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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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11 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

The perfect political ad doesn’t exis…..

 

10/10 no notes, would have been a 20/10 if they got Aubrey Plaza to be the chick 

 

This is a post from the guy (boricualbc) who said after the rally that he was making a "special project" of Hinchcliffe.  He's doing his part, for sure.

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2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I'm trying to figure out a smooth way to shoehorn in that yesterday I learned that there's a Vaglick Drive near Beaumont but my aimless attempts to shoehorn jokes have previously failed, so I'll just state the fact.

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Yeah, going to be a no from me dawg, I want no part of licking any Vag anywhere near Beaumont...

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Look, I'm not a fan of it in terms I wish none of this stuff would happen. But if they riot again the easy solution is to Ashli Babbitt someone much more quickly this time. Once that happened they figured shit out real fast. I'm pretty confident this will happen on January 6th, 2025 because they're already designating it a national security event. The question is if they'll react accordingly in other locations on other dates.
If you want to attempt a coup then you are risking your life. Make that clear, and make it clear very early on. That's how this is handled quickly.
DC will be locked down tight. There will be no riots this time.
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I want to leave election day thread to be exclusively for results and after they start rolling in. 

Set it for 5PM central tomorrow because that's when the first votes will start getting released if it happens earlier we will open it accordingly. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I want to leave election day thread to be exclusively for results and after they start rolling in. 

Set it for 5PM central tomorrow because that's when the first votes will start getting released if it happens earlier we will open it accordingly. 

Do like we do with recruiting and have 1 thread for official called results and 1 thread for commentary? Assign @Js1 to be the poster to post the official results in that thread with special mod type privilege for this forum to post in a locked thread? 

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23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

There should be snipers on every rooftop in every major city.

Shoot one or two in every place where they start wanting to play Grand Theft Capitol again. 

The rest of their nuts will shrivel right up and they'll go on back to their trailers.

Bitchasses.

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10 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Not quite Chilli's but I did just achieve my lifelong dream of talking about the McRib with the international media (Reuters in this case) which I have to believe is a good omen. 

Why do you hate us?

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17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I want to leave election day thread to be exclusively for results and after they start rolling in. 

Set it for 5PM central tomorrow because that's when the first votes will start getting released if it happens earlier we will open it accordingly. 

 

Good call boss

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11 minutes ago, texasdago said:

To be fair, I just want y'all to know that those of you slumming at other Chili's will be looked down upon by those at the mothership...

https://austin.eater.com/2024/4/10/24126715/chilis-at-45th-and-lamar-day-austin-official-proclamation-april-5

As for what to eat, here you go... Surly Approved Chili's Food Items

 

 

Diarrhea will unite us.

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14 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Not quite Chilli's but I did just achieve my lifelong dream of talking about the McRib with the international media (Reuters in this case) which I have to believe is a good omen. 

Well it is Irish after all

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) / "Irish Spring"

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5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Holy shit, how old is this video? If he was scheduled to appear at 10am isn't he legit three hours late now?

If he starts running behind then it will just compound throughout the day as he'll be late for every rally and people won't wait around for him.  Rallys 3 and 4 today will have fake news and 5 magats

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