2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Pancho 42993]

If your base is making deepfake videos of MLK and Michael Jordan “endorsing” your candidate, that tells me everything I need to know about how you feel about this election. 

[Surly Bevo 24604]

The bigger a Harris win is, the bigger the steal was.  C'mon guys and girls, you know this.

[wildcat09 28562]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

Joe Biden fucking despises Trump with the fury of a trillion suns. He's not going to pardon him. 

['stache 21590]

15 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

There is no way he is conceding. He will claim it was stolen and try to go to Russia if it looks like he might go to jail.

It's more likely he'll be in Russia by 5pm tomorrow and we never hear a word from him ever again until the Kremlin announces his death next year.

[Red Five 40450]

What would even be the point of a pardon? He'd just immediately break any deal they agreed to.

[Js1 83626]

Just now, 'stache said:

It's more likely he'll be in Russia by 5pm tomorrow and we never hear a word from him ever again until the Kremlin announces his death next year.

[Clintonaldo 2534]

Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

Her :

[Sawbonz 26893]

4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Only one of them has immunity under this SC. 

lol if you think this SCOTUS will be hearing anything regarding Biden if this shit goes sideways 

[Fudge Nuggets 18995]

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Damn. Tight as hell.

I've seen enough.  All 50 states for Harris.

['stache 21590]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The bigger a Harris win is, the bigger the steal was.  C'mon guys and girls, you know this.

A landslide also makes his already stupid plan less likely to succeed so if the writing is on the wall early I can see him getting the fuck out and seeking refuge.

[The Original Greaser Bob 2732]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's more likely he'll be in Russia by 5pm tomorrow and we never hear a word from him ever again until the Kremlin announces his death next year.

We'll put a Ukranian army bounty on the mofo and they will hunt him down. 

Like a dog..  

[Fudge Nuggets 18995]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

definitely only a few thousand. GOTV will be key

4,200 based on 2020 participation numbers.

[SydneyCarton 47486]

23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That dude is huffing Fentanyl-strength hopium. I mean, Trump has a chance at winning -- I don't think he will -- but if he does, it will be by a razor-thin margin.

If harris wins tomorrow, espescially if she wins big, watching how Texags reactions is going to be fascinating, but mostly terrifying. 

[henrygandorf 28888]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

this would be amazing. trump having to go beg biden for a pardon, like a child, his hands sticky from candy...

[Surly Bevo 24604]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If harris wins tomorrow, espescially if she wins big, watching how Texags reactions is going to be fascinating, but mostly terrifying. 

You can go there now and see how the cult is reacting to last Saturday night and.....

[kevwun 15336]

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If harris wins tomorrow, espescially if she wins big, watching how Texags reactions is going to be fascinating, but mostly terrifying. 

There will be some accurate reflections about how they were bamboozled by Trump for a day or 2, but they will be happily talking about 2028 by the weekend.  No group is better at rebounding after defeats.

Edited 5 hours ago by kevwun

[Js1 83626]

Generational Lab did a poll of college students in the 7 swing states 

+51 Harris (72-21)

[Clintonaldo 2534]

Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

Her :

I forgot my last response to her.

[Js1 83626]

Survnation (UK pollster) has Harris up 51-47 in PA

[HOOKEM4 4948]

9 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

Her :

I told my wife we are going on a hot date tomorrow. She asked where. Suffice to say, we are not going on a hot date tomorrow.

[F250 28529]

39 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

Some other Surly wife seeing this post.

[Teebox 88]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Generational Lab did a poll of college students in the 7 swing states 

+51 Harris (72-21)

Probably the least reliable voting bloc...

[Chopper 16666]

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess.

let's be safe out there.

What's better, the smash burger or the chicken ranch sandwich?

 

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I criticized a post by Wasserman a few days ago and someone came to his defense. I remember him providing reliable and interesting information 4 years ago (could've been 8 years ago because in 2020 I turned to Bitecofer for info) but I swear the dude's brain is mush or he's outright trying to spin bullshit. To compare Black and Latin voters and indicate their voting interest is lagging in comparison to 2020 is misleading af. In 2020 only 63% of Blacks and 54% of Latinos voted, so their voting interest is actually higher this year, and in the case of Black voters it's 20% higher. Also in 2020 only 50% of 18 to 34s voted, so umm 52 > 50. 

[HOOKEM4 4948]

8 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

We'll put a Ukranian army bounty on the mofo and they will hunt him down. 

Like a dog..  

If this happens, it would fit the simulation perfectly. Actor turned President, hunts down actor turned President that is on the lamb. Directed by Michael Bay!

[mchookem 15568]

36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I went to the Google machine to see what that was all about. It's 2+ years old and in reference to him saying things like he'd give Trump a swift left hook, etc, that earned him a visit from the Secret Service. Got naked with Kim Basinger, Carre Otis and Marisa Tomei AND hates Trump ... 

...and he loves, loves, loooves dogs! 🐶😊

[Chewbacca 7625]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What would even be the point of a pardon? He'd just immediately break any deal they agreed to.

Correct.  There is no world where he would ever live up to his end of any deal.  So no deals.

[Js1 83626]

Just now, Chopper said:

What's better, the smash burger or the chicken ranch sandwich?

 

I criticized a post by Wasserman a few days ago and someone came to his defense. I remember him providing reliable and interesting information 4 years ago (could've been 8 years ago because in 2020 I turned to Bitecofer for info) but I swear the dude's brain is mush or he's outright trying to spin bullshit. To compare Black and Latin voters and indicate their voting interest is lagging in comparison to 2020 is misleading af. In 2020 only 63% of Blacks and 54% of Latinos voted, so their voting interest is actually higher this year, and in the case of Black voters it's 20% higher. Also in 2020 only 50% of 18 to 34s voted, so umm 52 > 50. 

My favorite Wasserman thing was him claiming 2pm turnout in Virginia Beach was lagging so it was a red wave

5 hours later, it was not 

[Surly Bevo 24604]

1 minute ago, Teebox said:

Probably the least reliable voting bloc...

Yep but I would bet for however reliable they are the 72 (a lot of them undoubtedly female) are going to be more reliable than the 21

[Pato del Muerto 52114]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Final Sabato Crystal Ball - 

276 Harris (MI, PA, WI, NV)
262 Trump (GA, NC, AZ)

276-262 was what the models were coalescing towards about 2 weeks ago. 

Gigante si verdad

[Firemans4Horn 17227]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

What's better, the smash burger or the chicken ranch sandwich?

 

I criticized a post by Wasserman a few days ago and someone came to his defense. I remember him providing reliable and interesting information 4 years ago (could've been 8 years ago because in 2020 I turned to Bitecofer for info) but I swear the dude's brain is mush or he's outright trying to spin bullshit. To compare Black and Latin voters and indicate their voting interest is lagging in comparison to 2020 is misleading af. In 2020 only 63% of Blacks and 54% of Latinos voted, so their voting interest is actually higher this year, and in the case of Black voters it's 20% higher. Also in 2020 only 50% of 18 to 34s voted, so umm 52 > 50. 

He’s reporting voting interest that is at a 9 or 10 out of 10. Not expected turnout %. 

[4th&Five 41243]

[Yev Kassem 984]

35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess.

let's be safe out there.

Same with the Big Smasher. The sauce is great, but they put way too much on.  Just order it on the side and save some napkins and probably your shirt. 

[Dnaguy 11598]

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

They never are.

Every one of those people sucked.

[Chopper 16666]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He’s reporting voting interest that is at a 9 or 10 out of 10. Not expected turnout %. 

Correct. But it those 2 categories of voters are at the highest level of interest of voting, meaning they absolutely intend to vote, and it can't possibly be a "part of the story" if Trump wins tomorrow (edit - at least not in the way that fuck is trying to both sides things).

Edited 5 hours ago by Chopper

[Willfully Horn 7890]

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I have also said before, I wouldn't be that surprised if there's been back channels in the last few days, or weeks, about a pardon in exchange for conceding he lost. 

Now, has/would Harris or Biden even entertain that offer or even take the calls is another story.  And I doubt it.  

 

1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

Correct.  There is no world where he would ever live up to his end of any deal.  So no deals.

When dealing with folks who have no integrity, I feel no burden to act with integrity. Agree. Then gut him like a fish.

[Born to Run 6356]

39 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess.

let's be safe out there.

Focusness!

[Willfully Horn 7890]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Best post of the last decade.

[texasdago 7463]

[mchookem 15568]

21 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

Her :

 

 

[SizzleChest 8246]

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

Fuck all that.  You have to castrate that fucker and that includes the fucking media, but no one can trust them.

[sidis 9674]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

fucking stanleys.

[Fudge Nuggets 18995]

46 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Like trying to imagine what infinity looks like.

Dude, that's easy

∞

[Pato del Muerto 52114]

54 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The Surl at Chilis Wednesday night

Hits near to home. About 20 years ago after a happy hour work function in a chilis or a peer restaurant in the north Dallas area around northwest highway, my African-American friend took me to a lovely little place down the road called Dallas gentlemen’s club where to out surprise Alan iverson and crew were a couple tables away with many bottles of Dom and the attention of most of the talent.  It was reported the next morning that he missed shoot around due to illness, but managed to play in the game that night. 

[Js1 83626]

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

 

 

Is this the one we are doing on Wednesday??

[DDD Dad 14076]

The wife said to me this morning she wants to go essentially "air gapped" (my term, not hers) starting tomorrow and not see any news, social media, etc., until the end of the week.  She just can't take all of this anymore.

[Brisketexan 103651]

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

When dealing with folks who have no integrity, I feel no burden to act with integrity. Agree. Then gut him like a fish.

This.  This is how you deal with people like Trump.  Always.  Do unto them as they do unto others.

[CooterBrown 17760]

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I don't even like Jason Isbell but fuck it, I like Jason Isbell.

[MidTexHorn 818]

28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Talking election with my 35ish year old Ethiopian immigrant limo driver. His sisters who all live in Atlanta are voting TrUmp, and he’s convinced his lifelong Democrat mom to switch over by getting her to listen to right wing podcasts. Interesting and sad to hear such a weird and unorthodox perspective.  

[SizzleChest 8246]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20149]

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

You know, we do the weave. Do you know what the weave is? We'll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together, and it's like, friends of mine that are, like, Surly assholes, they say, "It's the most brilliant thing we've ever seen".