2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Born to Run 6569]

59 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Well to be fair after all the immigrants get deported someone is going to have to pick the lettuce and do the roofing and subcontracting jobs

Granny get your roofing nail gun!

[Macanudo 12975]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Love her. Great reason to watch Lupin. But let’s not forget her French Algerian co-star, Shirine Boutella:






Yep.

See, I’m telling y’all, French women be where it’s at.

Let's be fair.

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'd love to be there when Little Johnny tells his parents why he needs a new phone.....

[Underdog 28545]

53 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

NSFW:

Spoiler

 

[Red Five 40827]

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

[tx 3 putt 76868]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'd love to be there when Little Johnny tells his parents why he needs a new phone.....

 

apple care !

[BamaATL 16593]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Love her. Great reason to watch Lupin. But let’s not forget her French Algerian co-star, Shirine Boutella:






Yep.

See, I’m telling y’all, French women be where it’s at.

Yeah, but they seem real bitchy when I try to take them on a date for a croissan'wich.  Here I am, going out of my way to be culturally inclusive in a genuine effort to score some fine trim, and they get offended by my efforts.  

[NAVY 6740]

Choose your fighter! Behold, the talented and beautiful Emma Stone 

[Brisketexan 105057]

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

Dude. These are guys who are represented by SUPER MEGA ALPHA MALES who do things like…jam a dildo up their ads live on the air to prove how may they are, and preach that to be a real man, you need to have male friends who will jerk you off. I’m not making those up, they are legit true.
The Right has the most broken fucking brains on this planet.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

“Fellas, is it gay to bang the most popular woman on the planet?”

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Another angle of Kelce 

 

[speed817 19253]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Fellas, is it gay to bang the most popular woman on the planet?”

I'll have to test that out myself.....

[Xminus6 790]

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

To each his own, but it seems having someone who supports that level of hate and sexual violence towards women watching your daughter would be like having someone who shows tendencies of pyromania watching your house. 

Luckily neither my parents nor in laws support that so I don't have that close of a connection to it, but man it would make it tough. I have some brother and sister-in-laws neither I nor my wife would trust with them now if they were still young minors. 

I think there are still, believe it or not, a lot of uninformed voters out there who just vote by habit. It’s inconceivable to most of us that people can not understand how awful he is but I think a lot of his voters just get small sound bites of information about grocery prices and that’s it. That’s all they know about the election. If gas prices were still high they’d just vote against the incumbent.

[Underdog 28545]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude. These are guys who are represented by SUPER MEGA ALPHA MALES who do things like…jam a dildo up their ads live on the air to prove how may they are, and preach that to be a real man, you need to have male friends who will jerk you off. I’m not making those up, they are legit true.
The Right has the most broken fucking brains on this planet.

These are the type of fellas who wish they were at PSU during the Sandusky era. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Penn State frat bros have to be bigger virgins than cyber truck owners. 

[Hank Kingsley 20904]

Add heterosexual sex to the list of what we get in the National Divorce. 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26434]

 

44 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

LBJ thought we would lose whites for a generation in the Democratic Party for letting blacks be an equal part of America. 

He was wrong, a huge section of wide America ran from the Democratic Party forever because of racism. Look at the current GOP and tell me that racism isn’t one of the largest motivators of that party.   Now, tell me you didn’t see the GOP move from daddy Bush and Willie Horton to the southern strategy to Reagan in Philadelphia Mississippi talking about states rights, to the overwhelming move of the old confederacy to the GOP, and tell me they were all more concerned about a host of other issues that were equal motivators to your as-yet-explained reasons. 

 

34 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Please go back and take a look at when there was a Democratic president in the White House, how often they controlled both houses of Congress. You come off like a simpleton who has no comprehension about how politics work. 

edit - your first post on this subject where you interchanged the use of "signed" and "implemented" is the giveaway that you are either trying to purposely mislead people due to a personal agenda, or you're genuinely confused about how law and politics interact. 

I can't decide what's a more on-brand behavior of progressive Democrats towards people who are culturally middle and working class: assuming we don't trust them anymore because we need a political history lesson about the civil rights era or accusing us of bad faith, rooted in either hidden agendas or personal confusion/ignorance. 

Speaking on. behalf of every American who has ever had the rent for a shirt with their name embroidered on it deducted from their wages, you seem to have missed the point. 

Edited November 2 by Bozo_Casanova

[Bullneck 19070]

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another angle of Kelce 

 

"Dad, I need a new phone."

"Son, you went up to a known celebrity who played a violent sport and is 6'3"/275 and called his also celebrity brother a f****t?  You're lucky all he broke was your phone."

[G650 14229]

Y'all motherfuckers calm down on all the friendly fire in here. You are both right.

Edited November 2 by G650
Fuck turnip

[SydneyCarton 48054]

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'm not entirely sure that I know who Jill Stein is. Color me skeptical that any of the undecideds do. Anyone pulling the lever for her is just an Anastasis-level both-sides edgelord who was always going to find someone to dump their protest vote on.

That is a hell of a thing to say about Chainsaw and his candidate, sir. 

[tx 3 putt 76868]

16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Fellas, is it gay to bang the most popular woman on the planet?”

 

when i was in that situation in the past, it was 100% not gay 

[hornmpa96 2618]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Dad, I need a new phone."

"Son, you went up to a known celebrity who played a violent sport and is 6'3"/275 and called his also celebrity brother a f****t?  You're lucky all he broke was your phone."

The only thing that makes that clip better is Kelce throwing a few Benjamins on the ground for the kids next phone.

[wood 11225]

That kid is lucky Kelce didn't break him in two. Calling his brother a f*****t, and just continuing to talk shit. Bold strategy, dipshit.

Now, about Trump blowing his mic stand last night, here's the 3 minutes leading up to it. My kid showed it to me and I figured I'd gain some kind of context. Nope. It's just 3 minutes of him repetitively ranting like a child about the height of the stand, or something, calling the crew stupid over and over, and then he does his thing.

It does provide some context about the crowd's response though. Seems to me like they're laughing at him, not with him.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/02/politics/video/trump-microphone-rally-technical-difficulties-milwaukee-digvid

Edited November 2 by wood

[Chopper 17230]

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

 

I can't decide what's a more on-brand behavior of progressive Democrats towards people who are culturally middle and working class: assuming we don't trust them anymore because we need a political history lesson about the civil rights era or accusing us of bad faith, rooted in either hidden agendas or personal confusion/ignorance. 

Speaking on. behalf of every American who has ever had the rent for a shirt with their name embroidered on it deducted from their wages, you seem to have missed the point. 

I appreciate your wordy approach to identity politics. 

With love,

from someone who's worked for less than minimum wage and been forced to share my tips, someone who's worked one job for free while doing a second that was career-oriented, and someone who's thankful for going to college before republicans took an axe to funding for state colleges and universities. 

[sidis 9823]

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Love her. Great reason to watch Lupin. But let’s not forget her French Algerian co-star, Shirine Boutella:

ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.

melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.

but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.

as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

Edited November 2 by sidis

[SydneyCarton 48054]

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'd love to be there when Little Johnny tells his parents why he needs a new phone.....

Somehow this will end up in a lawsuit. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

when i was in that situation in the past, it was 100% not gay 

Congrats on hitting Susan Boyle. 

[Mo Horn 8824]

Love that Dotard is wasting his time with a rally in Virginia the weekend before election day. He's not winning that state. 

[Hermanator 7032]

12 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

The only thing that makes that clip better is Kelce throwing a few Benjamins on the ground for the kids next phone.

[Haphap 741]

 

[mchookem 16321]

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "the blunderer" which is a notables comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

mon ami, tu pense a Three's Company. Seinfeld etait du rien.

[Hank Kingsley 20904]

1 minute ago, Haphap said:

 

[Pancho 44694]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26434]

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I appreciate your wordy approach to identity politics. 

With love,

from someone who's worked for less than minimum wage and been forced to share my tips, someone who's worked one job for free while doing a second that was career-oriented, and someone who's thankful for going to college before republicans took an axe to funding for state colleges and universities. 

And look at you now!

[G650 14229]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

At first I was like damn. Then I saw Rasmussen and I was like alright alright

[texas08 1599]

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

[jimmyjazz 45881]

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

That's because you're a libtard.

[Bozo_Casanova 26434]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

your first post on this subject where you interchanged the use of "signed" and "implemented" is the giveaway that

Oh and by the way- they are not “interchanged.” Using them both is a “giveaway” that I know what the fuck I’m talking about and referring to a crucial distinction, ie the laws that were passed and the way that programs were deployed and managed. 
Way to defend the party, though. You should go on a speaking tour.

Edited November 2 by Bozo_Casanova

[NAVY 6740]

Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil 

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

I can’t wait for the lawsuit.  Good luck with a jury anywhere in PA.

[Satchel 6925]

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

Kielce was right not to jeopardize his multi million dollar deal over some kid. 
Toxic fragility masquerading as bro masculinity. It’s a Maga thing.

[Hermanator 7032]

23 minutes ago, wood said:

Now, about Trump blowing his mic stand last night, here's the 3 minutes leading up to it. My kid showed it to me and I figured I'd gain some kind of context. Nope. It's just 3 minutes of him repetitively ranting like a child about the height of the stand, or something, calling the crew stupid over and over, and then he does his thing. It does provide some context about the crowd's response though.

Seems to me like they're laughing at him, not with him.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/02/politics/video/trump-microphone-rally-technical-difficulties-milwaukee-digvid

"Sir, we're in Wisconsin. It's a state as have to win. These are mostly white, socially conservative working class people who believe in family values. Please stay on topic today"

"Sure thing, I'll just go up there and pretend the mic stand is a big cock and suck it"

[jimmyjazz 45881]

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Congrats on hitting Susan Boyle. 

I'm ashamed I got that reference.

[RDCanecutter 26379]

30 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Dad, I need a new phone."

"Son, you went up to a known celebrity who played a violent sport and is 6'3"/275 and called his also celebrity brother a f****t?  You're lucky all he broke was your phone."

That might be what the kid's grandad would say. I suspect his dad would give him anything he wants, after going out to the truck in his Oakleys to make a video about it.

[Bozo_Casanova 26434]

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil 

For once, an incredibly accurate headline on Fox News.

[tx 3 putt 76868]

18 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 

[tx 3 putt 76868]

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

 

[Michael Knight 12976]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

 

And that guy still doesn’t understand does he

[F250 28764]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How much of that was worrying about the effect on the election versus being opposed to the actual strike?

Same same.