2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[bolverk 29646]

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Possum-killing dachshunds, bans on hunting mountain lions, sexy Aubrey Plaza, missing "I Voted" stickers, alcoholic dachshunds, more sexy Aubrey Plaza.....

[Guadaloopy 10954]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

Don't go Sandy Bullock'ing our Plaza party!

[Js1 85258]

37 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

@Js1 right now:

 

what did i miss?

[jimmyjazz 45877]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Don't go Sandy Bullock'ing our Plaza party!

Sandy is like Aubrey's young aunt, but not as weird yet way fussier.

[HenryJames 66033]

[HOOKEM4 5036]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i live right in the city, across from a very large reservoir/park, and got Duke this summer...we literally watch him anytime he's outside bc we have ALL of those^ right here in our urban neighborhood! 

 

Look, I hate to break it to you, Duke has a drinking problem. There are many resources available but the first step is admitting the problem.

[Todd Gack 432]

48 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Our last dachshund (great little dog) killed a possum once by biting its neck and thrashing it around until it died.  (It's what they're bread to do.)

Here is our current ferocious watchdog:

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

 

[Brisketexan 105044]

21 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

lol. We really do run in shifts. It feels like the best info is normally about an hour two weeks away. 

It's like you haven't even been paying attention.

[The Dog 44017]

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

 

[immamac 42832]

no more dachsun shit, Aubrey is hot as fuck so pictures of hot chicks(and dudes) are always allowed. 

Theres enough thread movement on topic to muddy it up. 

[David Dennison 18837]

4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Oh yeah that narrow 6 and 5 point leads, lmao

They really can't help themselves.

[InkaUtexas 25855]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, best we can do is RFK Jr. decapitating a whale and leaking whale juice.

That is not enough Sir. Surly demands more.

 

[tx 3 putt 76862]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

 

 

putin’s check didn’t clear .?

[Chopper 17228]

Kamala is just so incredibly genuine and nice. That's all.

 

[Underdog 28544]

1 hour ago, strangulation! said:

i gave your mom a mean little hate filled sausage

Any truth to this, @Your Mom? 

[wood 11225]

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

She has run a tremendous campaign. Absolutely tremendous. The fact that she went from not in the race to a dead heat with one week left is incredible. It really is. And the messaging has been pretty good along the way. Not perfect, but pretty good. 

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She's not getting nearly enough credit for this, and it's true. In the weeks leading up to Biden dropping out, there was all this concern about her ability to close the gap and lead the ticket, and all she did was secure the nomination in 48 hours, silence the doubters inside of a week, close the gap in a month and hold it closed, and on top of it all bolster support for the entire downballot slate without any major fuckups to the extent that instead of losing four seats in the Senate and 5-10 congressional districts, Democrats will probably only lose two seats in the senate and could possibly take the house. She can't fix 47.5% of the electorate, but she's done everything else. 

100%. In that time I've gone from grudgingly planning to vote for Harris to looking for a reason to run through a wall for her, a la our Horns and the 2005 team being ready to run through walls for VY the goat.

That's my President, y'all.

[SizzleChest 8283]

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

 

 

[wood 11225]

5 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Caleb hasn’t quite perfected Blue Steel. Time in stir should afford time to hone his craft.

My 18 yo does a frighteningly good Blue Steel. No machete though.

[Pods 7551]

Going to be a mess. 

Edited November 6 by Pods

[Willfully Horn 7999]

4 minutes ago, wood said:

That's my President, y'all.

Truth be told, at the very least, there is that, 

 

[Js1 85258]

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

 

Nobody knows shit about fuck

It's all herding.  When even Nate Silver says there's 100% herding going on, you know that's what it is.

[RabidM 2666]

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

I don't blame them one bit if they faked the visits.

[David Dennison 18837]

Let's check in on some headlines!

 

[LCHorn 2612]

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

Except they fired the guy most responsible for whatever authenticity was ascribed to their polling. 

[Goofyboy 3268]

He’s seen the internal polls.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Huh, I thought sushi said he was beating her on the economy by 20 points 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Let's check in on some headlines!

 

Fuck the Economist.

[Js1 85258]

4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

I know it is.  But it is not immune from herding because they have a reputation and don't want to be wildly wrong.  

Calling this a tossup and every state is Harris +1 to Trump +1 just means you can say "it could have gone either way!!!!!!" 

The 7 swing states are not going to be 0-1 point races when all is said and done. 

[immamac 42832]

Just now, Js1 said:

I know it is.  But it is not immune from herding because they have a reputation and don't want to be wildly wrong.  

Calling this a tossup and every state is Harris +1 to Trump +1 just means you can say "it could have gone either way!!!!!!" 

The 7 swing states are not going to be 0-1 point races when all is said and done. 

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

[henrygandorf 29189]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Huh, I thought sushi said he was beating her on the economy by 20 points 

 

weird. i thought transgender treatment of prisoners was the #1 topic. oh well, back to watch literally any sport on any channel at any time of the day.

[InkaUtexas 25855]

Trump just spoke live from a Garbage truck.

He is off to visit Favre ang get his endoresement. Yeah, that is not someone I would see as a role model.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

weird. i thought transgender treatment of prisoners was the #1 topic. oh well, back to watch literally any sport on any channel at any time of the day.

Live from Karachi, the 1978 Test Match between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Just now, immamac said:

I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

Prepare to be disappointed.  Somehow Florida and Ohio went MAGA and never looked back.  I hope I’m wrong.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[Tuco 5076]

57 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

CNN just reported Craig James has killed five hookers…..

Has anyone checked on the former first lady recently? 

[TexasEd 8066]

9 hours ago, locodos said:

congressional boundaries have to be simple geometric shapes comprised of straight lines with fewer than 6 sides.

 

6 to 8 sides but a side can follow a river, county boundary, major road, etc.

[mdmost 42997]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

[RabidM 2666]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

He will uphold the true results, but he's still a POS. He won't help steal an election after the results are in, but he has no problem implementing rules that hurt minority turnout.  He's still willing to put his finger on the scale for his side, but not corrupt to the point of faking election results.  We're still lucky he won his primary. The other person would have been a true Trump cultist.  

[henrygandorf 29189]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Trump just spoke live from a Garbage truck.

He is off to visit Favre ang get his endoresement. Yeah, that is not someone I would see as a role model.

Live from Karachi, the 1978 Test Match between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

[RabidM 2666]

FL keeps getting more red.  They have made big strides with the Latino vote by equating democrats to Cuban socialism.  We'll see if they pay a price for the racist MSG shit though. 1.2 million Puerto Ricans and over 500k Hatians in Florida...

[chainsaw 9850]

1k pages

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[chainsaw 9850]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ohio is a lost cause. But we don't know shit about fuck

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

pictures of hot chicks(and dudes) are always allowed. 

Had your eyes opened in key west huh 

[South Austin 52431]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Ohio is a lost cause. 

Ohio could turn as blue as my balls on prom night and it would still be a lost cause.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

1k pages

 

[chainsaw 9850]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Kind of shocked it has been this active

[wood 11225]

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Do the Amish have government IDs that would allow them to vote?  (Genuinely asking)

I do, but I'm not sure my cousins Mose or Dwight do.