2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Firemans4Horn 17265]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's that hilarious thing some do when a stupid subject comes up. You see, it's hysterically funny to keep talking it about for pages then referring to it in other contexts. I'm busting a gut here.

ChilisInvicta

[gmr548 16316]

10 hours ago, Chopper said:

What happens when a nazi suffers severe and rapid cognitive decline? Now we know. 

Well Trump's obviously not a Texas fan since he's not familiar with the obvious flaws in his argument known as Case McCoy and Chris Simms.

Also, more contemporary, may I introduce Bronny James as evidence?

5 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

If it is what you say, I love it. 

This did not get enough love. Well played.

[gmr548 16316]

16 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

I just received this from ChatGPT using the prompt “Create the origin story for Kamala Harris becoming president thanks to her love for Chili’s”

 

Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began on an ordinary evening at a local Chili’s in her hometown of Oakland, California. As she sat with friends, sharing a platter of sizzling fajitas, a spirited conversation erupted around the table about the challenges facing their community. The discussion flowed from education inequities to healthcare access, and the laughter and camaraderie transformed into a passionate debate about the need for change.

Inspired by the diverse voices around her, Kamala realized that these conversations, often held in casual settings, reflected the heart of democracy. The warmth of the restaurant, filled with families and friends, struck her as a microcosm of America—a place where everyone deserved a seat at the table.

That night, she made a vow: to channel her frustrations into action. With a renewed sense of purpose, she envisioned a future where every voice mattered and where she could be a catalyst for change. The experience solidified her commitment to public service, ultimately leading her to pursue a career in law, advocacy, and politics.

Years later, as she stood on the national stage, she often recalled that pivotal moment at Chili’s, where the spark of inspiration ignited a lifelong mission to uplift her community and advocate for justice. It reminded her that every great journey begins with a conversation—and sometimes, a plate of sizzling fajitas.

This is worth both spiking global carbon emissions to feed AI's immense appetite for energy and the inevitable Skynet hammer drop. 

[Brisketexan 103660]

It's that hilarious thing some do when a stupid subject comes up. You see, it's hysterically funny to keep talking it about for pages then referring to it in other contexts. I'm busting a gut here.

You probably don’t even dig Aubrey Plaza.
Jesus. Just go back to your room and crank up the Hall & Oates.

[Schulz2.0 28657]

Am in allowed to go to Chili's on Tuesday afternoon instead of Wednesday? My night shifts start Wednesday.

[texas08 1596]

Fuck Donald Chump. 

[DixonHur 10862]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

They did it.

I think it's pronounced Molva

[cactusflinthead 27252]

That's a helluva itinerary 

[cactusflinthead 27252]

 

[wood 10967]

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

Worth watching the final few minutes of today's rally at MSU. This is a strong and confident woman, who is going to be a helluva president. 

 

Mamala's confidence seems to be growing noticeably every day. It's really showing in her rallies.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3024]

32 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

I just received this from ChatGPT using the prompt “Create the origin story for Kamala Harris becoming president thanks to her love for Chili’s”

 

Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began on an ordinary evening at a local Chili’s in her hometown of Oakland, California. As she sat with friends, sharing a platter of sizzling fajitas, a spirited conversation erupted around the table about the challenges facing their community. The discussion flowed from education inequities to healthcare access, and the laughter and camaraderie transformed into a passionate debate about the need for change.

Inspired by the diverse voices around her, Kamala realized that these conversations, often held in casual settings, reflected the heart of democracy. The warmth of the restaurant, filled with families and friends, struck her as a microcosm of America—a place where everyone deserved a seat at the table.

That night, she made a vow: to channel her frustrations into action. With a renewed sense of purpose, she envisioned a future where every voice mattered and where she could be a catalyst for change. The experience solidified her commitment to public service, ultimately leading her to pursue a career in law, advocacy, and politics.

Years later, as she stood on the national stage, she often recalled that pivotal moment at Chili’s, where the spark of inspiration ignited a lifelong mission to uplift her community and advocate for justice. It reminded her that every great journey begins with a conversation—and sometimes, a plate of sizzling fajitas.

The fact that AI already knows how to do a pretty good “Years Later” jump cut is kinda concerning… gonna be writing full green lit CBS sitcom scripts in no time…

is it possible to get a version of this with more Aubrey Plaza in it by chance?

[Dnaguy 11599]

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

horrible and full of lies …

 

Are we as a country so fucking brain broken that while the stock market is at an all time high, a candidate for president can run on a message that America hasn’t been worse than 1984?

I mean, we’ve had recessions, a tech bubble, an earth shattering terrorist attacl, a multiple decades war, a war that was based on lies and destabilized the Middle East, a near collapse of the capitalistic order in 08, a global pandemic that cause a stock market crash not seen since the 08 crash, millions of Americans dead bc of Covid, and the guy throwing ficking rocks is the guy during the Covid collapse and is responsible for the terrible response to it!

WTF?!

I hate things. I hate people.

Edited yesterday at 05:27 AM by Dnaguy

[BamaATL 16299]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Are we as a country so fucking brain broken that while the stock market is at an all time high, a candidate for president can run on a message that America hasn’t been worse than 1984?

I mean, we’ve had recessions, a tech bubble, an earth shattering terrorist attacl, a multiple decades war, a war that was based on lies and destabilized the Middle East, a near collapse of the capitalistic order in 08, a global pandemic that cause a stock market crash not seen since the 08 crash, millions of Americans dead bc of Covid, and the guy throwing ficking rocks is the guy during the Covid collapse and is responsible for the terrible response to it!

WTF?!

I hate things. I hate people.

Let me cheer you up.  

Donald Trump has under 48 hours in the remainder of his entire life to experience the joy of having hope.  

[Tuco 5056]

35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So - I’m ashamed to report that I was not able to complete the 15 pre-purchased cocktails per day on this, my first day.  But I have had - ah - several.  And I had about a 12 ounce pour Pinot Noir I took back to my room from dinner.   

So I’m rereading Paul Revere’s Ride by David Fischer, when I saw this quote:

‘Milo Kundera has recently reminded us that “the struggle against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting.” ‘

All of these women have a firm memory of their rights pre-Dobbs, and they have definitely decided not to forget. 

 

Case in point, it's Milan Kundera.  

[bolverk 29111]

9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

The fact that AI already knows how to do a pretty good “Years Later” jump cut is kinda concerning… gonna be writing full green lit CBS sitcom scripts in no time…

is it possible to get a version of this with more Aubrey Plaza in it by chance?

[Dnaguy 11599]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Let me cheer you up.  

Donald Trump has under 48 hours in the remainder of his entire life to experience the joy of having hope.  

[Gatorubet 29796]

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Case in point, it's Milan Kundera.  

Were you even there, bro?

[wood 10967]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.

Go to Zermatt.

[atomheartbevo 89079]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Meh.

 

Every time I watched that show, I alternated between who I wanted the most - Mary Frann or Julia Duffy (it was usually Frann).

 

[Mole 4311]

Bizzaro world update for a mid-40s white in GA:

Bizzaro point 1. I mentioned about a week ago that a Black college student of mine was asking trusted adults about whom to vote for. He’s committed to the biblical framework for voting, so despite his general inclination to vote Kamala, he was leaning Trump because trusted adults in his Baptist circle can’t see the open wickedness past the abortion issue. We share a similar faith background, so I presented bible-based reasons for voting for Kamala and left it at that. No pressure, just pointing him to a few bible verses and trusting him to make a thoughtful decision.

He asked me to take him to the polling location on Friday. I didn’t pry; we only discussed the ease of the GA voting process. Today he told me that he voted Kamala.

Bizzaro point 2. My wife and I voted the first few days of early voting, but tonight, she started expressing buyers remorse and talking about how maybe Trump would be the better choice. I’m note sure what social media propaganda got a hold of her, but I had to remind her that what she’s saying is insane. She’s smart, but the algorithm knows what buttons to push.

So here I am, a guy who, based on where I live and go to church, what I look like, my age, background, regularly voting in Republican primaries, etc., is assumed to be a Trump voter, trying to help members of two historically marginalized groups rationalize and justify their votes against further repression. People are strange, propaganda is strong, and Charlie Strong was right about social media.

[CTC2 2658]

Hadn’t seen this posted elsewhere but this is the Harris campaigns guide to when you can expect votes to roll in. 

[Dutchrudder 11078]

I'm catching up on Agatha All Along, and I just wanted to inform you all that Aubrey Plaza is in it, and she is stupid hot as lesbian witch. This is possibly the sexiest story in the MCU, I encourage all fans to check it out. 

[atomheartbevo 89079]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I read somewhere that being surrounded by alcohol cures depression.

What does being surrounded by alcoholics do?

[bolverk 29111]

9 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I'm catching up on Agatha All Along, and I just wanted to inform you all that Aubrey Plaza is in it, and she is stupid hot as lesbian witch. This is possibly the sexiest story in the MCU, I encourage all fans to check it out. 

[StassneyHorn 6446]

We've had 5 years of hysterical ledge talk, and two days before an election, it just vanishes.

...like Covid after the election.

[Dutchrudder 11078]

In case any of you thought I was lying...

 

[Blotto 23293]

I aint gonna lie, I ducked into Chili's a couple of times on my recent national park roadie when I was rolling into some rando town like Rapid City later at night staying in hotel alley. And that $10.99 pick 3 deal slammed with cold beer(s). But I never expected to actually visit a Chili's where there was a chance it could be documented/verified. Is my time in the Chili's closet short-lived? Can  we get the OG location on Lamar to install bidets by Wednesday? So many questions. 

 

Edited yesterday at 06:12 AM by Blotto

[wood 10967]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Damn, they should change the name to the Helobious Rule

Holy shit. Post of the mfing millenium. 

[atomheartbevo 89079]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Jesus. Just go back to your room and crank up the Hall & Oates.

So I can think about the fucking restraining order between those two?

Thank you, but no, I'll just grab an REO Speedwagon LP off the shelf.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

horrible and full of lies …

 

 

I don't think Colts and Vikings fans were dwelling on the economy during this game.

[NWBuck 8535]

Welp- there is only one Chili's in the state of Washington, and none (!) in Oregon.

So... It might be a while before I'll be free to join the party.

[wood 10967]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When she was at Howard, she frequented a dive popular with students, Ben’s Chili Bowl. And she grew chile peppers at the VP’s residence. That’s enough of a connection.
Chili’s is the official “if Kamala wins, we celebrate here” HQ.

OK then. How do we take this thing national and swamp every Chili's in the country?

[Valmy77 12817]

35 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

We've had 5 years of hysterical ledge talk, and two days before an election, it just vanishes.

The stress of 5 years of hysteria has broken our rains and put us in a manic state.

Who knows what Chili's we might wake up in when it wears off?

[NWBuck 8535]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

The stress of 5 years of hysteria has broken our rains and put us in a manic state.

Who knows what Chili's we might wake up in when it wears off?

Maybe the real Chili's was the drunken friends we made along the way...

[Your Mom 4763]

What the fuck is that meat-like product floating around in the skillet queso anyway?  
 

Whatever it is, I’ll have more of it please. And some of those chips that get stuck together and become a triple or quadruple layered crunchy as fuck mega chip. 

[RomaVicta 29591]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You probably don’t even dig Aubrey Plaza.

Fuck you. I've been captivated since Safety Not Guaranteed, a good little movie.

[Hank_Hill 17914]

[Underdog 28237]

 

[Pods 7499]

@Zonahorn Any news on Arizona?

Edited yesterday at 11:19 AM by Pods

[HenryJames 65572]

45 minutes ago, Pods said:

@Zonahorn Any news on Arizona?

 

[Pods 7499]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

With that many Chili's, how is this even close?

[BurntOrange&White 38890]

6 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Are we as a country so fucking brain broken that while the stock market is at an all time high, a candidate for president can run on a message that America hasn’t been worse than 1984?

I mean, we’ve had recessions, a tech bubble, an earth shattering terrorist attacl, a multiple decades war, a war that was based on lies and destabilized the Middle East, a near collapse of the capitalistic order in 08, a global pandemic that cause a stock market crash not seen since the 08 crash, millions of Americans dead bc of Covid, and the guy throwing ficking rocks is the guy during the Covid collapse and is responsible for the terrible response to it!

WTF?!

I hate things. I hate people.

Why are you talking about this stuff? MAGA means pre women voting great again, it means pre desegregation great again, it means great again for white males. 

[Dbeasy 14791]

Our conversation every time (rarely) we go to a Chili’s:

Me - ”ugh, I don’t want to go there.”

Her - ”I don’t either. Where else can we go?”

Me and Her - ”_______? No  _______? Nah  ______? Too far.  _____? Too _____.  Let’s just go to Chili’s”

[Eat at Chili’s]

Her - ”Well, that was tolerable “

Me - ”Yup I don’t need to vomit.”

Both - “ Success!”

Every time.

 

 

 

[TexEx15 17354]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22350]

 

That chick doesn’t seem very undecided.

[LTbear 4082]

Pete is such a fucking badass

[speed817 18926]

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

She thought she got him lol

[Hank Kingsley 20154]

Here's the full video 

 

[HenryJames 65572]

21 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

That chick doesn’t seem very undecided.

They never are.

[HenryJames 65572]

[SubliminalHorn 6409]

Her condescending way of asking questions, always a sign of someone who thinks they are smarter than they are