2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Covri 6,172]

It's go time!

 

[locodos 5,282]

5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Off to a very inauspicious start to Election Day, in too big a hurry just fat fingered my computer password 1 too many times and am locked out...great

Lucky!

[TexArcher 37,119]

[choripan 787]

Anyone got some of these we can borrow for that election day thread?

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,053]

Just now, choripan said:

Anyone got some of these we can borrow for that election day thread?

 

[Slacks 6,752]

9 hours ago, F250 said:

And that is how the Chili's Baby Back Ribs Texas Longhorns NIL deal was started.

Next year's Chili's commercial.

*Texas Defense begins singing*

"I want my babyback, babyback. babyback, babyback"

*Arch steps in singing*

"Chiliii’s baby back ribs!"

*Camera cuts to Derka*

"Barbecue sauce!"

I have eaten BBQ with Derka, so this slams and goes hard.

ETA: "We" should do this... somebody knows Arch.

Edited 6 hours ago by Slacks

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,053]

Polls officially open in Texas, lets go go go 

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9,425]

Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

[Js1 84,132]

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

[BamaATL 16,415]

Just now, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

No worries, with data from the Notch, a full 1/3 of R voters are on pace to crossover.  It's science.  

[aggie08 20,574]

Just now, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

Don't worry, we're totally not going to kill you if things don't go as hoped. 

[Dahobbs 17,270]

15 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

We’re in a position of hoping she’s not faking it.  Unfortunately I’ve known a lot of women in my days, and they ALL fake it. 

That's not how you humble brag my good sir. 

[heso 2,697]

From the battleground in the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania, with all the sincerity in my heart: Get fucked Trump! Our girl Kamala has this.

[Slacks 6,752]

8 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Well, I've heard that a lot of middle aged men make poor decisions in a vain attempt to hold on to youth.  

 

But I've only heard about that.  

So... don't get the used Porsche?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,566]

On our AM trader call, our chief economist basically said a Trump victory would hasten the demise of the US Dollar as the world's reserve currency due to the fall of the US Economy (negative 1.5% GDP in the first year or two). So, if you are an economics only voter, that shoudl be enough to have you pull the lever for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

[dcbc 14,303]

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

[Js1 84,132]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Don't worry, we're totally not going to kill you if things don't go as hoped. 

[SimonBolivar 10,790]

[BamaATL 16,415]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

So... don't get the used Porsche?

Of course not, the economy spins based on you buying new, and right now financing is a bargain!

[Bojack 2,049]

1 minute ago, heso said:

From the battleground in the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania, with all the sincerity in my heart: Get fucked Trump! Our girl Kamala has this.

What looks to be a white guy, wearing an Augusta National jacket voting for Kamala in a swing state. It's going to be a fucking landslide!

[Hank Kingsley 20,189]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!

 

 

[Celery Man 20,651]

[BurntOrange&White 38,964]

You served well JS1, see you in the softball thread

[Bozo_Casanova 26,007]

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

the demise of the US Dollar as the world's reserve currency 

This single thing is the entire subtext of this election, in my opinion.

[Jiggy-Z 3,426]

Gonna be a long day.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,489]

[Chuckie Finster 22,395]

Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!
 
 

+1. Js1 the easy MVP of this thread.

[HenryJames 65,651]

31 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ummmm, it is election day.  Election day in NYC started at 6 AM EST.  Why is the election day thread still locked?

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[aggie08 20,574]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!

 

 

Well, sane-ish.

[Js1 84,132]

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Gonna be a long day.

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

[SimonBolivar 10,790]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

+1. Js1 the easy MVP of this thread.

Well the MVP of fall camp at least. 

[Js1 84,132]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

+1. Js1 the easy MVP of this thread.

[TexArcher 37,119]

IS HE LOSING YET?

WHERE IS THE MAGIC BOARD???

START THE GOD DAMNED COUNT!!!

[SydneyCarton 47,551]

34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ummmm, it is election day.  Election day in NYC started at 6 AM EST.  Why is the election day thread still locked?

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,332]

26 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

We’re in a position of hoping she’s not faking it.  Unfortunately I’ve known a lot of women in my days, and they ALL fake it. 

Sounds like a you problem. 😂

[hornmpa96 2,545]

[BamaATL 16,415]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

Going to the gym in a bit, the shit part of that is where I live, it will be filled with Maga idiots that are also excited.  The upside will be tomorrow, when they no show.  

[Js1 84,132]

115k votes in the first hour in Philly. They gotta show up big and that’s really good. 

[BurntOrange&White 38,964]

Just now, Js1 said:

115k votes in the first hour in Philly. They gotta show up big and that’s really good. 

How does that pace break down minute by minute to 2020? JK

[Bozo_Casanova 26,007]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,270]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

[Baboontyme 2,791]

70s overcast and windy in Detroit-ish. It's a beautiful day for keeping democracy alive. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,566]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Absolutely stellar day in NYC. I know, we are not a battleground.  But fuck it. 

[BamaATL 16,415]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Atlanta, 63 degrees with some light morning drizzle, warming to 70 and sunny.  In other words, in an hour a chamber of commerce day, no excuses.  

[Js1 84,132]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How does that pace break down minute by minute to 2020? JK

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

[Slacks 6,752]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tomorrow morning

 

You're

[Js1 84,132]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

Yep. Women are going to crawl through broken glass in hell to vote today, regardless of weather. The voters Trump needs to turn out are gonna see rain and lines and just fire up a bowl and play COD instead 

[BurntOrange&White 38,964]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

San Antonio should be good after a ton of rain last night. Reports of 1-3 inches of rain last night.

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

Blew through that fucking firewall, yeah?

[SubliminalHorn 6,429]

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh you’ll need a good punishing alright 

[SimonBolivar 10,790]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

You're

If they could read they wouldn't be working nights.