2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[aggie08 20512]

10 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

Wednesday. Some of us have young kids, so there's no chance in hell that we'll be confident in the result by dinner time, even if it's a blowout.

[cactusflinthead 27254]

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Gawd damn it.

Start at page 912. 

Good luck!

[HenryJames 65583]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

I read somewhere that being surrounded by alcohol cures depression.

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

 

 

[SydneyCarton 47488]

5 minutes ago, troph said:

you've kind of alluded to it but moving to another country without a plan and an ex pat community to absorb into can lead to serious unintended consequences, lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

[Woland 715]

22 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.

Splurge on the Swiss Travel Pass and you'll be all set. 2nd class cabin does not require any reservations.

[Sawbonz 26912]

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They are so fucking aggy

Eh aggy would have fried that sucker up 

[MissingInAction 24436]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

Sorry for partying.

[Dutchrudder 11079]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

The spread between men and women is even bigger when you consider 5% of the remainder is transgender prisoners voting illegally! 

[Pato del Muerto 52120]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

you've kind of alluded to it but moving to another country without a plan and an ex pat community to absorb into can lead to serious unintended consequences, lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

I volunteer to visit biannually.  On their dime obviously. 

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

 

 

 

[HenryJames 65583]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

The spread between men and women is even bigger when you consider 5% of the remainder is transgender prisoners voting illegally! 

We should support men transitioning to women but not the reverse.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11584]

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

2020 was 52-48

[Derka 5671]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

please let that happen.

 

[Chopper 16731]

This is footage from ABC News reporter LaLee Ibssa showing a steady stream of people leaving Trump’s rally in North Carolina. Trump has been speaking for less than 10 minutes.

https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3la34xju7my24

[Pancho 43037]

TOMBALL! (As someone who taught college in that area, if folks like this are flipping then ho-lee shit. I still don’t think Texas goes blue, but 👀)

 

[elfenix 34141]

14 minutes ago, troph said:

are we starting  bee caves chillis party on wed night?

i'll be at the perry's in the woodlands

[Gil Bang 25690]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

That was settled today.  Dotard got 90 seconds on NBC during the NASCAR race. 

 

 

Meanwhile: 

 

 

 

[UpperWestside 6033]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

Social connections are not really that important to me. I’d like to eventually be in a South Pacific country where my odds of crossing paths with Americans would be near zero. 

[aggie08 20512]

I love how, for you Texas peeps, there's like a 7% chance that there will be another Surly member at the Chili's you end up at. Y'all are going to be trying to make eye contact with every deliriously happy guy next to his annoyed wife to see if you'll share a laugh.

[Chopper 16731]

All the people behind are thinking it was not worth taking the $100 to listen to this moron.

[mdmost 42503]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I love how, for you Texas peeps, there's like a 7% chance that there will be another Surly member at the Chili's you end up at. Y'all are going to be trying to make eye contact with every deliriously happy guy next to his annoyed wife to see if you'll share a laugh.

Remember if you spot another Surly person in the wild, the proper way to figure it out is to use the codeword "muledick". 

[TexEx15 17361]

[troph 24028]

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

* Bee Cave

Yeah on a work call I misspelled Chili’s too

[cactusflinthead 27254]

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

About that

 

[Gil Bang 25690]

 

 

[Tonesky 856]

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Its Wednesday. Explaining it is like dissecting the urban Meyer hire thread. You’re either catching up on your own or taking our word for it. 

So, I should also study the curtains while victory dining?

[BrickHorn 18072]

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

SNL should have Trump on the show, but change the script at the last minute without telling him and then spend 2 minutes mocking him to his face on live TV. 

[cactusflinthead 27254]

 

Edited yesterday at 02:39 AM by cactusflinthead

[WBT 20281]

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They had to fly in tiny instruments from El Paso

[Tonesky 856]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Remember if you spot another Surly person in the wild, the proper way to figure it out is to use the codeword "muledick". 

“Muledick, party of two.” 

[Pancho 43037]

[Js1 83760]

John Samuelsen, who also does the same data analysis as Ralston, thinks NV will be a very small Harris win

will highly depend on what’s left, who shows up on Tuesday and how the indies go

[Surly Bevo 24610]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

About to begin???

Edited yesterday at 02:49 AM by Surly Bevo

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

 

 

 

[speed817 18929]

12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

[WBT 20281]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Meh.

Hi, I'm Laurent.  This is my frere Didier and this is my autre frere Didier.

[WBT 20281]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I prefer officers from Cobb County, GA.

[achooloco 963]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Still fucking far. And per the map, the one I saw is in Long Island.

Its by the Jackie R! But yeah, is far, still heart of queens tho. Fuck Trump.

[immamac 41760]

41 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

Wednesday to celebrate. 

[cactusflinthead 27254]

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

I know. I gotta figure out how to screenshot the longer posts for the ones that won't go to Twitter.

Here's a follow up btw. 

 

[BamaATL 16320]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Finally, Operation Werewolf!

[Firemans4Horn 17271]

18 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

About that

 

his face looks like Megyn Kelly’s vagina

[Pescado_Rojo 19264]

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

My wife is now convinced we can buy a chateau and run a b&b.  We have no experience in hospitality at all.  

I didn’t know my girlfriend had a sister…

[Jive Turkey 12442]

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

Always

Be

Chili's

i'll meet @mdmost and @mdleast at the Casa Linda Chili's on Wednesday for a celebration meal.

Edited yesterday at 02:59 AM by Jive Turkey

[aggie08 20512]

Quote

A direct-to-camera appeal from Trump to "go and vote" aired during this evening's NASCAR post-race show.

Fuuuuuuuuck. We needed that demo. That's it, I'm back on the ledge, you guys!

[threesheets 1650]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/politics/elections/texas-check-ballot-counted-status/287-08daf8ac-123a-45f1-8806-5f121c0f303c

Texas makes it pretty easy. 

Well I'm about to lose my shit. Just checked the Collin County spreadsheet for last Sunday and none of the three people in my household that voted that day are on it.

[BamaATL 16320]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuuuuuuuuck. We needed that demo. That's it, I'm back on the ledge, you guys!

well if that has you concerned, I know this will for @Js1 sushi is back on the election trade thread prognosticating about statistics. 

[BurntOrange&White 38898]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

God he's such a pussy.

[UpperWestside 6033]

Once Harris wins this election I hope that some of you that have neighbors that are part of the cult will just completely shame them to the point that they’ll want to live elsewhere. Perhaps a move to far eastern Russia or The Gobi Desert. Anyone voting for this piece of trash absolutely deserves to be mocked, laughed at, excluded from society and turned into a pariah for the rest of their life. Treat them like the bottom feeding trash of humanity that they are. We have collectively given these clowns way too long a leash to spread conspiracy theories and general hatred.

If you own a business stop hiring the cult members. If you already employ them find something they are doing wrong in their job that can result in termination. Make their lives an absolute living hell. You know just like they have tried to do to minorities for most of the last decade. Let them now reap what they have sown.