2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[4th&Five 42026]

1 minute ago, naija said:

the "happened to turn Black" line is so fucking hilarious though. like, you know, there is no way he himself believes it, but his belief in his own bullshit and the willingness of others to indulge him is so great that he went for it anyways..

she was hiding her black heritage all along a places like...Howard University.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Maybe that’s like Turning Japanese?

[Planet Houston 4950]

19 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

He reminds me of something someone once wrote about Mack Brown.

Paraphrasing but basically anytime Mack (Trump) says "and that's fine" or "I'm fine with it" you know deep down they think it's the most appalling thing that's ever happened to them.

Reminds me of the incredible Norm McDonald joke about Janice and the shallow grave.

"You notice that every Wednesday evening, Janice goes down to the YWCA to play basketball with her other lady friends...which is fine nowadays, ya know?"

Edited July 31 by Planet Houston

[tx 3 putt 78755]

6 minutes ago, elguapo said:

He thinks the interview went well 🤣

it went great for his message to his base and all racist whites 

He wasn’t getting much of the black vote, interview or not 

Edited July 31 by tx 3 putt

[tx ind 7060]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

she was hiding her black heritage all along a places like...Howard University.

and AKA

[kevwun 16449]

Look people if you can turn gay, you can turn black.  It's science.

['stache 22146]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

she was hiding her black heritage all along a places like...Howard University.

But she joined a sorority, Alpha something, this is them, right?

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[tx ind 7060]

Just now, kevwun said:

Look people if you can turn gay, you can turn black.  It's science.

[Js1 87287]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Look people if you can turn gay, you can turn black.  It's science.

Trump turned himself orange.  So there.

[tx 3 putt 78755]

6 minutes ago, naija said:

the "happened to turn Black" line is so fucking hilarious though. like, you know, there is no way he himself believes it, but his belief in his own bullshit and the willingness of others to indulge him is so great that he went for it anyways..

if Kamala and I swim in the same pool, can I be exposed and just turn black one day ?

Will I then have killer dance moves ?

[naija 3065]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

it went great for his message to his base and all racist whites 

He wasn’t getting much of the black vote, interview or not 

someone agrees with you

 

[cactusflinthead 27628]

 

 

[Brisketexan 107025]

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

And the exclamation point on that whole saga?  She apparently now has an Onlyfans page.

This timeline is either the fucking worst, or the most magically bestest....I truly can't decide.

[Gatorubet 30789]

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Maybe that’s like Turning Japanese?

I really think so. 

[naija 3065]

Feel bad for Rachel Scott though. The vile crap that is about to come her way...

[Brisketexan 107025]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

I had presumed it was when I just got out of college, made some poor spending choices, and tanked my credit.  But numerous female companions I've had since then have told me that no, I'm not even close to black.  My wife still shakes her head in shame when I try to dance.  Of course, she offers the taunt "man...even your mexican half can't help you."

Also, am I gonna be looking for all the black Twitter responses on this topic tonight?  Absolutely.  Popcorn time.

[naija 3065]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

oh, this is about to be a thread... 😂

[Pato del Muerto 53598]

11 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Might I suggest one of our offerings I think you will like.

 

He would just be hungry again in an hour

[Gatorubet 30789]

Trump: “You’ll take my racist name calling and like it, you dirty rabid animal!”

[tx 3 putt 78755]

5 minutes ago, naija said:

someone agrees with you

 

candence owen about to get a big check to get back on the trump train. That’ll be his Kamala attack dog 

 

 

Edited July 31 by tx 3 putt

[Underdog 29218]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

Feel bad for Rachel Scott though. The vile crap that is about to come her way...

If they touch one hair on her... 

[South Austin 53266]

Hi, guys. What’d I miss?

Edited July 31 by South Austin

[Brisketexan 107025]

Just now, South Austin said:

Hi, guys. What’d I miss?

Just more white people shit.

[Pancho 46372]

Now I really think they'll replace Vance because they need to change the narrative after this interview. 

[atomheartbevo 90676]

33 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I've never heard of Rachel Scott but she is not here for his bullshit.  Shes shown more spine than just about anyone I've ever seen interview him. 

4 minutes ago, naija said:

Feel bad for Rachel Scott though. The vile crap that is about to come her way...

Even in the flyer promoting the event, she was not having it.

[immamac 44418]

Just now, Pancho said:

Now I really think they'll replace Vance because they need to change the narrative after this interview. 

I don't think so, I think they are going to melt the fuck down and throw the election then claim that there's no way Kamala could win by such a large margin. 

[dcbc 14645]

12 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Maybe that’s like Turning Japanese?

I didn't think so.

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

candence owen about to get a big check to get back on the trump train. That’ll be his Kamala attack dog 

 

 

She's a holocaust denier now.

[bluto 5000]

There’s gotta be saboteurs running his team… debating Biden so early, Vance pick, letting kamala dictate terms on attacks, this situation, Project 2025 debacle. 

[Ted Lange 16441]

[Brisketexan 107025]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If they touch one hair on her... 

Man...she's such an all-timer.  Gorgeous, smart, won't put up with any bullshit....you know, everything that every woman in the MAGAsphere is not.

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

"A black job is anyone who has a job" WTF

“Vice President of the United States!”

[cactusflinthead 27628]

6 minutes ago, naija said:

someone agrees with you

 

The problem I have with this is why did they pull him then?

If this is Southern Strategy 2.0 then you let him keep rambling. But, they got him out of there because they knew it was awful.

 

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[immamac 44418]

Just now, bluto said:

There’s gotta be saboteurs running his team… debating Biden so early, Vance pick, letting kamala dictate terms on attacks, this situation, Project 2025 debacle. 

I would love to believe that, but I don't think this is true, I think the saboteurs are the Trumps themselves. They've rigged all the guardrails and traditionalists who know how to actually win elections. 

[Brisketexan 107025]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

“Vice President of the United States!”

And President of the United States.  Don't forget President of the United States.  Hired.  Then re-hired because he was doing a good job.

[Js1 87287]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Now I really think they'll replace Vance because they need to change the narrative after this interview. 

Tim Scott rushing to find that white woman he hired to pretend to be his fiancee and tap dancing back to Mar-A-Lago

[The Dog 44865]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53598]

4 minutes ago, bluto said:

There’s gotta be saboteurs running his team… debating Biden so early, Vance pick, letting kamala dictate terms on attacks, this situation, Project 2025 debacle. 

Or its idiots, grifters, and yes men like it’s always been. 

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[Michael Knight 13239]

4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Nate Silver's initial forecast gives Kamala a 43% chance of winning.

I assume this is a 3 way race with rfk jr getting some stupid %

[Js1 87287]

 

 

['stache 22146]

13 minutes ago, naija said:

someone agrees with you

 

No, if that was the plan, he would have been way more overtly racist to their face. I think he (and his team) are truly stupid and thought the "immigrants are taking black jobs" line was working. 

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump turned himself orange.  So there.

And blonde. After he turned gray. 

[Underdog 29218]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tim Scott rushing to find that white woman he hired to pretend to be his fiancee and tap dancing back to Mar-A-Lago

Stefanik breaking out the knee pads again. 

[Michael Knight 13239]

6 minutes ago, bluto said:

There’s gotta be saboteurs running his team… debating Biden so early, Vance pick, letting kamala dictate terms on attacks, this situation, Project 2025 debacle. 

I think you are underestimating just how stupid the people on Trumps team are, remember the Four Seasons press conference

[OU Sucks 9405]

44 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

"How come the people who tried to burn down Minneapolis...?  How come nothing happened to them?"

[mdmost 44110]

Did people not get arrested after assaulting Capitol Police during Bibi's visit? I fail to believe that happened like his dumb ass said it did. 

[naija 3065]

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

The problem I have with this is why did they pull him then?

If this is Southern Strategy 2.0 then you let him keep rambling. But, they got him out of there because they knew it was awful.

 

might have been the plan that had a head-on collision with reality, and let's face it, one Rachel Scott.

it really could have gone the other way with some other people doing the questioning. Don't take for granted that she stuck with it. I just looked at her social media accounts, and it's getting ugly.