2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[SydneyCarton 47486]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

If this is real uhhhh did  Elon just incentivize people to vote against Trump

How do you prove you voted?

[6th Street 6299]

 

Nice way to close 

 

[Surly Bevo 24608]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

With a sticker of course 😎

Probably deeper vetting than Elmo did of his get out the vote crews...

[Macanudo 12798]

Just now, 6th Street said:

 

Nice way to close 

 

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

[Royalfan5 2285]

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

FWIW, Dyersville has a good brewery and Whitewater Canyon is cool if you ever find yourself needing to kill time around there in the future.

I’m sure we will go back through area again as the wife and I really enjoyed it. (Probably more delighted by the funicular than we should have been) 

[Kel Varnsen 8327]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I'm still waiting for my check from Bill Gates for all those emails I forwarded to my contacts back in the day.

[Gatorubet 29791]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Yeah, because everyone knows how much he trolls and how much shit he talks.  So, of course Puerto Ricans think he's just trolling them, while MAGA thinks it's some massive opportunity to re-visit "deplorables".

It's not 2016 any more, you stupid fucks.

[immamac 41751]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/politics/elections/texas-check-ballot-counted-status/287-08daf8ac-123a-45f1-8806-5f121c0f303c

Texas makes it pretty easy. 

[Valmy77 12817]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Elon, I already voted against Trump. You don't have to bribe me.

[Biff Tannen 45228]

Yeah, “I will pay you to make him lose” doesn’t seem like the flex he thinks it is. 

[G650 13335]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If this is real uhhhh did  Elon just incentivize people to vote against Trump

Yes

[Willfully Horn 7892]

25 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

the Field of Dreams was pretty meh

Negged

[Hank_Hill 17911]

43 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Those flights still like $70 round trip? You telling me a happy hour trip to Oahu ain't worth it?

$130. Gyatdern bidenomics!!

[Surly Bevo 24608]

I mean WE all know that Elmo is full of shit and isn't paying anybody anything, but do the stupid people who hang on his words know it???

[Dahobbs 17255]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So he learned nothing from his Twitter offer. Good to know. Sounds like this will end up being an interesting class action. 

[HenryJames 65567]

[Tuco 5056]

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If this is real uhhhh did  Elon just incentivize people to vote against Trump

Yep.  

[aggie08 20488]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, “I will pay you to make him lose” doesn’t seem like the flex he thinks it is. 

But you see, if 81M people supposedly vote for Kamala, but only 5M make an effort to hold Elon to his word, then it's undeniable proof of fraud. 

3D chess, peasants.

[Gap03 3193]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

I got you, fam:

Elections

Just look up the Nov. 5 General Election, pick the applicable County / date, and you can confirm your vote was recorded.  Elon probably didn't know that you can easily prove that you voted when he posted that, though.

[Francisco 2.0 32226]

 

 

 

[Sawbonz 26904]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

[Surly Bevo 24608]

I mean it's fun and all but a quick check of Elmo's timeline does not show that tweet there, so fake or deleted.  Either way I now have to go take a shower.

[achooloco 963]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

Forest Hills!

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

Fuck you pay me, rocketboi.

[Goredho 17181]

15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

About when Lara Loomer started transitioning into Lady Gaga.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13485]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

[wood 10966]

20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

Nice way to close 

 

Will Uma be there?

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/politics/elections/texas-check-ballot-counted-status/287-08daf8ac-123a-45f1-8806-5f121c0f303c

Texas makes it pretty easy. 

I went to this link:

https://earlyvoting.texas-election.com/Elections/getElectionEVDates.do

Selected the day I early-voted in the first dropdown and my county in the second dropdown box.  Hitting submit downloads the spreadsheet and you can search for your name.  I'm in there.  Elmo owes me big bucks.

[LTbear 4082]

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

In Montana you can look up your voter info online, included that your ballot has been received and accepted. Better believe I'll be hitting Elon up later next week.

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Even happier now that WA keeps a record of my vote being counted. 

[Underdog 28231]

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean it's fun and all but a quick check of Elmo's timeline does not show that tweet there, so fake or deleted.  Either way I now have to go take a shower.

I'll loofah your stretch marks. 

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

[Dahobbs 17255]

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I tried to find this and cannot. I was going to accept his offer. 

[tx ind 6904]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I feel like Gray's Papaya would be a suitable substitute and a big win for you.

Papaya King for life, fight me 

[Js1 83685]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

[F250 28544]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'll loofah your stretch marks. 

[heso 2613]

Well shit.

[Michael Knight 12725]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Josh Shapiro? Sorry you got snubbed for VP

[SydneyCarton 47486]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

I knew Fetterman posted here. 

[G650 13335]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Good man. Ive been on hopium withdrawal this afternoon

[Born to Run 6364]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

the chili's in encino is 8.5mi away and is on postmates.

this changes everything.

Don't wheeze the juice Mr Stoney, no wheezing the juice!

[SizzleChest 8260]

41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

You FedEx a stool sample to this genius.

[TexasHooch 5088]

37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

My first thought was Marilyn Manson.

Just a bad picture though.  I don't think she's changed much, really.

 

[Born to Run 6364]

40 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

Forever ago, movie crossover to boost attention, wild outfits. All we lack is coffee table book for Todd Snider to casually check out.

[henrygandorf 28916]

bitecofer longcats her analysis. 

here’s the punchline:

 

[Born to Run 6364]

41 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Saw a dude with a "Dark Maga" shirt on yesterday with trump having the lazer eyes.  They even grift and steal our memes. Unfunny, Uncreative dork ass losers.

[GenXer 2556]

This page is amazing. We got:

Manure talk

NYE at olive garden in times square discussion 

A movement to eat at chili’s

Report on the ham planet / hoverround lifeboat situation

Pics of columbus ohio early voting line

Speculation on the number of available post-election divorcees

Theoretical travel itinerary for witherspoon

Interview with garbage bag wearing magas

Never change, surly. Never change.

[tx 3 putt 75570]

10 mins away baby !!!

[Aqua Buddha 14260]

13 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

Edited Sunday at 11:43 PM by The Ace of Aces