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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I should really cancel Amazon Prime, but I'm not gonna.

We tried to cancel prime a couple of years ago. There are some products that we routinely need that are much harder to get without prime so we re-enrolled.

Understanding how amazon gouges sellers, we do try to buy direct from producers when possible.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I shall go down fighting outnumbered in the men 60+ category like Boromir against the Uruks.

Hell, if I just run up a flight of stairs that oughta take out half of them.

Just make them follow you in a stick shift.

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34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He's just the gift that keeps on giving. He could just say it was a racist joke and we do not feel this way about Puerto Rico. Instead, he's JD Vance. And again, this from the people who have grievance after grievance and get offended about everything. 

 

He didn’t see the joke? Was he not invited to Nazipalooza?

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

What the "comedian" says it's about

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Brilliant joke, sir. Hey y'all with zero context here's a joke about an island that's 2000 miles away and their 6 year old problem with -- checks notes -- landfill capacity. 

Yeah bc that guy totally did his research, knew they had landfill issues, and wasn’t calling the people trash.

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2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Theory / Prediction 

Red Team will claim Harris is ineligible to be nominee in some states.

Supreme Court will hear it.

Chaos.

If that happens Biden needs to suspend habeas corpus and lock the 6 republican justices (why pretend they are not party members at this point?) and let the other 3 rule

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30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For the record, I don't think the joke will have a meaningful impact. But if Trump loses that guy is going to have to keep a low profile for a while because some very emotional people who don't think things through are going to be coming for his head. 

I think it is pretty big, latinos for Trump like the racism based on what their skin color is, but if they are targeted insult on their nationality is a huge hit. The slide from voting -> staying home, staying home -> voting for Harris in Penn for only a few thousand votes is a big deal.

That is not the same with the deplorables where the cruelty is the point.

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

update/correction - many ballots destroyed in Vancouver. Only 2 in Portland.

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Vancouver by the way was the staging point for the nazis who'd regularly commute to Portland to try to stir up trouble, until they got their asses whooped. They'd all meet in their fascist friend's Vancouver basement apartment before carpooling to Portland. Lots of white supremacist types like @incredulity live there. 

We're going to see a LOT more of this.  Ballot drops, shit, just regular old mailboxes in heavily dem areas.  There will be attacks and/or attempts at serious intimidation at polling places.  Oh, and when the cops are called....yeah, cops are MAGA.  They'll respond as well as San Marcos PD did when MAGAts tried to run Biden campaign buses off the roads.  No cops will come to help.

The script is being written, plenty of MAGAts will follow it.

32 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For the record, I don't think the joke will have a meaningful impact. But if Trump loses that guy is going to have to keep a low profile for a while because some very emotional people who don't think things through are going to be coming for his head. 

Counterpoint: fucking GOOD.  I hope he gets beaten/stabbed in front of his apartment by a MAGAt stochastic terrorist - he puts hate out in the world, let it come back to bite him.  Lie down with violent, psychopathic dogs, get violent psychopathic fleas.  Reap what you sow, FAFO, leopards eat your face, all of that shit.

MAGAts only understand one thing: pain.  That MAGAts are the most likely group to inflict that pain on their fellow MAGAts?  Well, that's the delicious part.

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9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Theory / Prediction 

Red Team will claim Harris is ineligible to be nominee in some states.

Supreme Court will hear it.

Chaos.

K 

Thats not gonna happen 

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If that happens Biden needs to suspend habeas corpus and lock the 6 republican justices (why pretend they are not party members at this point?) and let the other 3 rule

Exactly people are afraid of nothingburgers a coup will be dealt accordingly. Democrats are not going to sit by and watch a vote be voided, we are talking Civil War era reconstruction before Andrew Johnson threw it all away,

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I should really cancel Amazon Prime, but I'm not gonna.

Bezos should just firesale WaPo to Mark Cuban.  He's admitted he'a a fucking pussy already and created a distressed media asset in record time.

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41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This pollster nailed the only other predictions he has made and he has Kansas moving 10 to the left. 
 

Prose is meant to be read, sir. 

Thanks for the info. Prediction still didn't show for me.

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15 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Theory / Prediction 

Red Team will claim Harris is ineligible to be nominee in some states.

Supreme Court will hear it.

Chaos.

Based on what? They would've done that already if that was the play. There's nothing in the Constitution about how a party has to nominate the person for President, just that they meet certain requirements to be eligible to be President, of which she meets. 

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1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

70k is one hell of a sample.

But probably still suffers from the same response bias as smaller surveys.

It appears likely that this survey is oversampling very partisan voters, which is possible because only invested people will take the time to respond.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

He's just the gift that keeps on giving. He could just say it was a racist joke and we do not feel this way about Puerto Rico. Instead, he's JD Vance. And again, this from the people who have grievance after grievance and get offended about everything. 

 

I always laugh when the people that say "we need to stop being offended by every little thing" are the first to cry about being greeted by happy holidays and not merry Christmas.

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1 minute ago, butthurt said:

I always laugh when the people that say "we need to stop being offended by every little thing" are the first to cry about being greeted by happy holidays and not merry chrismas. 

Kinda like when they say get politics out of sports and then Nick Bosa.

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27 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Theory / Prediction 

Red Team will claim Harris is ineligible to be nominee in some states.

Supreme Court will hear it.

Chaos.

It'll be filed in Texas and go to the 5th circuit and heard same day, and ruled on in a week.

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3 minutes ago, butthurt said:

I always laugh when the people that say "we need to stop being offended by every little thing" are the first to cry about being greeted by happy holidays and not merry chrismas. 

He even prefaced it with "Maybe it was a racist joke". 

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5 minutes ago, butthurt said:

I always laugh when the people that say "we need to stop being offended by every little thing" are the first to cry about being greeted by happy holidays and not merry chrismas. 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

He's just the gift that keeps on giving. He could just say it was a racist joke and we do not feel this way about Puerto Rico. Instead, he's JD Vance. And again, this from the people who have grievance after grievance and get offended about everything. 

 

The crowd in the background is almost too perfect. 

I’m now leaning toward Team Simulation. 

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Girl I went to HS and UT with posted this on FB earlier. Not her yard or sign. I think a friend of hers in San Marcos posted it.

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I would bet this site that the Grand Dragon of Trump Klan lives in his mom‘s basement, but….

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“MAW!!!! More paper and tape!!! “

….I know I couldn’t get any action. 

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Yes I am extremely sure if the election results nets a clear democratic victory the SCOTUS will be disbanded before Biden, Pelosi, et al willingly walk to the gas chambers. Obviously this is beyond far fetched they refused to save Donny in 2020 when he controlled the military and police.

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

bwahahahahahaha

 

My God if Rogan was the inadvertent savior of our republic, it would just be too much. I pray this gets circulated everywhere in MAGA land. 

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The reason he filled out Madison Square Guarden is both a combination of sheer size of NYC plus a lot of MAGA in blue states flew over, aka the people he never visits. It was a one off and a delicious waste of time that got him burned with PR.

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30 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at what they did to Christianity 

 

If there was a god, you think he’s choosing that tubby, impotent fuck to be his vessel? That’s evidence enough for atheism.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

First off, a grown man calling himself "Bo."  Huffines guy.  Rather closely connected to Fuentes.And a bunch of other shady shit. https://www.thetexasvoice.com/businessman-with-history-of-controversies-seeking-tarrant-gop-chairmanship/

I suspect Bo French secretly worries about those four things. I'm cool if he's gay, just maybe tone down the 1950s Leading Man stare. And maybe cut down on the Lying Tarded Ignunce a little. Hey, nobody's perfect, just make an effort.

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