2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[SaucyJack 3473]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Can we stop the traditional rite of Democrat self-flagellation for a few days?

Yeah Clinton fucked up the party and they became a right wing party, we know this. But the tide has turned, we are getting this shitshow back on the road. But never forget it is the common people who make this country work. We must be uncompromising in pursuing their interests, and that includes minority groups of all stripes.

Everything else comes second.

Nah,  all these former repubs talking demo shit is funny as hell.

[Pato del Muerto 52118]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

I know we feel the same way in here, but why is this so difficult for so many?

[Gatorubet 29791]

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Choose your fighter! Behold, the talented and beautiful Emma Stone 

I personally am a fan of furious jumping.

[Dnaguy 11599]

34 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 

Eskimo brother with a president…???…

[Surly Bevo 24609]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Paul knows shit.

[Red Five 40455]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I know we feel the same way in here, but why is this so difficult for so many?

When you hear it said out loud it's actually funny. Like "I don't want Jared from Subway as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. Here's why. For starters, he said his goal is to go 0-12 every year. I don't think this would be a good thing. Also....."

[Chopper 16697]

the guy who purchased The Onion

 

[Francisco 2.0 32226]

 

 

 

[honolulu horn 6156]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m not sure what will happen Tuesday. Obviously I want Harris to win and I’m cautiously optimistic that she will. Regardless though, her campaign has been run about as good as she could possibly hope.

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

[Chopper 16697]

16 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Nah,  all these former repubs talking demo shit is funny as hell.

I had no idea. Explains a lot. Anyway, end of.

[NAVY 6709]

Courage, honor, integrity and intelligence: 

I teach at Texas. Ya feel me? We got work to do

[Blotto 23293]

6 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

 

Back in the day I'd watch French news almost daily for my Melissa here and didn't understand a single thing

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

 

[HenryJames 65567]

Just now, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

 

Good on her for saving that dude from Auschwitz.

[chainsaw 9668]

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

 

Ozempic worked wonders for that kid from Mighty Ducks

[Macanudo 12798]

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

 

Baby arm?

[NAVY 6709]

Pull your shit together mofos!  When the rain washes you clean you’ll know 

 

Edited Saturday at 09:07 PM by NAVY

[Bullneck 18781]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For once, an incredibly accurate headline on Fox News.

Pos rep, and thank you for not expanding on whatever the fuck you’ve been talking about the last three pages.

(Edit: fixed some voice dictation weirdness)

Edited Saturday at 09:42 PM by Bullneck

[Nivek 16691]

3 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Okay. So you say they are "stupid" but not racist.  Then how about enablers of racist mass deportation.  Is that better?

 

Look, it is obvious if one is either a racist or xenophobic, then they are voting R.  But not all of them are.  Sure the Trump train is predicated on xenophobia and they are fundamentally un-American.   But some of their supporters are just fundamentally stupid and/or uninformed which is a product of their social group and our stupid system which allowed unrestricted propaganda and lies to disguise itself as NEWS for decades.   

[heso 2613]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

Rich frat boys of the Republican Party logic: democrats support gays > Taylor swift endorsed Harris > Kelce didn’t beat her > Kelce is gay. 

[The Dog 43491]

 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

[F250 28544]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

I feel like I need some Pepto Bismal after looking at that photo.

[aggie08 20488]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Yo Iowa, you got that good shit?

[SizzleChest 8260]

21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

 

[BamaATL 16289]

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

[Hank Kingsley 20153]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

[aggie08 20488]

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Edited Saturday at 09:20 PM by aggie08

[Macanudo 12798]

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

South Austin's mom promised she would never tell.  

[Hank Kingsley 20153]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

 

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Edited Saturday at 09:23 PM by Hank Kingsley

[BamaATL 16289]

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

[Hank Kingsley 20153]

She's fantastic and wheelhouse for me. No jokes. 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14260]

15 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Do I have to do all the work here?  She also turned 51 this year.

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 103657]

ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.
melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.
but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.
as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

You are quite correct - my happy, happy error.
Vive la difference.

[wood 10966]

21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

 

[G650 13335]

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

So about that time, I was engaged to a girl named Monica. You can imagine the jokes.

[Brisketexan 103657]

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.



Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

[Chopper 16697]

fwiw good thing they're going to lose

[The Dog 43491]

 

[Huckleberry 32417]

8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Do I have to do all the work here?  She also turned 51 this year.

 

 

 

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[Bozo_Casanova 25910]

57 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

She’s done great. If this goes the wrong way it will be because we don’t deserve better.

 

Edited Saturday at 09:45 PM by Bozo_Casanova

[Bullneck 18781]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[elfenix 34129]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

 

[Js1 83686]

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Not Selzer so don’t care 

[Macanudo 12798]

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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There is no wrong answer here.

[Chopper 16697]

[David Dennison 17804]

So Kamala's losing again or what?

[nolongerU2horn 725]

1 hour

 

 

[Hank_Hill 17911]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.



Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

There’s ones without tots?

[Pancho 43021]

Elon is a fucking idiot

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another angle of Kelce 

 

Props for strolling down the street with 12-pack box of brews.  Pro move.