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26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

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I’ll be at chilis for happy hour Tuesday at 1604 and potranco next to the Costco. 
 

What SA’s are gonna join me?

 

 

who was the guy that said he’d either eat a McRib or shove one up his ass is Urban was hired?

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Just now, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Yeah, already planning on at least picking it up for dinner Wednesday 

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6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

Kyle field 

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My Michigan anecdote for this election is that when I was in Ann Arbor both before the game and after the game Michigan frat bros (different one each time) yelled at me that Trump sucks and Michigan is for Harris. I realize that's just because my clothes indicated I'm from Texas but if frat bros are willing to yell that then this thing is in the bag for Harris. Ha.

Hope you told them to vote

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5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

I had you pegged as older than that.

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22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

Right after I see this the algorithm sends a house in Burgundy, France to me for $218K.

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10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

Lies, damn lies, and statistics 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

NBC did not get the memo. Football Night In America presented by Applebee’s. 

Fuckers are against the sweet taste of freedom from tyranny.  

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I was thinking that if Harris wins and I go to Chili's then I was going to take down an El Niño margarita or three. But then I realized I won't be able to pass up the opportunity to order a different kind and emphasize when I order a "LA Presidente margarita" even if the official name of the drink lacks the gender article.

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14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

“Fuck, we forgot black people could still vote!”

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10 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Tambien. Haven't been to Chili's since...decades?!?!

But, pour la démocratie!!!

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27 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

4 Seasons Landscaping

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Seriously, on the France stuff, if you want to learn French just move to a medium-sized city and go out and drink a lot. It's possible to learn it in Paris but it's harder because there are so many people from all over in Paris, you could spend a year there speaking English or Spanish or whatever.

Medium-sized French city will still have more culture and history than most of America, and housing costs are about half of Germany or the UK. Trains/buses are the best imho.

To jump start you, here are 4 useful phrases:

Ce n'est pas de ma faute      it's not my fault

Je l'ai trouvé comme ça      I found it like that

Je n'ai rien touché      I didn't touch anything

C'était déjà cassé      It was already broken

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Guys,

I'm pretty sure there isn't a Chili's nearby, so I'm just going to hit up a nice Italian restaurant near me and ask for Southwest egg rolls.  I'll report back tho

CASA D'ANGELO RISTORANTE, Boca Raton - 171 E. Palmetto Park Rd. - Menu,  Prices, Restaurant Reviews & Reservations - Tripadvisor

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3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Seriously, on the France stuff, if you want to learn French just move to a medium-sized city and go out and drink a lot. It's possible to learn it in Paris but it's harder because there are so many people from all over in Paris, you could spend a year there speaking English or Spanish or whatever.

Medium-sized French city will still have more culture and history than most of America, and housing costs are about half of Germany or the UK. Trains/buses are the best imho.

To jump start you, here are 4 useful phrases:

Ce n'est pas de ma faute      it's not my fault

Je l'ai trouvé comme ça      I found it like that

Je n'ai rien touché      I didn't touch anything

C'était déjà cassé      It was already broken

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

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Just now, BamaATL said:

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

She watched A Good Year didn’t she?

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