2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[DigglerontheHoof 20601]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I’d eat that.

would need much more seasoning

[mdmost 42501]

7 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Please don't debate her. I would love nothing more than 2 hours of Kamala debunking every lie he says about her point by point. You can tell Inghram knows he's fucked. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5555]

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

Dude that recipe locks in the upper Midwest. I'm down to see his enchilada recipe.  

[Texaus 368]

Hotdish sounds awful. Is that really a thing?

[immamac 41751]

1 minute ago, Texaus said:

Hotdish sounds awful. Is that really a thing?

Yes, it's pretty great. It is not at all soupy, it's about as wet as any other casserole or enchiladas. 

[gmr548 16316]

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm down to see his enchilada recipe.  

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

would need much more seasoning

Or any seasoning at all. I'm just glad this recipe is coming out now. I would hate for it to have gotten leaked two weeks before the election and become this year's October Surprise. 

Edited July 30 by HornOnTheBayou

[mdmost 42501]

Christ, I love this guy. Any dad who's had to drive with their teen knows this level of clownery. 

 

[Pods 7499]

5 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Or any seasoning at all. I'm just glad this recipe is coming out now. I would hate for it to have gotten leaked two weeks before the election and become this year's October Surprise. 

October Surprise is a jello mold with shredded carrots and marshmallow pumpkins. 

Edited July 30 by Pods

[YGIFS 19445]

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Or any seasoning at all. I'm just glad this recipe is coming out now. I would hate for it to have gotten leaked two weeks before the election and become this year's October Surprise. 

Oh, there's an October Surprise.  You eat the whole hotdish on 29 Sep.  You spend all of 30 Sep on the ground crying in pain.  And on 1 Oct, you'll be surprised at the fleet of Nordic portions of your colon pass through your butthole.  

[The Original Greaser Bob 2736]

My wife is a hot dish. 

[Pablo 490]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Christ, I love this guy. Any dad who's had to drive with their teen knows this level of clownery. 

 

He's the opposite of Selina Meyers Veep, its awesome!

[Bozo_Casanova 25910]

 

 

31 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

@immamac how do we change the Fuck Around and Find Out rep from Gritty to a Couch?

I think we need to keep gritty but add a couch.  Also we need a fuck you +rep

 

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Look there's shitty hot dishes, but that recipe up there was not a shitty hot dish. 

Schell's beer is great, but that cream of mushroom? No gracias. 

[Tuco 5056]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Christ, I love this guy. Any dad who's had to drive with their teen knows this level of clownery. 

 

He's so anti-family. 

[Ted Lange 15935]

 

[bolverk 29107]

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Stalking a chick whom you work with, while married, and deflating her tires is weird.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11730]

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

Look there's shitty hot dishes, but that recipe up there was not a shitty hot dish. 

Correct, I had a version of it last week, except with browned ground taco meat instead of bratwurst.

[TexPx 2307]

Christ, I love this guy. Any dad who's had to drive with their teen knows this level of clownery. 
 

He’s that one cool relative you had that you actually liked to hang out with at family reunions.

[tx 3 putt 75574]

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

hes waaaaaaaaaay past due for a kick to his vagina 

[Zonahorn 7972]

1 hour ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I'm doing my part (PA resident)

I’m doing my part.

[butthurt 1504]

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

Had leftover brats for supper, so this hits close to home.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

[Tuco 5056]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

hes waaaaaaaaaay past due for a kick to his vagina 

If you are going to kick a man in the vagina, you better have a video of it. 

[Pato del Muerto 52118]

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think we need to keep gritty but add a couch. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11572]

Kamala is absolutely a friend of the surl. 
 

 

 

 

[Pancho 43021]

 

 

 

 

 

Spoke to my parents yesterday and apparently their pastor said “I don’t believe it using the pulpit to tell my congregation how to vote in political elections, so I’ll just say this one word that has nothing to do with my sermon—Kamala” and then proceeded to start the sermon.

[Brisketexan 103657]

Hotdish sounds awful. Is that really a thing?

Oh….its real.

A gift from my half brother, a Minnesota native:



Dare one of yall to make this gem:

[Pato del Muerto 52118]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

I’m doing my part.

You can vote for her in PA as long as you also vote for her in AZ. Savvy?

[Brisketexan 103657]

Make it modern! By…substituting actual cheese for cheez whiz.

[Zonahorn 7972]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You can vote for her in PA as long as you also vote for her in AZ. Savvy?

MIS🥷 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11572]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh….its real.

A gift from my half brother, a Minnesota native:



Dare one of yall to make this gem:

The Midwest repulsion to fresh ingredients is horribad.  
 

oh, don’t you see? You get that pop from the tablespoon of green onions!

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

1 hour ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I'm doing my part (PA resident)

 

7 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

I’m doing my part.

I didn’t do fucking shit

(TX resident)

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45228]

40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My wife spent the first four years of her professional career in the Minneapolis area.  She's still traumatized over hotdish being served at potlucks, etc.  She said having it once in her life was enough.

Funny thing; when she mentioned biscuits and gravy to people up there (she's from the Texas panhandle, for reference) they were repulsed over the idea.

 

 

 

37 minutes ago, immamac said:

Look there's shitty hot dishes, but that recipe up there was not a shitty hot dish. 

Focus you muppets

['stache 21591]

I want Walz. The contrast between him and Vance will be so hard for even the hardest maga to ignore. He’s just plain likeable. And didn’t he start the “weird” mantra? Yeah he’s got it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19001]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

 

Spoke to my parents yesterday and apparently their pastor said “I don’t believe it using the pulpit to tell my congregation how to vote in political elections, so I’ll just say this one word that has nothing to do with my sermon—Kamala” and then proceeded to start the sermon.

Hell yeah... make him VP, or at least Press Secretary.

[Biff Tannen 45228]

28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Christ, I love this guy. Any dad who's had to drive with their teen knows this level of clownery. 

 

This is so god damn good

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13485]

26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3549]

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

It's probably been mentioned before, but this is fucking bizarre as fuck, beyond the obvious part, but that he specifically mentions as her value being a mom, consistent with Project 2025 in which a woman's worth is solely to pump out children and serve her husband. It's beyond weird, its gross as fuck.

Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

[BearSchlong 8015]

Make it modern! By…substituting actual cheese for cheez whiz.

I just sent the book photo to my sister with that exact same joke. She moved to Eden Prarie last week. I told her to join a church and the hotdish mafia.

[immamac 41751]

1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

He actually said that. It was in response to a lot of white nationalist (aka Nazis) attacking his wife on social media and otherwise. This was his defense of her. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13485]

3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

Despite that....

[Pato del Muerto 52118]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh….its real.

A gift from my half brother, a Minnesota native:



Dare one of yall to make this gem:

Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

[StassneyHorn 6446]

The social media team behind the super original “Dark Brandon”, gives you its new attack “They’re weird.”

Imagine being a political consultant in DC. Probably 2nd most falsified billable hours behind Surly Lawyer.

 

[Ted Lange 15935]

7 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

 

[gernblansten 3159]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

Everything in that there book is about meat, frozen vegetables, two cans of cream soup and rotel. 

[Pato del Muerto 52118]

1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

Everything in that there book is about meat, frozen vegetables, two cans of cream soup and rotel. 

I think I can trust you on this since you called tater tots veggies

[Hmbre97 6264]

I just cracked myself up imagining a "White Dudes for Trump" freakshow Zoom call.

[GopherRock 1762]

Forget the Rotel. It is too spicy for the Scandinavian palate. 

[Horn Dog 9473]

 

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

He's literally screaming inside, I AM NOT WEIRD as he pulls a chair up to the cash register to chow down on a sad hot dog.

 

 

What kinda fuckin weirdo gets a fork to eat a hot dog and some fries!

[Brisketexan 103657]

Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.



Personally, I think you should go with this one:



It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”