2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4,634]

What time is Iowa usually called? Certainly don't expect a Harris win, but more interested than usual for obvious reasons. 

[DigglerontheHoof 20,635]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

[quigley 1,449]

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Criminal, comma placement.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,903]

7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's all the proof you need that Harris is a vessel of hope and positivity.

She made Hillary and Bill touch each other and smile for the first time since 1998!

 

Bill >>> Arnold Palmer cock.

[strangulation! 1,699]

3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Walking up to Lincoln Memorial to spend some time with the Great Emancipator.

Will post pics in a bit.

i read the first sentence in sufjan's voice and now that catchy ass song is in my head

[Chopper 16,960]

if you're on twitter here's a 20 tweet thread to read after which you should have your pistol ready and your mouth open

[nycHorn 2,948]

Just landed on my doorstep. LFG!
 

Link?

[Bozo_Casanova 26,107]

@BamaATL What could Isaac Saul be talking about here with GA?

 

 

[MissingInAction 24,479]

19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"The only thing better than two Jack in the Box monster tacos is two more monster tacos."

- My shitfaced roommate 25 years ago 

 

 

I was with @Doc Holliday one night when he ordered 20 of those grease pockets. He ate them all.

[locodos 5,298]

1 hour ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

America is great because we have African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Latin-Americans, AND the Americans that have been here for hundreds of years.

[Gatorubet 29,848]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

[BamaATL 16,526]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@BamaATL What could Isaac Saul be talking about here with GA?

 

 

No twitter, what is the assertion?  

[Gatorubet 29,848]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

if you're on twitter here's a 20 tweet thread to read after which you should have your pistol ready and your mouth open

I agree he was trying hard to groom her, but not necessarily for a public role. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,107]

Signature validation is so stupid. I'm 51 years old and I don't have a consistent signature anymore because it's 2024

 

[locodos 5,298]

22 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"The only thing better than two Jack in the Box monster tacos is two more monster tacos."

- My shitfaced roommate 25 years ago 

 

 

"The secret to happiness is a healthy colon"

- My shitfaced pre-med roommate

 

Checkmate!

[Pancho 43,458]

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,665]

Just now, BamaATL said:

No twitter, what is the assertion?  

turnout not good in GA numbers wise for Kamala

[NorthLoop 13,991]

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

She was very nice, but not the brightest bulb. 

[Chopper 16,960]

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

their echo chamber is still confident in a trump blowout. betting markets are pretty even, maybe have ticked up a bit for trump (they all lean right).

no good reason, and the market will be closed by the time the bad news hits. get your put orders in now.

where to bet with full confidence in getting paid and ability to take money out? I'd drop 10k in a heartbeat. 

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

What time is Iowa usually called? Certainly don't expect a Harris win, but more interested than usual for obvious reasons. 

Maybe by 11 central, some results in some counties will be known earlier 2024 Iowa General Election: Live Results and Maps

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Chopper

[Bozo_Casanova 26,107]

Just now, BamaATL said:

No twitter, what is the assertion?  

His summary of what data nerds were saying about numbers and ground reports is good in WI, MI, and PA, but not good in NC and "bad for her in GA"

[Baboontyme 2,792]

12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's all the proof you need that Harris is a vessel of hope and positivity.

She made Hillary and Bill touch each other and smile for the first time since 1998!

 

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

[956 Worldwide 34,036]

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Signature validation is so stupid. I'm 51 years old and I don't have a consistent signature anymore because it's 2024

 

I try to always sign different things with a different signature so that I can deny it was me later.

[Pam Cummings 9,436]

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The comments are, uh, interesting.

The comments remind me of people not from America trying to sound like they reside in America......

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,359]

1 minute ago, Baboontyme said:

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

Cigar obviously

[Valmy77 12,890]

Impressed Bill can still do that at his age.

[quigley 1,449]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

so he's aggregating other peoples opinions

[MissingInAction 24,479]

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not sure. I don't live in Austin and fuck South I 35. I think @MissingInAction in action made a suggestion.

45th and Lamar. I'll be there around 3.

[Da Fino 2,676]

22 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Chilis is fucking smack and anyone who disagrees is just a hater. Just wondering if there was something specific that prompted this.

It was a inflation tangent awhile back about how you can get a better deal at chilis than at drive thru places these days. A fun distraction ensued. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird squirrel.

[thepop 4,401]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

Looks like im not the only one who went from super confident in the last few days to wanting to puke today.

I'm back to confident. Will return to nausea in a couple hours.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,107]

Americans "do their own research," Election 2024 Edition

[Shaddie 1,632]

26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

This thread moves too fast for me. Can someone give me the super quick run down on why chilis?

Cause chilis will help lube your anus to help us all pass the worst dump ever.  Also known as Trump. 

[MissingInAction 24,479]

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

She's doing a LOT better than Rocco.

[aggie08 20,647]

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,748]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

A lot of dooming about Guam, a place 7k miles from the US, with almost no overlap between their politics/culture and the U.S., despite also being US citizens. 

Hillary won Guam by +47 and it didn't make a shit.  Guam does not equal MI, PA, WI, NC, GA, AZ, NV. 

little late to the party bc this thread moves like lightning, but maybe Guam is like PR's OU and they actually liked the slights toward their island rival. anyway, like you said, it doesn't really make a shit

[SydneyCarton 47,679]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Contracting officer made a proposal due on the 26th. On the 23rd issued an extension. Now due Jan. 02.

Fucker.

Back to the election. Among friends it is split. The one that amazed me is a Texan, usually liberal, but so scared of the border is going for trump.

Kindly tell your "liberal" friend that he's a dumb motherfucking idiot. 

1 hour ago, LurkingHorn said:

This is absolutely going to happen. I'm more concerned about this then the actual result. 

I'm more concerned about the actual result, thanks. 

[Bateshorn 9,824]

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@BamaATL What could Isaac Saul be talking about here with GA?

 

 

Before anyone freaks out: At this point in 2004, the Bush people were starting to pass around concession speech drafts.  We don't know shit about fuck. 

[Gatorubet 29,848]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,748]

Just now, aggie08 said:

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

well, despite his best efforts the electorate grew, so that shouldn't be much of a surprise

[Chopper 16,960]

Instant classic

[Js1 84,716]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

Yep

[henrygandorf 29,169]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

where to bet with full confidence in getting paid and ability to take money out? I'd drop 10k in a heartbeat. 

i don't know enough about polymarket. predictit will cap you at $850.

robinhood now is taking action, selling shares like predictit. they don't "cash" until certification, but if she wins, those shares will be 98-99c like predictit. that's where i would go.

[Chopper 16,960]

xitter is a swamp of mis- and disinformation

Edited 6 hours ago by Chopper
mis

[HornPhD 1,339]

Making some sauce for lasagne tonight to keep myself occupied. I’ll probably crack open the Jamo around 4. 

[Valmy77 12,890]

Just now, Bateshorn said:

Before anyone freaks out: At this point in 2004, the Bush people were starting to pass around concession speech drafts.  We don't know shit about fuck. 

Why would I freak out? If that holds, we win.

Granted I would rather we win by more.

[quigley 1,449]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

You'll take your 271 and be happy about it. Because the other option fucking sucks.

[BamaATL 16,526]

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

turnout not good in GA numbers wise for Kamala

Not at all surprising to me.  With only 8.3% of the EV vote being prior day of, which tracks very Republican, it stands to reason that election day turnout would skew R.  But at the same time, it also matters where this is happening.  Gwinnett County was 30k over expected as of a couple of hours ago.  Projected numbers on turnout overall for today are sparse, but I'm looking for more.  Part of the issue that makes tracking this difficult for anyone beyond the state is places like Dekalb County that have over 100 polling locations.  I wouldn't get too up in arms over this, because the data right now, either way is by and large guess work, and people certainly have an agenda.  I read earlier we will start to get SOS updates around 5.  All I've seen to this point was that as of noonish more than 500k had voted.  

[jimmyjazz 45,252]

8 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

[quigley 1,449]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

+ Neb-2

[wood 11,032]

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Absolutely gorgeous day in DC. Did my soul right to spend some time with someone who carried it all to hold our glorious republic together. 

Thank you. The Lincoln Memorial is my favorite site to visit in DC and, as you say, it does a soul good. Our greatest president. Next up for me is Arlington National Cemetary.

Edited 5 hours ago by wood

[heso 2,720]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

Yep. That was my map as of last week. I’m on the verge of thinking she can get more than that but it’s based on nothing.