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Posted
9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Hindu vote getting locked up for Trump

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I see we've reached the "time for someone else to write your tweets, sir" stage of the election.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Sounds like you need to get a new wife, mistress and friends. 

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

His response was “why do you make everything  political?”  

Oh how I wish vaccines were not political.

Hell I fondly remember hating Donald Trump used to a be a non-political stance many of my right wing friends shared.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If abortions aren't legal, she has an excuse of getting pregnant and locking you in. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Hey... this was me in 2016 with Hillary.  Straight ticket, no questions asked R prior to that.  Now... blue wave, baby!

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

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Posted
Just now, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

Is the lady on the left suffering from arthritis and is struggling with the WP sign?

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21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How do I tell my wife and family that I voted against a fascist dictator in America??

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Went on a Salmon fishing day-trip in AK back in September, the week after Walz had been named as Harris' running mate.  There were six of us on the boat - the female guide/boat captain, my Dad and me, a couple in their late 60's from San Antonio, and a 90-yr-old codger from MA who liked to talk.  At some point in conversation, it came up that I was retired military, which apparently gave the codger the green light to ask a bunch of strangers what we all though of Walz's military service.  You could tell he expected the "hurr-durr stolen valor" answer, but before I could open my mouth to tell him to fuck off as politely as possible, the lady from SA piped up with "this boat is too small to have conversations like that."  The topic changed and the rest of the trip was great.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If this is all real and not a shitpost, I feel for you. Not a fun situation.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

Honestly, I'm a little disappointed to find out you were joking. 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

If this is all real and not a shitpost, I feel for you. Not a fun situation.

Cmon Nancy. I’m not telling either one of them shit. No Ragrets. That’s my credo!

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!).  She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people.

Me- “Not sure what you are referring to.  San Diegans are pretty chill.”  (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”)

Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.”

Me - “It’s an issue for sure.  They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California.  Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.”

/record scratch 

Oh yeah...Del Mar homeless.  

 

(I've never seen a homeless person in Del Mar).

Also, there's a plainwrap 747 parked at SAN.  Transported horses from Dubai for the Breeder's. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Just dropped off a ballot in AZ.  Had to walk through a phalanx of Trump supporters tailgating the parking with flags flying.  Fucking sad and pathetic. 

Weirdly I have seen none of this in central Texas this year. It was all over the place in 2020.

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

 

I agree.  But are we kink shaming now?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

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going to go throw up now

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

You can’t talk to your wife about how you voted? Sounds like a real healthy relationship 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Even, look up.  Look at me in the eyes.  Right here.....

Fuck you, you incel pussy.  Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well that's not good for my copium

Even entertaining him winning the popular vote is a waste of your time. 

Don't waste your time on that, because it's too stupid to talk anyone down from. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That's where you're doing it wrong.  Tell your wife you voted for Kamala and the odds are very high that she'll give you your first blowjob in years.

 

25 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

I see.  Well, tell her anyway and maybe she'll peg you.  We won't judge.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any idea why AZ and NV are lagging on % of women?

Unlike most places, Nevada actually has a slight majority of men. The voting population tends to be essentially evenly split. a 2% edge for women would be pretty big if true and if it holds. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

Well, if we're being technical, he wouldn't exist otherwise.



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