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4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


May be dinner time earlier than they thought

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they wanted sleepy joe out of the race, done 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

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legit hilarious 

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Posted

Harris/Kelly major campaign event assignments:

Detroit: Eminem and Gretchen Whitmer

Atlanta: Beyoncé and Michelle Obama

Philly: Taylor Swift and Josh Shapiro

Milwaukee: George Clooney and Barack Obama

Charlotte: Bruce Springsteen and Roy Cooper

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Posted
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

Then he's a fucking pussy for all to see. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Marc Elias will eat this man alive. And he knows all the rules and laws. The rules of a private organization, mind you. 

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At some point this fucker's face is going to pucker into itself. 

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

I thought that, too. But then you look at his face and the name completely checks out.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

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I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

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31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

He's also vain and sure he's the smartest guy in the world. If the polls show him losing ground, I think he'll insist.

That said, my predictions are the worst.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

Young guy.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.


GA, AZ, NV will be hand to hand combat 

Posted
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They haven’t told Trump yet that Harris will get the nomination.  Hahahahahaha

 



Maybe the tangerine twatopotamus hasn't had time to fully assimilate and understand that new shit has come to light.  He is old and senile, you know. 

Posted
13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

Baron Von Taintstain

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

He has a wife, you know...

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Posted (edited)
23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

Wasn't that the name of the Janitor in "UHF" movie played by Michael Richards?  

I know I repeat myself when I say that some of the worst MAGA people look like Thumbs to me.  Well Hans does not.  Hans looks like the ingrown nail of said thumb.  

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If it's Shapiro ... an African-Indian woman and a Jew will make MAGA heads explode.

Shapiro is a very, VERY smart cookie, and he's likeable.

The more I see of J.D. Vance the more I realize he's downright unlikeable. There's something creepy about him. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

I saw the same thing from a Bama fan about Milroe after we beat them in Tuscaloosa.  He was so close. 

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32 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

Shapiro is critical for PA and he’s a great speaker.

 

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