pressing buttons + printing.

Edited October 21 by Js1

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Legitimately baffled why he could think that’s a forgone conclusion in Trump’s favor. 

[Chuckie Finster 22699]

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

"The average American will definitely respond favorably to a highly choreographed photo-op at McDonald's" seems like an theory dreamt up by someone who hasn't interacted with an average American in a very long time.

[Born to Run 6569]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The Texas GOP getting rid of straight ticket voting is contributing.  What should have 60 seconds of press + print is now 4-5 minutes of pressing buttons + printing.

But that might just be Cruz's undoing.

[texasdago 7575]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The Texas GOP getting rid of straight ticket voting is contributing.  What should be 60 seconds of press + print is now 4-5 minutes of pressing buttons + printing.

Yeah I pretty much voted straight ticket except for one single person. That said, took me 1 hour and 15 minutes to finally vote. Was told it was 2 hours earlier today.

Worst was the old couple standing too close behind me and the old man farting in front of me

Edited October 21 by texasdago

[staboner 4984]

21 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You have that badass ranked choice system we're jealous

in a healthy country not addicted to hatred and outrage, this would be what we would be discussing 1st and foremost. Its the easiest path towards reducing extremism and trying to save the republic.