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Posted (edited)
Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"...big, black, boogie, fakin', shakin', shuckin' and jivin' jobs..."

 

little black bootys ???

im hiring !

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Posted
3 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yeah half the shows on espn have copied the format of 4 or 5 people talking over each other about whatever topic they have blown completely out of proportion that day.

I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure ESPN pioneered that shit, the way MTV popularized 'reality' tv. Fuck 'em both.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the conservative in me is going to disagree. I think bargained-for wages and benefits are a better outcome, but giving labor collective bargaining and strike ability is essential to that.  And government needs to be involved to insure that the bigger picture is kept in mind in addition to the narrow interests of the parties to the negotiation.

They aren't mutually exclusive though.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure ESPN pioneered that shit, the way MTV popularized 'reality' tv. Fuck 'em both.

 

they changed the world forever ….

 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the black jobs !!!!

I like how even Trump realized that he worded that terribly and tried to correct but only made it worse.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Wives lie to their husbands about the guys they slept with and their shopping habits among other things so yeah, who they vote for is a pretty small lie. 

There's a yougov poll - 1 in 8 wives say they have in the past lied to their husband about who they voted for or without telling them, and 1 in 10 husbands do the same.  

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From the Atlantic article:

At the end of June, in the afterglow of a debate performance that would ultimately prompt President Joe Biden to end his campaign for reelection, Donald Trump startled his aides by announcing that he’d come up with a new nickname for his opponent.

“The guy’s a retard. He’s retarded. I think that’s what I’ll start calling him,” Trump declared aboard his campaign plane, en route to a rally that evening, according to three people who heard him make the remarks: “Retarded Joe Biden.”

The staffers present—and, within hours, others who’d heard about the epithet secondhand—pleaded with Trump not to say this publicly. They warned him that it would antagonize the moderate voters who’d been breaking in their direction, while engendering sympathy for a politician who, at that moment, was the subject of widespread ridicule. As Trump demurred, musing that he might debut the nickname at that night’s event, his staffers puzzled over the timing. Biden was on the ropes. Polls showed Trump jumping out to the biggest lead he’d enjoyed in any of his three campaigns for the presidency. Everything was going right for the Republican Party and its nominee. Why would he jeopardize that for the sake of slinging a juvenile insult? (A campaign spokesperson, Steven Cheung, said the nickname “was never discussed and this is materially false.”)

He turned a mob loose on the Capitol.

He stole and distributed state secrets.

He pressured a foreign leader to help him defame a political opponent.

He is a constant liar.

He is an idiot.

But if he says "retard" it's all over for him.

 

Idiot World

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He turned a mob loose on the Capitol.

He stole and distributed state secrets.

He pressured a foreign leader to help him defame a political opponent.

He is a constant liar.

He is an idiot.

But if he says "retard" it's all over for him.

 

Idiot World

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Posted
2 hours ago, Homercles said:

There’s an episode of MST3k called Boggy Creek 2, filmed in Arkansas probably mid-90’s.  There’s a scene where the protagonists go into some general store and half the riffs sound familiar today:

”it’s the welfare moms sucking us dry”

”liberal!”

”want to contribute to our fund for the war against northern aggression?”

”want this on your klan account?”

Those deplorables have always been there, they just finally had a public figure that ‘made it ok’ to say the quiet parts out loud.  

Those bolded two were said to fuck with the cameraman.

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Posted
51 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

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Just now, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

He doesn’t understand the concept of wives not being honest to their benefactor. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, wood said:

Like so many of these chicks, she looked eleventy bazillion times better before the work.

Neither of those pics show "before the work", just different stages.

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1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

I'd take that bet. She's just as bad as he is and I'm sure feels the same about Kamala as he does. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He doesn’t understand the concept of wives not being honest to their benefactor. 

Hell, he doesn't even understand cause and effect

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Posted
Just now, Mo Horn said:

I'd take that bet. She's just as bad as he is and I'm sure feels the same about Kamala as he does. 

Just as bad, yes, but she hates him more then she hates Kamala. Ultimately, I think she just wants to be left the hell alone at this point. She wants no part of 1st lady duties or the white house.  Hell, I think him in prison is her best case scenario.

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6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

This is the Julia Roberts ad that's making Don's head explode. Love the simplicity. 

 

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Posted (edited)

There's a shocking lack of Lea Seydoux in this thread. Blue Is The Warmest Color if you've never seen it, get on it. 

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Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tell my white brother and Puerto Rican SIL they are racist for voting for Trump.   I just call them stupid

Okay. So you say they are "stupid" but not racist.  Then how about enablers of racist mass deportation.  Is that better?

Sorry, but times up for excuses and apologia. Democracy, however imperfect, is at stake. 

For the record, my brother and I hardly ever talk or text (except when UT is stomping OU) anymore.

-- That's because's he's Houston Oil & Gas MAGA bro and I'm not. Says his vote for Trump is all about O&G for America. BS. This makes me very sad.

-- But, I refuse to normalize or sanction those views from any friends/family ... when they look away and ignore the sheer destruction of democracy by Trump-MAGA..

-- In 2016, maybe. Not anymore. 

I simply do not allow MAGA-GQP-Trump supporters in my life ... for the same reason I do not allow Nazis or skinhead punkers.

I am sad about the situation with my brother, but I am overall happier because I am doing the right thing -- to stay sane in an insane world. 

As I posted a couple of days ago: 

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3 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

-- That's because's he's Houston Oil & Gas MAGA bro and I'm not. Says his vote for Trump is all about O&G for America. BS. This makes me very sad.

 

You ever ask him how Trump is going to cut gas prices and energy prices in half?  And how that is good for American o&g?

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16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

No she won’t. She’s a piece of shit too.

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You ever ask him how Trump is going to cut gas prices and energy prices in half?  And how that is good for American o&g?

Not sure about ND or Cali or the various other areas, but the crude in Texas is expensive to get out of the ground and to refine. It doesn’t take much of a drop to shut down the whole industry here. Anyone who has been alive in the past half century should understand this. Yet here we are

 

edit other than refining, obviously 

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Posted
1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Green Party voters are highly online and that would have high visibility among her voters, and would certainly move a chunk of them. Many, probably the majority, would ignore it and say she sold out. It would still net Harris votes though.

I dunno. I know one Stein voter and he's an impossibly smug individual addicted to counter-productive quests for perfection.

I keep him around because he's spent money on stuff I sell./GoblinLife

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Posted
18 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Neither of those pics show "before the work", just different stages.

OK, well then she looked better with less work than she did with more. The more work they get done, the worse they typically look. It's so sad.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Not sure about ND or Cali or the various other areas, but the crude in Texas is expensive to get out of the ground and to refine. It doesn’t take much of a drop to shut down the whole industry here. Anyone who has been alive in the past half century should understand this. Yet here we are

 

edit other than refining, obviously 

Exactly. Hence the boom and bust nature of the industry in Texas. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

an impossibly smug individual addicted to counter-productive quests for perfection

New motto for myself?

6 minutes ago, wood said:

OK, well then she looked better with less work than she did with more. The more work they get done, the worse they typically look. It's so sad.

In her case, I disagree.  She was a goblin before. 

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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, F250 said:

Oh okay.

I was married to a full Irish woman for over twenty years so I am fully prepared to explain the Irish-American experience to my kids. Lulz no, I don't understand it but I just teach my kids to be proud and embrace their heritage that I don't really understand.

 

So ...

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Ever been blackout drunk tho?

 

Well the boy voted on Wednesday...  just heard about it today.  He said the line was 30mins long.  He voted on campus, all college kids in his line...  Doesn't matter cause' Floriduh

13 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah that happened in late August, but I hadn't seen it 'til now. Like I said before, the IAFF leadership are pussies, but we in the membership know wtf is up. So got damn proud of my IAFF sisters and brothers ... from Boston.

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Oldie but a goodie... from 8 months ago

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They have crazy people in France too.

It's all the ennui, drives them nuts!

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Posted
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ivanka-Trump

daddy trump was banging picture perfect 14 yo’s by the private jet load and she was being held to that standard 

poor girl had no choice but to go plastic, early and often to stay in her father’s favor 

there’s no way in hell that trump is left alone with any of the granddaughters 



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