2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[naija 3065]

17 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Biden has endorsed Harris. Just came across my email.

aol.com?

[Brisketexan 107033]

Perhaps I'm just programmed to think the worst of Americans, but I worry him being Jewish could be an issue.

There is a 100% chance that GQP brains are going to be broken as they simultaneously shout about how much they love Israel and fuck Hamas and if you have even a shred of empathy for Palestinian civilians you’re an anti-Semite….but also the Dems are controlled by a (((globalist cabal))) and Jews will not replace us.
They’re going to try to be pro-Israel, anti-Palestinian, anti-semites. Let’s sit back and watch.

Elon out here rage posting like a Surly game thread

If something makes Elon irrationally angry, there’s a 100% chance that thing makes the world better. I want to see him fucking stroke out in a full-on racist rage. Use the hard R, Elon…you know you want to. Can’t un-south Africa a white South African.

Brain has to be broken--then it's hi-larious.  Look at it from the lens of a Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, or sloping forehead types--see, Kamala is a woman and she's running for president so sexualizing her is instantly funny for RW grab 'em by the pussy christian types.  

They can’t help themselves. Nominate a woman, their misogyny busts through like a flash flood. They’ll run every misogynist play in the book.
I hope they do. Motivate the shit out of women to turn out. It’s really key.

[LCHorn 2751]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

And they're going to demand that Biden resign the Presidency.  If he's unfit to run, he's unfit to serve, etc.

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

[gmr548 16704]

10 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Weren’t the Republicans breaking Grindr in Milwaukee? I’m pretty sure cocks weren’t sucking themselves.

Don't y'all get it? It's funny because she's a woman (innuendo) and black (banana) - the right is getting better at comedy!1!1!1

These people, I swear to god.

[mdmost 44110]

The great replacement theory people will let their freak flags fully fly for all to see. This is so much better than them staying in the shadows. This is what America needs to see. This is how we have the reckoning this nation has been needing since Obama left office. Let is all come out. Our country needs it to happen. 

[Jive Turkey 13019]

 

[Js1 87290]

 

[Horn Dogg 4315]

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

[Bozo_Casanova 26910]

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

Republicans tho

[mdmost 44110]

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

Or racist and sexist dog whistles that he's thrown out. 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

State chairs are meeting now. Tn chair was the first to go all in 

allegedly 

[jw4381 3251]

1 hour ago, Texaus said:

Trump getting beat down by a black woman is a wet dream. But you know what also will make me happy when she wins? That Alan Lictman asshole being wrong.

[aggie08 21850]

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

Mrs. Thomas will text her husband, and this shit will be fast-tracked.

[mdmost 44110]

 

[UpperWestside 6285]

16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

 

 

It’s called sarcasm 

That was some obvious sarcasm. Funny though.

[Sawbonz 28245]

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This isn't it at all.  She has long been accused of trading sex for an assistant DA appointment from Willie Brown.  It's why I alluded to the "whore" slur that's about to be resurrected (in addition to the obvious "black" and "woman" slurs).

Oh so it’s even dumber than I though

 

 

[Buzzrock 15149]

52 minutes ago, Constant said:

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

That she has smaller tits than him 

[David Dennison 19570]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13743]

Harris’ mom was born in India and her dad in Jamaica. How much you want to bet that Trump throws out a tweet that some are questioning Harris’ exact birthplace.  “People are talking…”

Edited July 21 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Sawbonz 28245]

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Regarding the debate talk;  Donald has laid down a marker:

 

 

 

 

Slopadopolus is strong to quite strong 

[mdmost 44110]

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Harris’ mom was born in India and her dad in Jamaica. How much you want to bet that Trump throws out a tweet that some are questioning her exact birthplace.  

Let him. It would be a great way for her to point out one of the Project 2025 items is to remove birthright citizenship, something Vance's wife also has. 

[Js1 87290]

7 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Democrat have been continuously fucking up federal races in NC since Obama won in '08. My bar for thinking they would be decisive favorites there is... Quite high at this point.

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

[SubliminalHorn 7012]

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Oh so it’s even dumber than I though

 

 

It’s ALWAYS dumber than you think 

[Hank Kingsley 21812]

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

 

[Dbeasy 15613]

I’m unclear how I contribute to Kamala’s campaign. I don’t find a website other than Biden’s. 

[Js1 87290]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

You can also go via the traditional blue wall path (+NC) or the sunbelt path (NC, GA, AZ)

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I’m unclear how I contribute to Kamala’s campaign. I don’t find a website other than Biden’s. 

That money goes to her. 

[David Dennison 19570]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

Not if, but when.

[Js1 87290]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

 

Yep. They’ve seemingly forgotten. Let the GOP remind them 

[Js1 87290]

$15m+ in 3 hours, from the last thing I’ve seen 

 

[Underdog 29222]

20 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

you might want to read the news from a few hours ago, there have been some minor changes with the Biden campaign

What news? 

[C-Man 27834]

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

And here we … go

[elfenix 34782]

14 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Donald: I demand the debate be held on Fox News! 

Kamala:

 

[Texas Flood 1386]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

$15m+ in 3 hours, from the last thing I’ve seen 

 

immamac isn’t impressed

[gmr548 16704]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

I know that, I'm just saying I think the idea that Roy Cooper is going to be worth several points in NC is dubious. I actually do think I'd pick him though. Even assuming it does not fundamentally change the race in NC, I think he's a good a pick as any to court independent/moderates and the potential cost of picking him is the lowest. Most other names floated have a tangible downside or don't have any in-state upside. 

Shaprio is really the only other name I'd consider, but he's actually quite valuable as an above-replacement value Governor of PA. Holding that position is going to be absolutely vital if Harris loses in November and you want Shaprio on the ballot, without the stain of losing the state as a VP candidate.

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Well, shit.

[Hank Kingsley 21812]

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

[gmr548 16704]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

1.) What?

2.) Your base doesn't know what a good chunk of those words mean.

3.) Those that do will revert to point 1.

[Js1 87290]

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

[C-Man 27834]

I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

Shapiro endorses Kamala

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

56 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah that's going to happen, you syrup eating dildo. 

what's wrong with eating syrup?

[honolulu horn 6241]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

Shapiro endorses Kamala

Agree with every single point you made in that post. Every single one. LFG indeed! 

[Kermit 3166]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what's wrong with eating syrup?

It’s better than jelly.

[Sawbonz 28245]

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

Omg she’s an atheist communist AND believes in the occult. 
 

Swing voters are going to buy that for sure 

[Born to Run 6601]

All you need to know is 99% of it is dreadfully unfunny.

It's the comedy stylings of a middle school bully that never got his comeuppance yet became an "adult."

"gay"
"you do oral sex; oral sex is gross.'

[gmr548 16704]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

I could see being unprepared for one of the major governors or someone out of left field... But the sitting Vice President for the 81 year old POTUS? This is the best they have after the past few weeks?

I'm sure it'll fine tune but I am not impressed. Democrats can win this.

[Js1 87290]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Shapiro endorses Kamala

A big thing is not many of the non KH names have been nationally vetted. Good chance to let her team privately vet them 

[David Dennison 19570]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

They've really teed up the hits for the fringes of their base.

[mchookem 16784]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

Shapiro endorses Kamala

 

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Agree with every single point you made in that post. Every single one. LFG indeed! 

me too, i couldn't even pretend to know which was the better option. but...i can now say i'm feeling much more optimistic than i was this time yesterday.

i made a point of watching FOX news for a while earlier...i think seeing their reaction along with that of DT and others...yeah, i'm feeling pretty good about it now. 

[Blotto 24044]

20 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It’s ALWAYS dumber than you think 

this really should be the 24 GQP campaign slogan.