2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Red Five 40455]

All that rambling talk about Hannibal Lector and shooting journalists got them back in the spirit!

[Dahobbs 17255]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If it is what you say, I love it. 

[mdmost 42501]

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If you're right, we just might have to Venmo you some money so you can have a nice meal at Chili's. 

[Biff Tannen 45228]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

If it is what you say, I love it. 

Especially this summer?

I’ll be at 45th and Lamar if she wins. Sitting at the bar drunkenly yelling muledick!

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

Just now, mdmost said:

If you're right, we just might have to Venmo you some money so you can have a nice meal at Chili's. 

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

[wood 10967]

54 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So he learned nothing from his Twitter offer. Good to know. Sounds like this will end up being an interesting class action. 

If I thought it would bankrupt that POS, I'd jump into that suit, even if it meant I only got $1.

[SizzleChest 8260]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

[BamaATL 16289]

Sadly, I can't join in the Wednesday Chili's celebration.  I have a colonoscopy Thursday, and I don't think that would be appreciated.  However, less than one mile from where I am having the procedure there is, you guessed it, a Chili's.  I have already had my wife to commit to this for lunch Thursday.  

She is baffled as to why I would request this.  

[jimmyjazz 45213]

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

SIAP

Holy shit these people are apparently able to vote.  I continue to advocate an IQ test + citizenship as the minimum bar to clear to vote.

[mdmost 42501]

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

Edited Sunday at 11:53 PM by mdmost

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

Is the Sizzler still around? I bet there one up near Clarion, if anywhere 

[Aqua Buddha 14261]

9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

 

Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

[chainsaw 9668]

[honolulu horn 6156]

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Sadly, I can't join in the Wednesday Chili's celebration.  I have a colonoscopy Thursday, and I don't think that would be appreciated.  However, less than one mile from where I am having the procedure there is, you guessed it, a Chili's.  I have already had my wife to commit to this for lunch Thursday.  

She is baffled as to why I would request this.  

It's a Tuesday celebration, and even it it was a Wednesday celebration Chili's might just provide the colon blow you need anyway. 

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

Now? Yes. I’d wager they break for Kamala by about 80-85% now. 

It can’t be understated how big that Nazi rally was for self-own purposes. And his garbage truck thing made it even worse.

Note for future politicos: Doubling down on shaming an entire sect of people isn’t smart. 

Edited Sunday at 11:58 PM by The Ace of Aces

[wood 10967]

 

[Clintonaldo 2539]

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

[Underdog 28234]

29 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

You FedEx a stool sample to this genius.

I'll just send them my tighty whities and not only will they get a stool sample but also urine, blood, semen and a few unidentified body fluids. 

[aggie08 20488]

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Note for future politicos: Doubling down on shaming an entire sect of people isn’t smart. 

But you see, they were referencing Biden's comments on a podcast that literally no one saw--and most would be surprised to learn that Biden is still our President--so it was clever! 

#gopstrategery

[TexasHooch 5088]

4 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

Yep.  Stay away from the skillet queso and you're golden.

[DigglerontheHoof 20602]

JFC he's pathetic. 

[Ted Lange 15935]

5 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

When you tell the doc you just pounded an order of southwest egg rolls and Double Old Timer

[aggie08 20488]

6 minutes ago, wood said:

 

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

[Chopper 16702]

This is 3 hours old by now but it says a lot about oHIo

[Underdog 28234]

14 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

Does Red Lobster accept Chili's gift cards? 

[Gatorubet 29792]

17 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

[heso 2614]

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

100k of them are in Allentown alone which is now majority hispanic as of the last census. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9849]

Jonald.

[G650 13335]

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

[TexasHooch 5088]

23 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

Yeah, about that...

"On Monday, Harris will wrap up the campaign in Pennsylvania by holding rallies in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, followed by a concert in Allentown featuring rapper Fat Joe and a performance by Frankie Negron"

Where are these fellas from again?

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

Apologies. I didn’t read anything in here for sanity purposes. 

[SydneyCarton 47488]

11 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Good news motherfucker. We’re going to know by midnight eastern that you got your shit pushed. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

Biden should definitely go on Rogan tomorrow.

[Clintonaldo 2539]

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

Looks like I might be going to Chili’s twice in the same month. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Yeah, about that...

"On Monday, Harris will wrap up the campaign in Pennsylvania by holding rallies in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, followed by a concert in Allentown featuring rapper Fat Joe and a performance by Frankie Negron"

Where are these fellas from again?

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

[Goofyboy 3013]

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

Taco Bell has entered the chat.

[Bullneck 18781]

20 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is the Sizzler still around? I bet there one up near Clarion, if anywhere 

Do that and the doctor will sue you for malpractice.

 

2 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Taco Bell has entered the chat.

Edited yesterday at 12:14 AM by Bullneck

[TexasHooch 5088]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

Forget it, I'm rolling...

 

Puerto Rican ancestry.

[RDCanecutter 25998]

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

[immamac 41751]

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

[Biff Tannen 45228]

12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

Let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet. It’s Sunday. Lots of time left for people to do the wrong thing. 

[MrX 693]

So we’re partying at Chili’s on Wednesday?

[chainsaw 9668]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Trussville it is

[SydneyCarton 47488]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

I expect at least half a dozen of you Austin crew to hit the OG at 45th and Lamar and take pics. 

[RDCanecutter 25998]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Dude I've got one kidney and I don't wanna die.

[HOOKEM4 4949]

30 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

Welcome to the party Puerto Ricans. I have hated that cocksucker (not to hurt the feeling of the experts here as I am very heavily into whiskey In a deer blind) for years. The fact it took Tony calling them garbage is comical. Drump has been calling EVERYTHING garbage for years. Truth is, he is fucking garbage and we need to pull our asses out of the sand and just fight a tiny bit. Sounds like it could happen, but if it doesn't (it will), don't be like brisket and throw your shit in the air, grab it and fucking do something about it. 10000% peacefully. 

[BamaATL 16289]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Homewood, no question.  It is the birthplace of yours truly, and much like the North Korean leaders, the place of my birth is a sacred one.  I have graced it with a Chili's as told in the prophecy, just for you RD.  

[HOOKEM4 4949]

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Edited yesterday at 12:22 AM by HOOKEM4
Elon did this. Ousux

[Red Five 40455]

Looks like the closest one for SW Austin is Southpark Meadows. 

(haven't eaten at a Chili's in probably 25 years)

[Surly Bevo 24609]

I was feeling good until this Fat Joe stuff....bad juju, right @Helobious