2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Huckleberry 32,845]

I'm assuming @SydneyCarton will come join me at the Cypress Chili's to celebrate on Wednesday if things go well.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,175]

Hmmm, Rockwall or Wylie Chili's?

[RDCanecutter 26,379]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Homewood, no question.  It is the birthplace of yours truly, and much like the North Korean leaders, the place of my birth is a sacred one.  I have graced it with a Chili's as told in the prophecy, just for you RD.  

You a Brookwood Baby? I probably live in your old house. Tell me-- where did you bury the vintage action figures?

[aggie08 21,482]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Dude I've got one kidney and I don't wanna die.

Do you know how rare it is to die a hero?

[Okie State 3,804]

This thread is moving faster than a game thread. I can't keep up.

[Chopper 17,230]

Skrong finnish, sir!

 

 

 

[Red Five 40,827]

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

Ok I read back a few pages. 
 

@PenelopeWitherspoon I think we should do an adventure to the SI Chili’s. We’d cancel out each other’s sore thumbness for being there so we’d be safe. 

[SydneyCarton 48,054]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm assuming @SydneyCarton will come join me at the Cypress Chili's to celebrate on Wednesday if things go well.

I mean, I’ll FaceTime you from the Chili’s by my office. 

[Js1 85,269]

Just now, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Brisket’s 

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

Just now, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

[The Dog 44,018]

 

[chainsaw 9,857]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Skrong finnish, sir!

 

 

 

he looks pretty bad, struggled to say "Jonald J Trump"

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Skrong finnish, sir!

 

 

 

 

 

[BamaATL 16,593]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Skrong finnish, sir!

 

 

 

Ah-hoo, werewolfs of Macon, Ah-hoo.....

[horngrad03 1,148]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's

[Biff Tannen 45,663]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

The Ledge now comes with a spiral staircase and coyotes. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Better get used to roller food my man.  

[Gil Bang 25,907]

19 minutes ago, heso said:

100k of them are in Allentown alone which is now majority hispanic as of the last census. 

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,413]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Paraguay

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

[heso 2,785]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

Because in 1980 they were only 5% of the population. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Paraguay

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

[Bozo_Casanova 26,434]

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

Do it for Pun, Joe

 

[Gatorubet 30,185]

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

[Clintonaldo 2,572]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

So back in 03 I had a buddy pick me up and we went to Chilis and we get there around 11:30. I ended up knowing the bartender and didn’t want to leave when he was ready to at 4. I stayed until 9 pm and an enormous heavy lady ended up driving me home. I was around 24 at the time and had just moved back home for a minute and I remember the disappointment on my mom’s face when she peaked through the window to see who was dropping me off. 

 

I also learned that the bottomless chips and salsa aren’t bottomless. They made me order another one around 6 pm. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

[Underdog 28,545]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Hell.

[SydneyCarton 48,054]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

How would they fucking know?

[chainsaw 9,857]

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

the bottomless chips and salsa aren’t bottomless. They made me order another one around 6 pm. 

[The Dog 44,018]

 

[SydneyCarton 48,054]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

[David Dennison 18,845]

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's.

Edited November 4 by David Dennison
horngrad beat me to it.

[wildcat09 29,341]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

I didn’t go anywhere the day after the 2016 election because I was still way too drunk to drive.

[SaucyJack 3,488]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

Duh, his "I Voted" sticker

[Clintonaldo 2,572]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

Seriously this. If I ain’t drinking I ain’t eating. 

[henrygandorf 29,189]

 

[Mo Horn 8,822]

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

[bluto 4,912]

14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hmmm, Rockwall or Wylie Chili's?

Not even a question Rockwall with the tears that will be shed there. I’d almost rather you go to the brewery on 205 or one of the popular spots just to lap it up. Fuck that county

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm assuming @SydneyCarton will come join me at the Cypress Chili's to celebrate on Wednesday if things go well.

But you have to attempt to DoorDash a pork chop from Perry’s woodlands

[hookem2010 2,623]

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

He throws a casual, annual 100-plus person party, so he should be able to handle a few dozen depressed internet degenerates. And I'm willing to bet the bar will be fully stocked.

[Aqua Buddha 14,582]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

The older women remember what it was like back in the day.

[Dbeasy 15,040]

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chili’s, for twice as long. 

[Gatorubet 30,185]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

I know, rite?!!

I hope their lifeboats work better than their drug sniffing dogs

[Pancho 44,693]

17 minutes ago, Okie State said:

This thread is moving faster than a game thread. I can't keep up.

[Chopper 17,230]

 

[Dutchrudder 11,133]

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

[Pancho 44,693]

 

[BrickHorn 18,216]

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Spain.

[Zonahorn 8,079]