2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[OU Sucks 8680]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You think the "affable, mediocre sexual performers who drive bland cars for Kamala" call is gonna drive that much of a crowd?

You happen to have the link for that one?....asking for a friend 😬

[ChiTownDoc 20907]

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya, this new thing of "Democrats who hit back".....I'm liking it.  I would like to see more of it.  And by more, I mean a fucking complete avalanche of it....

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

[Chopper 16735]

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

 

[Js1 83786]

 

[atomheartbevo 89096]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I replied to my latest Ted Cruz spam with "Go fuck yourself, you treasonous simp."  Immediate response of "You have successfully been unsubscribed."

That's right, Cruz's campaign spam reacts to keywords to automatically unsubscribe you.  I'd like to think "treason" and "simp" are on that list as being so frequently used that they serve as red flags.

If you respond with “hey Heidi, call me” you might get a robocall.

[G650 13335]

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

 

I'm dying

[Brisketexan 103664]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

It will look better if/when there is a complete and total Democrat victory on November 5th.  Not a moment sooner.  Always be on the attack.  Always be running your offense.  The goal is to score as much as you can.  IDGAF, 10 seconds on the clock, you're at your own 40?  Throw the fucking ball downfield.  

Nothing looks good until the clock has run out and you have won.  Everything is is hopium and chicken counting and hubris and folly.  

[ChiTownDoc 20907]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

It will look better if/when there is a complete and total Democrat victory on November 5th.  Not a moment sooner.  Always be on the attack.  Always be running your offense.  The goal is to score as much as you can.  IDGAF, 10 seconds on the clock, you're at your own 40?  Throw the fucking ball downfield.  

Nothing looks good until the clock has run out and you have won.  Everything is is hopium and chicken counting and hubris and folly.  

Oh that I agree, stay pissed and vigilant.  But the fact is this is momentum the Democratic party has not had since Obama.  Even FoxNews seems to be calling out the flailing Trump party...and not because they don't love them some Trump...I think they're just realizing what's best for their bottom line.  And they're all 'me' people, that we know...

[HOOKEM4 4949]

12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

 

I forgot about this. Amazing.

[YGIFS 19445]

43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Okay weird, again

 

0:24, "And I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.  Yeah, that's what the scientists say."  I can't tell if he was doing a bit, because the video cuts off, but either way---there's at least another few hundred thousand people walking around today thinking that's true.  

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

 

 

[Gil Bang 25690]

3 hours ago, heso said:

Southwest PA is a little different than the rest of rural PA. PA used to be referred to as a T because the southeast corner was Philly and suburbs and strongly democrat. Southwest PA was the land of steel mills and coal mines and unions. It was a place where unions made a real fucking difference in towns where they’d send young kids into the mines and people worked long hours 6 days a week and were in debt to the company store. It’s a place where the changes that unions ushered in made a massive positive difference in people’s lives. And because of that it was solidly democratic from FDR through Kerry. McGovern was the only democrat that lost southwestern PA I’m that time. In that respect it has a lot in common with WV and eastern Kentucky. WV was a swing state and blue more often than not for most of the 20th century. 

And then a black man ran for president and SW PA was lost for at least a generation. 

As Carville famously said: "You've got Pittsburgh on the left, Philadelphia on the right, and Mississippi in the middle".

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Counterpoint: The dude gets to walk around and introduce himself to women saying, “Hi…I’m Hung…No, I’m really Hung”

"Dey said you was hung"

"Dey was right"

[jw4381 3044]

She’s a badass. Fuck all trumpkin weirdos. 

[Okie State 3708]

More men talking about what it means to be a man without actually knowing what the fuck they are talking about.

[Pato del Muerto 52120]

Spelled M

[Gatorubet 29797]

Trump’s grandpa - the Bavarian draft dodger - was an enterprising guy. He made his fortune, grifting minors and providing them food, lodging, and whores.  

When he returned to Bavaria, he had the equivalent of $600,000 or more. Bavaria found out he was a draft dodger, revoked his citizenship and kicked him out of the country.

With that tradition behind him, no Trump male since the 19th century has ever agreed to military service for their country. 

[mdmost 42507]

It's like guys who claim they are alphas but aren't. They're just insecure. I think Kamala laughing and calling them weird cuts to the heart of the matter. They are so insecure and hate if a woman is laughing at them or thinking they're weird. 

[HenryJames 65594]

[Chuckie Finster 22375]

The crowd reaction, holy shit

 

 

[CTC2 2658]

I think this is a pretty good ad that ought to be on tv and not just digital. 
 

 

[Red Five 40455]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Zoom calls are now safe spaces?

[Royalfan5 2289]

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Trump’s grandpa - the Bavarian draft dodger - was an enterprising guy. He made his fortune, grifting minors and providing them food, lodging, and whores.  

When he returned to Bavaria, he had the equivalent of $600,000 or more. Bavaria found out he was a draft dodger, revoked his citizenship and kicked him out of the country.

With that tradition behind him, no Trump male since the 19th century has ever agreed to military service for their country. 

I can proudly say my Great-Great-Grandathers did their duty for Bismarck before fucking off to America, only for my Great Grandfather to be sent back to the continent to watch artillery from a Hot Air Ballon before getting taken out by the Spanish flu at least.

[mdmost 42507]

It's good but use his own words in an ad like that. Use him admitting he killed the bill. 

[Royalfan5 2289]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Zoom calls are now safe spaces?

Pitch for the Master and Commander sequel there 

[Hank Kingsley 20172]

I've been around the sun quite a few times. Men who shout about masculinity are hiding a deep shame or trauma in their personal lives. 

I'm sorry about whatever happened to them, but projecting their issues on to others has never been the answer. 

 

 

[Pancho 43061]

 

[randomhorn 1527]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You already got your "white dudes for Kamala" moment.  You think the "affable, mediocre sexual performers who drive bland cars for Kamala" call is gonna drive that much of a crowd?

It keeps this board running 

[Covri 6169]

Oh snap, quick someone help me with my dress and heels, I’ve been a woman since 2016* and didn’t even know it!

 

 

*I'm sure it’s been longer than that with down ballot races 

[Bozo_Casanova 25935]

36 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

Brisket answered the question, but fot myself-  I had accepted the inevitability of a Trump win as of June and developed contingencies accordingly. So, I’m playing with house money, baby. I am letting it all hang out and would encourage others to do the same. Blaze of glory either way. 

[Pato del Muerto 52120]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I've been around the sun quite a few times. Men who shout about masculinity are hiding a deep shame or trauma in their personal lives. 

I'm sorry about whatever happened to them, but projecting their issues on to others has never been the answer. 

 

 

Enjoy your heliocentricity while you can. 

[tbone_ 13991]

I've been around the sun quite a few times. Men who shout about masculinity are hiding a deep shame or trauma in their personal lives. 
I'm sorry about whatever happened to them, but projecting their issues on to others has never been the answer. 
 
 

Sounds exactly like something a beta cuck nancy boy would say.

- Maga

[DigglerontheHoof 20606]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The crowd reaction, holy shit

 

 

[Js1 83786]

She’s built for this moment 

[HenryJames 65594]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I had accepted the inevitability of a Trump win as of June and developed contingencies accordingly.

 

[Biff Tannen 45236]

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I've been meaning to say for years now; that burger patty looks fucking legit.

 

 

Edited July 31 by Francisco 2.0

[immamac 41770]

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The crowd reaction, holy shit

 

 

I don't know that I've heard a political rally that loud since Obama first time around. That was wild. 

[Huckleberry 32417]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Bozo_Casanova 25935]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I gotta say, that burger patty looks fucking legit.

 

 

[Zonahorn 7972]

 

[Tuco 5057]

23 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I think this is a pretty good ad that ought to be on tv and not just digital. 
 

 

I think it's a good ad for targeting certain voters (like "Republicans against Trump").  I would be concerned about making it look like a centerpiece of the campaign.  For the voters who list immigration as their number one issue, I think Harris has little opportunity for improvement.  For lefites (like me), the pandering could be a major turnoff.  I don't mind the ad, but it does set her campaign promise at what had previously been seen as a moderate compromise.  It's a shift to the right on an issue that is driven largely by xenophobia. Like I said, I don't mind it, but I can see the campaign treading lightly here.  

Edit to clarify: I think the issue is driven by xenophobia, but the ad isn't.  

Edited July 31 by Tuco

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

Meanwhile, weird is the new forbidden word on Twitter:

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, weird is the new forbidden word on Twitter:

 

 

 

What a fucking clown.  Why does everyone still use that platform?

[Js1 83786]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, weird is the new forbidden word on Twitter:

 

 

 

Oh my god they are so big mad about it. Hit them right where it hurts 

[CTC2 2658]

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

I think it's a good ad for targeting certain voters (like "Republicans for Harris").  I would be concerned about making it look like a centerpiece of the campaign.  For the votes who list immigration as their number one issue, I think Harris has little opportunity for improvement.  For lefites (like me), the pandering could be a major turnoff.  I don't mind the ad, but it does set her campaign promise at what had previously been seen as a moderate compromise.  It's a shift to the right on an issue that is driven largely by xenophobia. Like I said, I don't mind it, but I can see the campaign treading lightly here.  

I just like how she takes Trumps perceived strength on the issue and sticks it up his ass. 

[Js1 83786]

[Hank Kingsley 20172]

Pretty sure that Elon tweet is doctored/fake. 

 

[wild_turkey 3086]

Meanwhile, weird is the new forbidden word on Twitter:
 
 
 

So it’s okay for him to post a deep fake video of Kamala Harris appearing to say things she never actually said, but when users call each other “weird”, that’s crossing a line? Why has the world not turned X into a scar porn site already? Make it unusable.

[Longhorn94 2413]

30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The crowd reaction, holy shit

 

 

I love her

['stache 21595]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Pretty sure that Elon tweet is doctored/fake. 

 

If its real there really is just no justification whatsoever to remain on that platform unless you're a truth social type of person. Should be that way anyway, to be honest.