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A conversation with my wife: ”We have to go to Chili’s when Kamala wins.” ”…Why?” ”Because that’s what Surly is doing.” ”We have to go to Chili’s because of Surly.” “Yes.”

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can vote; Florida (paraphrasing) doesn't recognize a felony conviction in a different state for voting purposes.  

Weak on crime Desantis strikes again.  Fucker.

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Check:Vance comes out of the closet in an attempt to secure LBGT support

Checkmate: Kamala counters by announcing Pete as her running mate

If anyone has ever hate sucked a cock to prove he wasn’t gay, it’s Vance.
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If anyone has ever hate sucked a cock to prove he wasn’t gay, it’s Vance.

This classic Onion piece is even funnier imagining it was written by JD Vance. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

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Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.”

I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I’ve got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

 

I’ve tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

 

I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that.

 

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44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can vote; Florida (paraphrasing) doesn't recognize a felony conviction in a different state for voting purposes.  

Cannon made sure of that. Heifer.

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4 hours ago, gmr548 said:

This is way down the rabbit hole, but currently the state delegations in the House are 25R-23D-2 Ties. What, pray tell, happens if that becomes 25 votes for Trump and 25 for Harris in the House?

NC and MN are the ties FWIW.

According the Trump the Vice President can just pick the winner.  Oh, wait …

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  Trump was probably an early investor.


Trump never actually puts his own financial skin in the game.

He will want 7% to add his name "for all the prestige that you will get", but he won't spend a penny for a REAL investment.

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5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

This is way down the rabbit hole, but currently the state delegations in the House are 25R-23D-2 Ties. What, pray tell, happens if that becomes 25 votes for Trump and 25 for Harris in the House?

NC and MN are the ties FWIW.

 

they keep voting until the tie is broken. Also, the incoming races will decide, not current makeup

 

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Note that if a majority is not reached in the House vote (e.g., 25-25), that chamber needs to keep at it until the tie is broken. If the deadlock is still in place when the new term starts (noon, ET on Jan. 20), the vice president becomes acting president until such time as the House elects a president.4

 

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If Walz isn't going to be VP, he needs to be out there spreading this gospel that he created and has practiced and perfected.  It immediately struck a chord with so many in this thread and the socials, and I imagine pretty damn effective reaching the voters that need to be reached if heard day in and day out for the next 3+ months.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/26/trump-vance-weird-00171470

Walz is one of the most important figures in this campaign after Harris, whatever role it ends up being.  I'm damn glad he's on our side.

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8 hours ago, Satchel said:

Breaking news! Trump inadvertently tells the truth. Admits he’s not Christian:

 

Trump Declares He'll End Voting and "Fix" Future Elections

Trump Maybe Said He Wasn't a Christian

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7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nothing to see here. Definitely NOT trying to establish a dictatorial police state. Libs are overreacting/spewing violent rhetoric.

But did he clear up the whole Christian thing?

It is so nice to have his opposition taking Trump's declarations seriously and talking about them. Wolf and the gang see this and, since it doesn't slide into the election template, respond thusly:

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Losing the Christian vote fits perfectly. Let's see what they focus on. 

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Speaking of which, I told my wife over lunch that one of Biden’s final acts as President should be to call in the Marine Corps (no offense Capitol Police) to guard Congress starting the day or two before election certification and give the commanding order that anyone who enters the building unauthorized should be shot on sight, and make sure the public hears those orders loud and clear.

Wonder how many Marines (or whoever gets called in) would think Kamala stole the election
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Maybe some. But if you give a Marine a chance to shoot an insurrectionist . . . .

I bet more than you think would think your insurrectionist is their freedom fighter. Because there’s no way that whore could win without cheating.

That’s the rot we’re dealing with imo
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13 hours ago, Chopper said:

Speaking of electricity

The base was fine with this (yes, I know it's fake, they didn't at the time):

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But this is an issue?  If only I could put my finger on what the difference is between the two images.  It's a puzzle for sure.

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I can't even identify their problem with it. Could be a better length, a little shorter. Is it a bare shoulder?

These attacks are so silly and obviously racist that I wonder if their voters are suddenly experiencing the malaise we were. With this shit, they make themselves more laughable as the pro-republic movement has learned to attack.

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I can't even identify their problem with it. Could be a better length, a little shorter. Is it a bare shoulder?

Ostensibly, but in reality it's the intersection of sexy, brown, and middle age.  Their minds can't handle it.

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ABC/Ipsos fav/unfav numbers 

Harris 43/42 (35/46 last week) -11 to +1 

Trump 36/52 (40/51 last week) -11 to -16 

Vance 24/39 (25/31 last week) -6 to -15 

Plotting The Simpsons GIF

It was a good rollout week for Kamala with those numbers 

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

ABC/Ipsos fav/unfav numbers 

Harris 43/42 (35/46 last week) -11 to +1 

Trump 36/52 (40/51 last week) -11 to -16 

Vance 24/39 (25/31 last week) -6 to -15 

Plotting The Simpsons GIF

It was a good rollout week for Kamala with those numbers 

I mean if that has any kind of staying power and Harris can maintain something close to net neutral, the election is over. That's a pretty remarkable swing coming on the scene.

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Jesus, Pete destroyed that lady.  It's so nice to see smart, coherent Dems on the attack -- Kamala, Pete, Tim Walz, you name it.  They are informed, they are prepared, and they keep their cool.

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus, Pete destroyed that lady.  It's so nice to see smart, coherent Dems on the attack -- Kamala, Pete, Tim Walz, you name it.  They are informed, they are prepared, and they keep their cool.

“Now I don't know how often that gets reported on your network” LOL

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus, Pete destroyed that lady.  It's so nice to see smart, coherent Dems on the attack -- Kamala, Pete, Tim Walz, you name it.  They are informed, they are prepared, and they keep their cool.

It would be smart for Pete to do Fox News Sunday every week until the election. And I think Fox would be up for it. 

He's the only politician in America that can go on that channel, calmly and effectively destroy their narratives, and they still happily invite him back as much as possible. Gotta take advantage of that. 

 

 

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