2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Texaus 377]

3 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Same with the Big Smasher. The sauce is great, but they put way too much on.  Just order it on the side and save some napkins and probably your shirt. 

Co-sign. Tried to do my part. I went to Chilis today(because of this thread) for the first time since probably 1995. It was very underwhelming and too much goddamn mystery sauce. Not feeling very good since, but I usually eat lean meats and vegetables, so shock to the system. 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

The wife said to me this morning she wants to go essentially "air gapped" (my term, not hers) starting tomorrow and not see any news, social media, etc., until the end of the week.  She just can't take all of this anymore.

You sure she didn't say "airtight?" That's what she told me at least.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

So am I the only one that thinks its possible Trump projects everything to the other side so when he says the Dems are rigging the election it is actually his team that figured out a way to rig it for him?  I can totally see him demanding that they make sure he wins all 50 states or some shit like that.  Something so implausible that it the riots come, it will be from the good guys when NY, CA, MA, etc… are suddenly red on election night.  I feel like a manic depressive as I swing back and forth from Harris in a blowout to Trump cheats and wins.  Can’t wait for this to be over.

[Gatorubet 30183]

28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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Selzer, who acknowledged it was “hard for anybody to say they saw this coming,” said that “age and gender are the two most dynamic factors that are explaining these numbers.” In particular, per the results, voters 65 and older favor Harris — and women 65 and older favor her 63% to 28%.

i’m not sure how he can be underwater 35 points with older women and expect a return of 2016.

And I know that Wasserman has women six percentage points greater in election interest ( at least, rated as  9 or 10) than men, with men in 2024 having the lowest interest in the last five presidential elections.   

Trump relies on motivated male voters as his bread and butter.   Lower male Trump voter enthusiasm combined with increased female Harris favorable voter enthusiasm seems kind of a good thing

[DDD Dad 14323]

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Survnation (UK pollster) has Harris up 51-47 in PA

[tx ind 7006]

15 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I told my wife we are going on a hot date tomorrow. She asked where. Suffice to say, we are not going on a hot date tomorrow.

Chili's day is Wednesday, not tomorrow

[VivaNaranja 466]

2 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Talking election with my 35ish year old Ethiopian immigrant limo driver. His sisters who all live in Atlanta are voting TrUmp, and he’s convinced his lifelong Democrat mom to switch over by getting her to listen to right wing podcasts. Interesting and sad to hear such a weird and unorthodox perspective.  

they're lying to him. They watched that Julia Roberts ad

[CooterBrown 18001]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

The wife said to me this morning she wants to go essentially "air gapped" (my term, not hers) starting tomorrow and not see any news, social media, etc., until the end of the week.  She just can't take all of this anymore.

Please overnight this from Amazon and hand it to her on Wednesday morning and just say "blessed be the fruit".  Have a camera set up to record your murder.

 

 

[honolulu horn 6158]

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

The wife said to me this morning she wants to go essentially "air gapped" 

uhhhhh

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

3 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Talking election with my 35ish year old Ethiopian immigrant limo driver. His sisters who all live in Atlanta are voting TrUmp, and he’s convinced his lifelong Democrat mom to switch over by getting her to listen to right wing podcasts. Interesting and sad to hear such a weird and unorthodox perspective.  

First, nice humblebrag about your limo driver.  Second, if Trump wins I hope he and his family get deported back to their shithole country and spend the rest of their days thinking about what a bad choice they made.

[DDD Dad 14323]

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

fucking stanleys.

[Bullneck 19070]

29 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

Her :

She looks like Doc Rivers?  Oof.

[Stilicho 1397]

https://apnews.com/article/musk-million-sweepstakes-lottery-pennsylvania-krasner-4f683c48eb7dcc57f183e54ef16e7320

So Musk dodges the injunction in Pennsylvania.

[DDD Dad 14323]

This thread is delivering.

[Born to Run 6569]

4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Chili's day is Wednesday, not tomorrow

Tomorrow we eat the birds.

[Pancho 44685]

 

[SizzleChest 8283]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And even when Selzer was wrong with POTUS races (she called Iowa in 2004 for Kerry +3) Bush only won by 10K votes, or 0.7%. 

At the end of the Bulwark interview with her (posted yesterday on this thread), she has a really good descripton for how that fact pattern evolved.  Her poll was not wrong as much it was "early".

[immamac 42832]

10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

The wife said to me this morning she wants to go essentially "air gapped" (my term, not hers) starting tomorrow and not see any news, social media, etc., until the end of the week.  She just can't take all of this anymore.

My friend told me this yesterday and I was like wtf are you talking about dude. Come to chilis with me on Wednesday. 

[atomheartbevo 89618]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know Trump still has a small, passionate base but overall the energy levels of his supporters comes across as much lower than 2016 and 2020. The low energy crowd will still most likely vote for him but they seem to just want everything to be over.

I think plenty of the low-energy crowd will just pass tomorrow.  They will tell themselves their vote doesn’t matter and why waste time standing in line?

[Born to Run 6569]

5 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

https://apnews.com/article/musk-million-sweepstakes-lottery-pennsylvania-krasner-4f683c48eb7dcc57f183e54ef16e7320

So Musk dodges the injunction in Pennsylvania.

But some poor brown person unwittingly votes illegally once, and it's straight to the pokey.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

6. My father doesn’t know my name

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was reported the next morning that he missed shoot around due to illness, but managed to play in the game that night. 

Obligatory:

 

[RDCanecutter 26377]

Bham snapshot: saw some Democrat feistiness locally, both white males 60+ (not counting me.) In the grocery store one White dude was bantering with a Black manager, Black guy insinuated White guy was a Trumpkin.

"Oh no-- I am not in the Orange Boy Camp... I'm one o' those Blue, those Blue Dots..."

I shot in "There's more than one." Laughter up and down the check-up line.

This is a blue town, and Bama's not gonna flip, but here's something to look for: In 2020 Alabama was +20 Trump. If it ends up, say, +15 Trump on Tuesday night? Then Trump's out of gas nationwide.

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And now for Goblin News:

I strolled by my Gold Guy, asked him how the election could affect precious metal prices. His main beef was if it got tied up forever. But basically, if Trump wins, gold will go down. If Kamala wins, there'll be a line of customers out the door the next day and gold will go up. Gold Guy makes his cut either way so don't worry about him.

Edited November 5 by RDCanecutter
duurrrr

[C-Man 27182]

MTG

[Brian Fantana 6677]

@Pancho the game day thread doesn't unlock until 6PM, idk if you intended that or not.

[SizzleChest 8283]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

[C-Man 27182]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario that I could see him doing that.

 

Pardon Trump? Are y'all mental?

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

MTG
 

who gives a shit what that bleach blonde bad built butch body thinks. 

[Aqua Buddha 14581]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Go fuck yourself.

[RichUT 1832]

If we never posted another MTG tweet in this thread again, I wouldn't be upset about it. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

4 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

@Pancho the game day thread doesn't unlock until 6PM, idk if you intended that or not.

lol at the Tech fan. 

[Dahobbs 17521]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

And now for Goblin News:

I strolled by my Gold Guy, asked him how the election could affect the election. His main beef was if it got tied up forever. But basically, if Trump wins, gold will go down. If Kamala wins, there'll be a line of customers out the door the next day and gold will go up. Gold Guy makes his cut either way so don't worry about him.

What a weird thing to ask. Although given Trump's attempts to thwart democracy before, I guess it is a legitimate question. 

Edited November 4 by Dahobbs

[SizzleChest 8283]

1 minute ago, RichUT said:

If we never posted another MTG tweet in this thread again, I wouldn't be upset about it. 

Even if she gets syphilis from her trainer, chooses to treat it with a cold compress instead of antibiotics, and then dies the drippiest, cuntiest death ever?  Is that OK?

[RichUT 1832]

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Even if she gets syphilis from her trainer, chooses to treat it with a cold compress instead of antibiotics, and then dies the drippiest, cuntiest death ever?  Is that OK?

The first part of your scenario involves her having sex, which is not something I'm equipped to think about without wanting to vomit. 

So no. 

[DaysOff 7943]

[mention=433]SubliminalHorn[/mention]
Must just be a poll of us abnormal gays
 
 

We know one in West Hollywood voting for Trump. A Jew. Mind bottling.

[SizzleChest 8283]

Just now, RichUT said:

The first part of your scenario involves her having sex, which is not something I'm equipped to think about without wanting to vomit. 

So no. 

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

[Mittens 8251]

 

[NorthLoop 14180]

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

Dammit you beat me to it

[RichUT 1832]

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

I'll make an exception for this very specific (and highly likely) scenario. 

Otherwise, let's spare each other.

[Captainant 27618]

I for one am excited for the return of BigMap™ with tomorrow's coverage 

 

 

[MidTexHorn 822]

23 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

First, nice humblebrag about your limo driver.  Second, if Trump wins I hope he and his family get deported back to their shithole country and spend the rest of their days thinking about what a bad choice they made.

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Avatar checks out

[Brisketexan 105041]

25 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

https://apnews.com/article/musk-million-sweepstakes-lottery-pennsylvania-krasner-4f683c48eb7dcc57f183e54ef16e7320

So Musk dodges the injunction in Pennsylvania.

I suspect this is why it was denied:

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They also said Krasner’s bid to shut it down under Pennsylvania law was moot because there would be no more Pennsylvania winners before the program ends Tuesday.

That's a good mootness argument.  If the claim was based solely on Pa. law and actions occurring in Pa., and no further actions will occur, then there is no dispute going forward to resolve.  And that deprives the court of jurisdiction to act (courts only resolve actual disputes - and for injunctions, that dispute MUST be about a future harm).

It's a scam.  And anyone who signed the petition may have an independent claim against Musk for fraud or something similar.

Musk is a piece of dick.

[aggie08 21481]

18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

MTG
 

Cool. So I'm sure she won't be screaming stolen election this time if Trump loses again. Glad we got that out of the way.

Edited November 4 by aggie08

[Bullneck 19070]

3 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

Ouch.  That's sad to hear.

[Js1 85258]

MAGA Twitter is turning on Atlas Intel already.  Doing damage control 20 min before they drop. 

I wonder if they drop some more "realistic" polls to save face - like tied/Harris +1 in the blue wall and tied/Trump +1 in the Sun Belt. 

[Goofyboy 3268]

ABC Nightly News uses Nate Silver 538 as their go to for polls. I hate the news.

[Clintonaldo 2572]

6 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

Get better buddy

[DDD Dad 14323]

27 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

But some poor brown person unwittingly votes illegally once, and it's straight to the pokey.

[Gil Bang 25907]

39 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I don't even like Jason Isbell but fuck it, I like Jason Isbell.

Isbell is a guy that doesn't give a fuck who he offends

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I'm sure she's correct; dotard hasn't read it.   Reading is hard.