2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

@Hook1997

 

[Royalfan5 2,333]

My line report, moved quick but got in just at the right time. Majority women 40-70, and then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn. (Caught the BNSF rail yard that is next to my neighborhood switching shifts)

[Hollywood 315]

23 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey everybody, rate this pho

 

0.Notskilletqueso

[Xminus6 767]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

CHEATING = Letting people with vaginas and/or dark skin vote.

[Ojo Rojo 1,817]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The sad reality is the GOP is going to get more crazy regardless of outcome.  There will be no autopsy report or constructive self reflection.  They will always place blame elsewhere.  This Trump campaign was the worst run campaign I have ever seen… somehow worse than his 2020 campain.  If Trump wins, it will call into question a litany of firmly held assumptions surrounding the efficacy of modern day campaign tactics and Dems will be the ones in need of reflecting.  

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

[Rimbo 25,534]

[Red Five 40,489]

“A lot of talk”

Oh yeah? Where? Thanks for the description, links, etc. as usual. Can’t wait to be done with this motherfucker after tonight.

[Basil 741]

This Stef Cutter chick best be backing up her tweets.

[Brisketexan 103,905]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

Also, there is a LOT of talk* about Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs insisting on a threesome with Brisketexan!

 

* The "power of positive thinking" voice inside my head counts as "a lot of talk" the same way that Trump is hearing "a lot of talk" about cheating in Philly.

[Js1 84,889]

Just now, Royalfan5 said:

then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn.

I would have liked to have been in that line

@SubliminalHorn

Osborn ain't no Jon Ossoff (who is?) but he is a more polished looking Fetterman

[Sbbruin 21,619]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

[Xminus6 767]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I hope he has to be buried in a coffin made from the warped and twisted Douglas Fir products from his store.

[Goofyboy 3,037]

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

Maybe not if he’s in jail.

[hobbes2702 12,637]

@immamac what are the odds the site goes down tonight? I’m gonna need my surly fix

[Rimbo 25,534]

can i mention here that i think she's hot

this is a safe space, right?

[kevwun 15,442]

If he gets an ass-beating tonight, it will die down quickly.  People can tune out old man yelling at clouds very easily.  No evidence of cheating and shitty lawyers will make sure his challenges go nowhere.  He will have his own legal problems and come January a new AG coming after him.

Edited 7 hours ago by kevwun

[Gil Bang 25,804]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

If you didn't see the post up thread, Rudy completely ignored the judges order to turn over everything to Ruby and Shae, and even drove the Mercedes to the polls today.  The judge has decided that instead of a telephone status conference on Thursday, Rudy must appear in person.  He's going to jail for contempt, and I'm here for it. 

[Slacks 6,758]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

I'll accept that chick that has been losing for him... she's not bad looking.

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

 

[tx ind 6,946]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

Duh, Elon

Edited 7 hours ago by tx ind

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,781]

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck all the haters crying about Arizona, ARIZONA IS BLUE

This will be my mom's last time voting. Put a vote down for Harris and Gallego from her

[Hermanator 6,797]

6 minutes ago, quigley said:

"Law Enforcement coming" says the guy awaiting sentencing.

Would be amazing if the Biden admin and the State of NY set it up to have his release pending sentencing revoked for the death threats on Cheney. With the go ahead arrest and detainment to commence immediately after the election is decided for Harris. 

[quigley 1,451]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

After he loses PA he's going to post "I HATE PHILLY". 

 

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Trump don't liiiiike us, we don't care...

Fuckin' Philly.

Philly - NYC antipathy is real and extends beyond sports. Big-little brother thing.

Philly will reveal is his tears.

[Steamboat1874 4,027]

12 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Ok, I gotta fly back to HOU in a bit but I'm at the chili’s on Lamar.

Send a picture of that cheeseburger.

[South Austin 51,818]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

The judge has decided that instead of a telephone status conference on Thursday, Rudy must appear in person.  

After a couple of his stinkbombs, the judge is going to regret the in-person hearing.

[Macanudo 12,878]

13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Reminder to charge your phones now.

And your vibratory.

Wait, what?

[SydneyCarton 47,723]

5 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

Yeah. Harris is going to have to overhaul the voting system, like the John Lewis Voting Act, for us to keep withstanding this shit. 

[Mileslong 4,680]

Fucking "talk" with zero evidence.  

It’s the same source as “There’s some poll they took who said I’m the greatest president ever”. “Even better than Lincoln”. “Oh and many of you don’t know this but Lincoln was a Republican”

[Js1 84,889]

Exits are not reliable

EXITS ARE NOT RELIABLE

 

 

 

[NAVY 6,735]

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

Squirm you mother fucker 

[Huckleberry 32,626]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

We should DoorDash Chili's to that line. 

[Pancho 43,721]

 

[Firemans4Horn 17,616]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Squirm you mother fucker 

[SydneyCarton 47,723]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Exits are not reliable

EXITS ARE NOT RELIABLE

 

 

 

I can totally see a share of knob ass republicans saying "Democracy, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT A COMMUNIST NATION"

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,322]

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If he wins, there is literally nothing left for the democrats to do.

Uh, Trump is a massive fundraiser for the Dems.  They will certainly be texting you and me for money everyday.  Sadly, this also happens regardless of outcome.  

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

We should DoorDash Chili's to that line. 

How about some pizza?

 

[quigley 1,451]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. Harris is going to have to overhaul the voting system, like the John Lewis Voting Act, for us to keep withstanding this shit. 

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

[Js1 84,889]

Biden at 41% approval in the exits is.... an improvement? 

[Valmy77 12,924]

8 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

We'll see. Hard to do what Trump did without the power of celebrity.

[BearSchlong 8,059]

Send a picture of that cheeseburger.

You can't eat a picture.

This gen x playlist in the bar slams and goes hard. Queen, Madonna…

But there is no doubt they are deep frying back I the kitchen. I'm gonna need a shower tonight.

[Rimbo 25,534]

Did I hear someone say, "I wish Rimbo would post more Onion headlines?"

No?

Well, too bad.

[wildcat09 28,746]

This is how we win.

[BamaATL 16,591]

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

Rick Scott please.  

[Underdog 28,319]

Chili’s check in… 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,322]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Why the fuck do students have to wait hours to vote?  This seems like it was preventable. 

[tx ind 6,946]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

How about some pizza?

 

Hope they order from Comet pizza

[quigley 1,451]

11 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

My line report, moved quick but got in just at the right time. Majority women 40-70, and then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn. (Caught the BNSF rail yard that is next to my neighborhood switching shifts)

Did you offer to take the rail workers to Chili's in exchange for a vote for Harris/Osborn ????

[SydneyCarton 47,723]

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

Federal Law having computers draw congressional districts to avoid gerrymandering. Expand Congress. Ranked Choice Voting, eliminating primaries. This will turn the temperature down. 

[Pancho 43,721]

Turnip took lead in Wisconsin on polymarket

[quigley 1,451]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Biden at 41% approval in the exits is.... an improvement? 

si, pero sufficiente?