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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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A conversation with my wife: ”We have to go to Chili’s when Kamala wins.” ”…Why?” ”Because that’s what Surly is doing.” ”We have to go to Chili’s because of Surly.” “Yes.”

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And that is how the Chili's Baby Back Ribs Texas Longhorns NIL deal was started.

Next year's Chili's commercial.

*Texas Defense begins singing*

"I want my babyback, babyback. babyback, babyback"

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"Chiliii’s baby back ribs!"

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I have eaten BBQ with Derka, so this slams and goes hard.

ETA: "We" should do this... somebody knows Arch.

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Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

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Just now, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

No worries, with data from the Notch, a full 1/3 of R voters are on pace to crossover.  It's science.  

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Just now, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

Don't worry, we're totally not going to kill you if things don't go as hoped. 

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15 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

We’re in a position of hoping she’s not faking it.  Unfortunately I’ve known a lot of women in my days, and they ALL fake it. 

That's not how you humble brag my good sir. 

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8 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Well, I've heard that a lot of middle aged men make poor decisions in a vain attempt to hold on to youth.  

 

But I've only heard about that.  

So... don't get the used Porsche?

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On our AM trader call, our chief economist basically said a Trump victory would hasten the demise of the US Dollar as the world's reserve currency due to the fall of the US Economy (negative 1.5% GDP in the first year or two). So, if you are an economics only voter, that shoudl be enough to have you pull the lever for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

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5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

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1 minute ago, heso said:

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From the battleground in the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania, with all the sincerity in my heart: Get fucked Trump! Our girl Kamala has this.

What looks to be a white guy, wearing an Augusta National jacket voting for Kamala in a swing state. It's going to be a fucking landslide!

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!

 

 

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Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Gonna be a long day.

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

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34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ummmm, it is election day.  Election day in NYC started at 6 AM EST.  Why is the election day thread still locked?

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

Going to the gym in a bit, the shit part of that is where I live, it will be filled with Maga idiots that are also excited.  The upside will be tomorrow, when they no show.  

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Absolutely stellar day in NYC. I know, we are not a battleground.  But fuck it. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Atlanta, 63 degrees with some light morning drizzle, warming to 70 and sunny.  In other words, in an hour a chamber of commerce day, no excuses.  

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How does that pace break down minute by minute to 2020? JK

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

Yep. Women are going to crawl through broken glass in hell to vote today, regardless of weather. The voters Trump needs to turn out are gonna see rain and lines and just fire up a bowl and play COD instead 

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

San Antonio should be good after a ton of rain last night. Reports of 1-3 inches of rain last night.

 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

Blew through that fucking firewall, yeah?

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