2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump campaign on CNN saying it won’t be called tonight 

They scared. I thought it was in the bag?

hope your ass kicking was worth it. 

Edited November 5 by BurntOrange&White

[Blotto 23486]

11 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Look I don't have the stuffed dinosaur I steal from my wife at night for emotional support.

Spoiler

If you're not picky about the color, you can probably have amazon drop one off this afternoon. 

[Red Five 40826]

Predictit 50-50 across the board right now.

[chainsaw 9851]

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Phily Turnout

 

Turnout Tracker – sixty-six wards

This is one of my top pet peeves. I see it at work all the time, as well. People just shove a chart in my face and expect me to understand how to interpret it and simply to agree that it means what they think it means

Edited November 5 by chainsaw

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Just now, Red Five said:

Predictit 50-50 across the board right now.

Universal "We Don't Know Shit About Fuck" is in equilibrium. 

[Incredulity 11645]

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, i just sent my 2 work emails i planned on sending today. also, like a sign from above, my noon zoom got canceled by the other person, which never happens when i need it to. just spoke to my sister who is phone-banking in atlanta.

i feel good.

unrelated, when is a good time to start blowing lines and sipping weller full proof? i'm asking for a friend in, let's say, western europe.

You do realize they lost that game in the movie, right?

[bluto 4912]

PA “expert”

 

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, Red Five said:

Predictit 50-50 across the board right now.

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I have no idea if it means anything but it's definitely a change - weren't they going to declare victory once the polls closed?

Two different things. They will declare victory BECAUSE it won’t be called tonight. 

[Js1 85260]

They’re freaking out

 

[Brisketexan 105047]

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

this is what my sources have been telling me.

 

I've been trying to make sense of all the data.

I finally found a summary that makes sense to me.

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, bluto said:

PA “expert”

 

The poor citizens of Pennsylvania have been harassed non-stop for months now.

[deech 2269]

My early insights:

 

 

 

Edited November 5 by deech

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I have no idea why I keep refreshing this thread. There is no information here without @Js1.  Maybe I should go to the gym too. 

Yeah, this thread does not seem like a party that keeps on going.

It feels more like a meeting that has run past 5 on a holiday weekend.

[Huckleberry 32845]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They’re freaking out

 

Wait until they find out 10-12% of registered Republicans voted for Harris. 

[The Dog 44017]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They’re freaking out

 

Maybe y'all shouldn't have closed all of those field offices and outsourced your GOTV effort to Musk?

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They’re freaking out

 

Okay, I feel pretty good if Ninehead is publicly freaking out. 

[heso 2785]

A polling place outside of Pittsburgh got a late start because the election judge never showed up with the ballots & name book. It’s a small 50/50 precinct mostly white working class. People that couldn’t wait (~20) had to fill out provisional ballots that won’t be counted today. Seems fairly inconsequential but it made for some interviews with classic Manongahela valley yinzers on the local news. 

[Brisketexan 105047]

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Yeah, this thread does not seem like a party that keeps on going.

It feels more like a meeting that has run past 5 on a holiday weekend.

Had an asshole opposing counsel who insisted that my witness authenticate 120 documents, one-by-one, in a deposition that had already run past 5:00 on December 23rd.

I still hate that fucker.

[G650 14229]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Wait until they find out 10-12% of registered Republicans voted for Harris. 

I've been pretty convinced for awhile now that the actual tale of the election will be how many Rs crossover.

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

The house across the street from my mom had one of those dotard shrines with 20 signs, couple of flags, etc.  The yard also had a couple of Cruz signs.  My mom said today all the dotard shit is gone but the Cruz signs are still there.  I've seen enough to call TX for Harris.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

11 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Phily Turnout

 

Turnout Tracker – sixty-six wards

 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They’re freaking out

 

One positive is that most of these people don’t have friends to talk to about voting.

[TeeDubya 3362]

20 minute wait here in Tulsa to vote in person.  Oklahoma has early voting really clamped down.  Only four days and only two sites.  Two hour wait times were common.

Biggest turnout the precinct workers have ever seen, they ran out of "I voted" stickers at 10:30am.  He said there was already a line to vote when they opened at 7am.

Several olds, but a lot of younger voters, more than I've ever seen, and some smoking hot, blue-wearing women.  Mrs. TeeDubya was with me, so I wasn't going ask if they needed their ballot box stuffed.

[South Austin 52435]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Had an asshole opposing counsel who insisted that my witness authenticate 120 documents, one-by-one, in a deposition that had already run past 5:00 on December 23rd.

[InkaUtexas 25856]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Had an asshole opposing counsel who insisted that my witness authenticate 120 documents, one-by-one, in a deposition that had already run past 5:00 on December 23rd.

I still hate that fucker.

Contracting officer made a proposal due on the 26th. On the 23rd issued an extension. Now due Jan. 02.

Fucker.

Back to the election. Among friends it is split. The one that amazed me is a Texan, usually liberal, but so scared of the border is going for trump.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

This and the post that contained it in general are my favorite things Maddox ever did. Tied with this shirt: 

 

[jimmyjazz 45878]

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

lol Nick Reid 

My (second) favorite VY play.  Talk about pucker factor.

[Post Oak 20204]

Soon

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cambria County, PA extends voting until 10pm due to technical issues with machines 

Went for dotard big time in 2020.  ELCETION FRAud!!!!!!!!

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Noon

[locodos 5387]

purportedly Philly  Let'sa Go!

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4738]

44 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

passiveaggressivecoach?

I don't think so. I thought it was urinal cake or some other more prominent name, but honestly I could be totally wrong. 

[Js1 85260]

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

[GenXer 2850]

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

On the other hand, I have a message thread with a bunch of high school friends.  Three of them are hard core Southern Baptists.  One was a preacher, another a preacher's son, the last is currently a deacon. 

Preacher has been convinced that the sheep have lost their way entirely and is spitting mad.  He also has three daughters who've worked on him.  I sent him free Harris and Allred signs and he put them in his yard...in Azle.  That's like the school punching bag putting a "Kick Me!" sign on his own back.  He gives zero fucks.  He's voting D up and down the ballot until the party ejects that fucking guy.

Deacon has also seen the light after his wife's posts lightly questioning tfg's attitudes towards women were gang piled by other members of his church he thought were sane.  He's been converted. 

Once the scales came off their eyes they were able to see the many and varied offenses of that fucking guy and have become vocal opponents within their communities.  I'm sure that's cost them some friends, but they believe they're on the side of right.  

Preacher's son has remained conspicuously quiet on the thread.  

2/3 conversion rate works for me. 

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

[Valmy77 13225]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

The one that amazed me is a Texan, usually liberal, but so scared of the border is going for trump.

Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.

We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

[Valmy77 13225]

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

Indeed, many are actively promoting him from the pulpit. Very disillusioning for me.

[LurkingHorn 1066]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It won't be called but that fuckface will try to declare victory regardless the second any returns go his way. 

This is absolutely going to happen. I'm more concerned about this then the actual result. 

[GenXer 2850]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.

We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

Those 2018 caravans are getting closer and closer

[Js1 85260]

 

[G650 14229]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

I'm prepared to take her as my lord and savior

[Gatorubet 30183]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cambria County, PA extends voting until 10pm due to technical issues with machines 

[Brisketexan 105047]

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

Evangelical southern Christianity has not just aligned with, but USED "RELIGION" TO SUPPORT the following things:

Slavery

Jim Crow

Anti-miscegenation laws

Segregation

Banning women from the pulpit

Trumpism

 

If there's a "WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF HISTORY" Hall of Fame, evangelical southern Christianity gets its own fucking wing.

[Valmy77 13225]

And their response is always "ok we got that wrong, but that DOES NOT REFLECT AT ALL ON US OR CHRISTIANITY, but don't worry we will get it right going forward."

And then they promptly get it wrong again.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

@immamac change the FAFO image from gritty to Chili's logo for today?

[wildcat09 29338]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac change the FAFO image from gritty to Chili's logo for today?

Absolutely not. Do not fuck with Philly on today of all days.

[Js1 85260]

 

[mdmost 42997]

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[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, mdmost said:

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[Goofyboy 3268]

Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.
We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

30 years of bullshit in Texas under the GOP and every election they blame democrats and say they will fix it. The republicans in this state are fucking stupid.