Jump to content

2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

bolverk

By bolverk
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 55.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Js1

    3829

  • Pancho

    1213

  • tx 3 putt

    1191

  • Red Five

    1004

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Chult86
Chult86

I don't post all that often, though don't mistake that for not enjoying this board's discourse, OUsucks/Texags point and laughs, and quality original content on a frequent basis. I haven't felt t

Clintonaldo
Clintonaldo

Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

ConferenceRoom
ConferenceRoom

A conversation with my wife: ”We have to go to Chili’s when Kamala wins.” ”…Why?” ”Because that’s what Surly is doing.” ”We have to go to Chili’s because of Surly.” “Yes.”

Posted Images

Gil Bang

Gil Bang 25689

Posted
Posted
28 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


I just sent the book photo to my sister with that exact same joke. She moved to Eden Prarie last week. I told her to join a church and the hotdish mafia.

once she's seen Karl Hungus...

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 3
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Gap03

Gap03 3193

Posted
Posted
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

968bf952c6c4ad90f31ec960f83e4793.jpg

Personally, I think you should go with this one:

d7ce88256ad16b3abdf9d3ad34963545.jpg

It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

Reminds me of Ms. Eriksen's 7-layer salad (the one with 16 cups of mayo) from How I Met Your Mother ...

original-grid-image-16519-1463789576-6.j

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Blotto

Blotto 23293

Posted
Posted
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

One of the weirdest mfers on the planet is going on Hannity to explain it away?

Bwahaha!

 

How many live rats did he eat during that segment?

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 5
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
bolverk

bolverk 29107

Posted
  • Author
Posted
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

968bf952c6c4ad90f31ec960f83e4793.jpg

Personally, I think you should go with this one:

d7ce88256ad16b3abdf9d3ad34963545.jpg

It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

 

I don't know if you guys had this guy on syndication in the early to mid-90s, but that recipe looks exactly like what Mr. Food would slap together as a monstrous re-imagination. Everything, I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G this guy concocted, looked and sounded like an abomination.

About_Origin_Hero.jpg 

  • Haha 2
  • Drool 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
tx 3 putt

tx 3 putt 75573

Posted
Posted
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

They don't care.  This has been out for years and they are sickies.  Maybe the best "every accusation is a confession" there is.


evangelicals get off to this …

fucking your daughter 

fucking kids 

fucking couches 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Da Fino

Da Fino 2669

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I've never given a dime to a political campaign in my life.  Until today.

 

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Did Walz make a Florida Man reference or did I imagine that?

I think so. That probably closed the deal for me. Good job Walz. You’ve got me interested. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ted Lange

Ted Lange 15935

Posted
Posted (edited)
33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Free speech!

 

 

Screenshot_20240729_225950_X.jpg

@dudesforharris is the real account from what I have gathered, looks like the other that was suspended was impersonating the real one.

Edited by Ted Lange
  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Biff Tannen

Biff Tannen 45228

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I couldn't decide in which order to post these, but I went with reverse chronological.

image.png.03d7215c640adcf5ef0c75061872505f.png

image.thumb.png.0ef5d17e7c16be1c4cd0e33ee99eb0df.png

I hear that Donald Trump is going to rape his former wives and also cheat on them, and then allegedly rape a 13 year old,, while also allegedly molesting his daughter.  Oh wait, all of those things happened.

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Chopper

Chopper 16699

Posted
Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

above is the real account from what I have gathered, looks like the other that was suspended was impersonating the real one.

Sadly, nope. The "for" was either a backup or to prevent impersonation. The suspended one, "4", was real. 

image.thumb.png.5dfc442468b0ab1ff1f5ebbb08dcccee.png

Edited by Chopper
clarity
  • Rage+1 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
NWBuck

NWBuck 8534

Posted
Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Astin was the least polished but the most real. Glad he had the chance to speak. 
 

“my father always told me that every human interaction is sacred”

I love that. 

Really good dude... Played softball with him on a team in Malibu /csb 

Edited by NWBuck
  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Horn Under a Bad Sign

Horn Under a Bad Sign 20305

Posted
Posted

My gf just drove from St. Louis down to San Antonio the back way ... down through East Texas (Paris, Sulphur Springs etc ..) without going on any major interstates and said she did not see ONE ... not ONE ... Trump yard sign or flag. That's significant.   I think even his supporters are tiring of his antics. 

  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Brian Fantana

Brian Fantana 6619

Posted
Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

My gf just drove from St. Louis down to San Antonio the back way ... down through East Texas (Paris, Sulphur Springs etc ..) without going on any major interstates and said she did not see ONE ... not ONE ... Trump yard sign or flag. That's significant.   I think even his supporters are tiring of his antics. 

I play poker at the local VFW every week and all the good ol' boys that used to wear Trump/MAGA hats all the time took them off many months ago. The assassination attempt changed absolutely nothing, too. The vibe I get is they just want him to go away and forget he exists.

Other than a few smug comments here and there about Biden losing in November, I mostly haven't heard a peep about him.

Edit: Rural town, northeast-ish of Austin.

Edited by Brian Fantana
  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
NWBuck

NWBuck 8534

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

My wife is a hot dish. 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Yes, it's pretty great. It is not at all soupy, it's about as wet as any other casserole or enchiladas. 

Quoted for historical (and hysterical) purposes 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 2
  • Drool 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TwiceHorn

TwiceHorn 30851

Posted
Posted
13 hours ago, C-Man said:

And the GQP will use better attorneys than Rudy and Sidney

They'll try.  But, even conservative-aligned law firms like Jones Day and Kirkland won't touch Trump.

Seems like the only good lawyers in Maga-land are religious freedumb lawyers.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TwiceHorn

TwiceHorn 30851

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

The Midwest repulsion to fresh ingredients is horribad.  
 

oh, don’t you see? You get that pop from the tablespoon of green onions!

I'm surprised you can buy chili powder in Minnysota.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...