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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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23 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

rex voting blue? what in the ever loving fuck did i just read

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52 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

proud of you, lol

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Those Pennsylvania internals for him have to be bad....but he can't project that because it stops the grift.

59 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

 

38 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Maybe we're not so different after all.....my wife also voted for the orange fuck. But she didn't vote for Cruz.

 

08 Obama
12 Romney
16 Write In
20 Write In
24 Kamala

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1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Man up, you pussy. 

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6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Oh and according to this poll, it's virtually tied with women 49.3 (D) 48.8 (R). No chance in hell of that.

Every poll that shows Trump winning is like "men will be 52% of the electorate, college women will swing toward Trump 10% vs 2020, and Trump will get 70% of black men." It's not even pretending to be believable.  

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1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Every poll that shows Trump winning is like "men will be 52% of the electorate, college women will swing toward Trump 10% vs 2020, and Trump will get 70% of black men." It's not even pretending to be believable.  

This.  Or they nuke the biggest city in the state in the likely voter screen.  "Oh look, Trump is winning PA! Because Philadelphia is a smoking crater and everyone there died.  But he's also leading with women and young voters, by a lot!" 

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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

The odds of a GOP blowout are slowly coming down.  Which means money/betting markets seem to be moving towards Kamala.  

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

Username and all...

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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Just now, gernblansten said:

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Y'all are doing YGIFS proud carrying on the legacy.

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There has been serious movement today. What caused this?

Tump being a completely unserious fuckwad and JD Vance literally shitting down his leg on Rogan getting owned by a literal buffoon on things he should have been super well prepared for. 

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13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

"So....to light the fireplace, you have to actually LIGHT the match....  Also....maybe don't go off and fuck some dude who works at HEB."

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13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

Betting, I mean "prediction", markets are moving towards tighter EC results. The people on the 105+ are primarily meth addicts. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Tump being a completely unserious fuckwad and JD Vance literally shitting down his leg on Rogan getting owned by a literal buffoon on things he should have been super well prepared for. 

forgot about vance on rogan. i'll have to find a recap somewhere

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Reality setting in?  Reaction to Trump and the GOP freaking out about PA and the women % of the early vote? 

I mean, maybe everyone on the internet has been reading my posts. 

neil degrasse tyson we got a badass over here GIF

Reaction to Trump pundits freaking out about PA and Trump possibly cashing out by dumping DJT stock would be my guess.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.

My friend...you should just attend my one-hour "Brisketexan rapid treatment to remove all hope" seminar.  I can cure you of ALL hopeoid usage, with some pretty wicked aversion therapy.  You'll begin to treat hope like shit-wrapped strychnine.

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