2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[aggie08 20212]

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Hindu vote getting locked up for Trump

I see we've reached the "time for someone else to write your tweets, sir" stage of the election.

[Valmy77 12519]

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Damn. That's harsh.

[CTC2 2626]

Red Hat friend of mine has a new grand baby. He mentioned that he was going with his daughter to get the baby some shots. I asked him what he thought about the chairman of Trump campaign being on tv last night talking about revoking vaccine approval and putting the guy with a worm in his brain in charge of it. 
His response was “why do you make everything  political?”  
 

[CTC2 2626]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Sounds like you need to get a new wife, mistress and friends. 

[Valmy77 12519]

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

His response was “why do you make everything  political?”  

Oh how I wish vaccines were not political.

Hell I fondly remember hating Donald Trump used to a be a non-political stance many of my right wing friends shared.

Edited 6 hours ago by Valmy77

[smokebomb 347]

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If abortions aren't legal, she has an excuse of getting pregnant and locking you in. 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by smokebomb

[HenryJames 64906]

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

“why do you make everything  political?”  

[texasdago 7376]

26 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Hey... this was me in 2016 with Hillary.  Straight ticket, no questions asked R prior to that.  Now... blue wave, baby!

[Brisketexan 103148]

7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

Edited 6 hours ago by Brisketexan

[Hollywood 248]

26 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

[texasdago 7376]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

Is the lady on the left suffering from arthritis and is struggling with the WP sign?

[Rex Kramer 1171]

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How do I tell my wife and family that I voted against a fascist dictator in America??

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

[HenryJames 64906]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

[Upgrayedd 5743]

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!).  She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people.

Me- “Not sure what you are referring to.  San Diegans are pretty chill.”  (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”)

Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.”

Me - “It’s an issue for sure.  They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California.  Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.”

/record scratch 

[Valmy77 12519]

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

It was funnier thinking you had this hardcore MAGA mistress.

[Guadaloopy 10757]

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Went on a Salmon fishing day-trip in AK back in September, the week after Walz had been named as Harris' running mate.  There were six of us on the boat - the female guide/boat captain, my Dad and me, a couple in their late 60's from San Antonio, and a 90-yr-old codger from MA who liked to talk.  At some point in conversation, it came up that I was retired military, which apparently gave the codger the green light to ask a bunch of strangers what we all though of Walz's military service.  You could tell he expected the "hurr-durr stolen valor" answer, but before I could open my mouth to tell him to fuck off as politely as possible, the lady from SA piped up with "this boat is too small to have conversations like that."  The topic changed and the rest of the trip was great.

[Pancho 41825]

[locodos 5147]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

This is the waking nightmare of servers everywhere!

[Kyrie Eleison 9248]

12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

[Rex Kramer 1171]

8 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Sounds like you need to get a new wife, mistress and friends. 

Nah. I’ll never be that political. 

[Chewbacca 7612]

13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If this is all real and not a shitpost, I feel for you. Not a fun situation.

[Post Oak 20068]

5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

Honestly, I'm a little disappointed to find out you were joking. 

 

[F250 28380]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

WTF is Kalashi

 

[Jatrain 284]

Just dropped off a ballot in AZ.  Had to walk through a phalanx of Trump supporters tailgating the parking with flags flying.  Fucking sad and pathetic. 

[Chewbacca 7612]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I need to watch the White Lotus again.  Both for Jennifer Coolidge as well as Aubrey.

[Pancho 41825]

 

[The Dog 42745]

 

[Rex Kramer 1171]

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

If this is all real and not a shitpost, I feel for you. Not a fun situation.

Cmon Nancy. I’m not telling either one of them shit. No Ragrets. That’s my credo!

[Gil Bang 25510]

7 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!).  She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people.

Me- “Not sure what you are referring to.  San Diegans are pretty chill.”  (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”)

Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.”

Me - “It’s an issue for sure.  They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California.  Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.”

/record scratch 

Oh yeah...Del Mar homeless.  

 

(I've never seen a homeless person in Del Mar).

Also, there's a plainwrap 747 parked at SAN.  Transported horses from Dubai for the Breeder's. 

[Underdog 27966]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Valmy77 12519]

4 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Just dropped off a ballot in AZ.  Had to walk through a phalanx of Trump supporters tailgating the parking with flags flying.  Fucking sad and pathetic. 

Weirdly I have seen none of this in central Texas this year. It was all over the place in 2020.

[dcbc 14180]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

 

I agree.  But are we kink shaming now?

[Js1 82369]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Not happening.

[Valmy77 12519]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well that's not good for my copium

[wildcat09 28387]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Not a chance in hell Trump wins the popular vote.

[tx ind 6828]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

4,1,2,3

going to go throw up now

[hobbes2702 12481]

35 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

You can’t talk to your wife about how you voted? Sounds like a real healthy relationship 

[Aqua Buddha 13897]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Even, look up.  Look at me in the eyes.  Right here.....

Fuck you, you incel pussy.  Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

[dcbc 14180]

12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

YGIFS approved meme.

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

[Valmy77 12519]

Just like the last election following the polls is an endless series of this bit from the Simpsons:

[Js1 82369]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well that's not good for my copium

Even entertaining him winning the popular vote is a waste of your time. 

Don't waste your time on that, because it's too stupid to talk anyone down from. 

[Firemans4Horn 16853]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

.

[locodos 5147]

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

4,1,2,3

going to go throw up now

[South Austin 51411]

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That's where you're doing it wrong.  Tell your wife you voted for Kamala and the odds are very high that she'll give you your first blowjob in years.

 

25 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

I see.  Well, tell her anyway and maybe she'll peg you.  We won't judge.

[Dahobbs 17089]

29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any idea why AZ and NV are lagging on % of women?

Unlike most places, Nevada actually has a slight majority of men. The voting population tends to be essentially evenly split. a 2% edge for women would be pretty big if true and if it holds. 

[Underdog 27966]

That’s actually an improvement. 

[jimmyjazz 45055]

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

Well, if we're being technical, he wouldn't exist otherwise.

[Brandywine 1288]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

The only ones cheating and working to steal an election is Trump and his MAGA buddies. Period!

[dcbc 14180]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That's terrifying.