2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Gil Bang 26269]

Abby Philips?  She's a blek working for fake news CNN 

/maga

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Oof - definitely not going high when they go low!  -- this is real but a separate organization.

[HenryJames 67481]

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

Vance can step down willingly.

Spoiler: Vance is not going to quit

[Pancho 46390]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it too late at that point?  Vance is the official nominee of the party.

Well to be fair, that Scott Jennings (who I loath but feel has more connections and insight for radical Republican) responded with something along the lines of “we’ve already had our convention, how would that happen” or something like that. 

 

I also thought it’d be too late but apparently that Ohio law is fluid

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Well to be fair, that Scott Jennings (who I loath but feel has more connections and insight for radical Republican) responded with something along the lines of “we’ve already had our convention, how would that happen” or something like that. 

 

I also thought it’d be too late but apparently that Ohio law is fluid

 

Trump will have to up the dowry from 40 couch’s and 15 cat executions to get him to drop out. 

[Horn Dogg 4315]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Some repub strategist on CNN’s Abby Philips show just predicted trunp will replace Vance during the DNC to regain momentum. 

When does Trump drop out and tell America that we don’t deserve him?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20954]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

When does Trump drop out and tell America that we don’t deserve him?

When he cuts a deal with whoever replaces him that he'll be granted immunity if said replacement wins. 

[Rex Kramer 1545]

16 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well you’re probably right but those people are morons. I’m around Trump voters daily and nobody thinks she’s anything other than black. Several were pissed Trump was blabbing about this today. I just laughed. I have to hold my tongue. A lot. I don’t understand how he’s managed to trickfuck people for 8+ years. 

[atomheartbevo 90692]

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I was 4 so I can’t comment on what the election was about, but all I know of the 1988 election was 1.) The Willy Horgan ad, 2.) Kitty Dukakis rape/murder debate question 3.) Dukakis riding in a tank and 4.) Bush promising no new taxes.

I just read Duakis actual response to that crazy question and I can’t see how that was a bad answer. 

In 1988, Rick Fucking Perry endorsed Gore in the Texas Democratic Primary.

[Gil Bang 26269]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well to be fair, that Scott Jennings (who I loath but feel has more connections and insight for radical Republican) responded with something along the lines of “we’ve already had our convention, how would that happen” or something like that. 

 

I also thought it’d be too late but apparently that Ohio law is fluid

It's piss

[immamac 44425]

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

When he cuts a deal with whoever replaces him that he'll be granted immunity if said replacement wins. 

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

[tx 3 putt 78793]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

wont save him from state charges  ?

[Radical Larry 28826]

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn't it too late at that point?  Vance is the official nominee of the party.

Vance can “step down” to pursue his dream of a career in upholstery. 

[Brisketexan 107052]

Vance can “step down” to pursue his dream of a career in upholstery. 

“If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day of your life.”

[Da Fino 2821]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

Plausible and fun!

[Gap03 3396]

36 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Before today, I had never heard of Judge Joe Brown. All of the sudden I started to get a video he made sent to me on every platform I’m on. Some old tv judge calling Kamala a piece of shit and a ho. Whatever trump did today won’t matter with these people. They are sending this to me with glee and think he owned this interview today. These are successful, decent people in my mind. He hasn’t lost those people yet. Young and new voters need to be mobilized if you want to beat this guy. Nobody is leaving trumps side. 

[ChiTownDoc 21362]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

We've got a certain Sooner Doctor that skews the average a bit. 

 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Unless he's got Oklahoma Osage $, he's got nothing on Joe Rogan's Spotify haul.

The fact that this man has succeeded at life makes me question if America is really worth it.

This dude has the political experience of a strip club bathroom attendant, the curiosity of a coma-induced brain dead hospital patient, and the entitlement of a Goldman Sachs banker. 

Well it may not be liquid but we do 65-70M EBITDA and have a banker signed so these aren’t pie in the sky numbers.  We would trade 15-17x the 65-70M with 150M debt. I own 20ish % after selling the rest in 2019 (won’t say that amount but we were at 150 docs so not tiny).  But yeah, hate to brag, but if fuckhead Joe has me beat, it’s not by much. And I’m not a bald conspiracy peddling POS stealing people’s money.     
 

/nopaystubs

Edited August 1 by ChiTownDoc

[Da Fino 2821]

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Well it may not be liquid but we do 65-70M EBITDA and have a banker signed so these aren’t pie in the sky numbers.  We would trade 15-17x the 65-70M with 150M debt. I own 20ish % after selling the rest in 2019 (won’t say that amount but we were at 150 docs so not tiny).  But yeah, hate to brag, but if fuckhead Joe has me beat, it’s not by much. And I’m not a bald conspiracy peddling POS stealing people’s money.     
 

/nopaystubs

Can I offer some private credit in exchange for shares?

[ChiTownDoc 21362]

Just now, Da Fino said:

Can I offer some private credit in exchange for shares?

PE overlords.  Killing me.  

[Gil Bang 26269]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day of your life.”

"tuck and roll"

[Da Fino 2821]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

PE overlords.  Killing me.  

I clearly said “credit.” Also congrats, that’s badass. 

[Gil Bang 26269]

12 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Well it may not be liquid but we do 65-70M EBITDA and have a banker signed so these aren’t pie in the sky numbers.  We would trade 15-17x the 65-70M with 150M debt. I own 20ish % after selling the rest in 2019 (won’t say that amount but we were at 150 docs so not tiny).  But yeah, hate to brag, but if fuckhead Joe has me beat, it’s not by much. And I’m not a bald conspiracy peddling POS stealing people’s money.     
 

/nopaystubs

 

 

[Tuco 5094]

I think the interview was the longest, continuous clip of Trump I have seen in at least four years, maybe six or seven years.  It's tough to do.  It's like this weird visceral disgust combined with boredom.  He is just, so fucking boring.  It would be worse if he wasn't such a weird dumbshit, more boring I mean.  The limited vocabulary, the pointless tangents and flashbacks, the repetition, the fucking droning.  Without his idiocy, he's basically Uncle Colm.

So, been a while since I've watched his schtick.  Was he leaning into Jan 6th that much at the convention? I mean, that wasn't just him not being responsible.  That was him saying it wasn't a big deal and that that security shot the chick "for just protesting."  That was him blaming cops for letting the protestors in.  I mean, I though the public was consistently against the J6 as just protest.  That seems like a huge liability if he is going to push that. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20954]

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

Dont worry, August is going to be awful for them

Wait until the season starts.

[ChiTownDoc 21362]

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I think the interview was the longest, continuous clip of Trump I have seen in at least four years, maybe six or seven years.  It's tough to do.  It's like this weird visceral disgust combined with boredom.  He is just, so fucking boring.  It would be worse if he wasn't such a weird dumbshit, more boring I mean.  The limited vocabulary, the pointless tangents and flashbacks, the repetition, the fucking droning.  Without his idiocy, he's basically Uncle Colm.

So, been a while since I've watched his schtick.  Was he leaning into Jan 6th that much at the convention? I mean, that wasn't just him not being responsible.  That was him saying it wasn't a big deal and that that security shot the chick "for just protesting."  That was him blaming cops for letting the protestors in.  I mean, I though the public was consistently against the J6 as just protest.  That seems like a huge liability if he is going to push that. 

He seems even more unhinged which has to scare the shit out of his handlers.  Love how they yanked him.  Even people out and about who rarely talk politics were like ‘did you see that shit? lol’ around Chicago this evening…

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20954]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

I also think this is a very real possibility.  He doesn't want to campaign, doesn't want to run the risk of losing again, and he doesn't even want the job. He just wants to avoid prison. 

[Gil Bang 26269]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20954]

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

But why would Joe agree to that? Donald's on the ropes. Joe needs to keep making Donald be miserable for the next four months and then live long enough to see him go to jail.

[Gil Bang 26269]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Sorry for quoting myself, but this thread moves at lightning speed. 

I posted this earlier:  The GF's DIL, who lives in our guesthouse with her husband;  Her Dad was born in Italy.  Her mom is half American Indian, and half Mexican.  

If you tell this lovely young woman that she's not Italian, or Mexican, or Indian (woo-woo, not dot) prepare for her to go apeshit. 

[Scheiss Meister 8478]

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day of your life.”

"If you love what you do, be careful not to leave stains."

[Gil Bang 26269]

42 minutes ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

fuck that shit.  That's banana-republic land.  Biden would never, ever do that, nor should he. 

[Surly Bevo 25787]

fuck that shit.  That's banana-republic land.  Biden would never, ever do that, nor should he. 

Ideal to me is convicted. Spends 6 months to a year in prison and then gets pardoned by the non-black black Indian lady.

Languish through the trial, languish in prison and then suffer the ignominy or your big momma patting you on the head and telling you to run along.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

I'm beginning to think Donald Trump might be a piece of shit.

I'll stay tuned though. 

[Gil Bang 26269]

Biden's senile, y'all

 

 

[Tuco 5094]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

That's a good deal.  I'd take that deal.  But Kamala gets to carve a swastika into his forehead.  

[immamac 44425]

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

That's a good deal.  I'd take that deal.  But Kamala gets to carve a swastika into his forehead.  

hawk tuah spit and shake on it to seal it.

[MrBig 5655]

12 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He seems even more unhinged which has to scare the shit out of his handlers.  Love how they yanked him.  Even people out and about who rarely talk politics were like ‘did you see that shit? lol’ around Chicago this evening…

Even some Fox News commentators were saying “she’s Black” because she has a Jamaican father. 

I think Fox News knows they are helping Kamala if they keep carrying on with petty attacks that have no substance.

[Blotto 24045]

8 hours ago, kevwun said:

Pretty sure Vance's wife is a female version of macklemore.

 

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Tailored cricket jersey?

No silly. She sucks dick for drugs

[Surly Bevo 25787]

Even some Fox News commentators were saying “she’s Black” because she has a Jamaican father. 
I think Fox News knows they are helping Kamala if they keep carrying on with petty attacks that have no substance.

[6th Street 6711]

Sounds like Shapiro is the pick given his popularity in PA. Win there and there are so many paths to victory. Lose and the odds narrow considerably.

[linux 1787]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Some repub strategist on CNN’s Abby Philips show just predicted trunp will replace Vance during the DNC to regain momentum. 

If JD Vance really is the manchurian candidate that the irrelevant part of my conspiracy brain laughs at, I hope so much he refuses to resign, that he really is a huge patriot looking out to sabotage what he once called America's Hitler. Have them have fights daily until election day to humiliate Donny daily. will never happen of course, even if he wanted to because Theil would dangle too much money to leave, but that would be so fucking on par for the disaster president.

[Biff Tannen 46215]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Well it may not be liquid but we do 65-70M EBITDA and have a banker signed so these aren’t pie in the sky numbers.  We would trade 15-17x the 65-70M with 150M debt. I own 20ish % after selling the rest in 2019 (won’t say that amount but we were at 150 docs so not tiny).  But yeah, hate to brag, but if fuckhead Joe has me beat, it’s not by much. And I’m not a bald conspiracy peddling POS stealing people’s money.     
 

/nopaystubs

Anyone who uses the term EBITDA is part of the problem and should be tarred and feathered.  At best.

[Biff Tannen 46215]

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Sounds like Shapiro is the pick given his popularity in PA. Win there and there are so many paths to victory. Lose and the odds narrow considerably.

Annoying, but I think this is correct.  Just give me Mayor Pete and Walz as bulldogs for the campaign.

[C-Man 27841]

Sorry is this has been mentioned but the wife just told me the reason Trump’s panel started an hour late was not because of PA issues. He refused to go on if they were going to fact-check him.

[Biff Tannen 46215]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

IMO they should cut that deal now and Joe should pardon him if he drops out. 

 

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I also think this is a very real possibility.  He doesn't want to campaign, doesn't want to run the risk of losing again, and he doesn't even want the job. He just wants to avoid prison. 

 

 

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck that shit.  That's banana-republic land.  Biden would never, ever do that, nor should he. 

[atomheartbevo 90692]

4 hours ago, elguapo said:

Don’t worry little buddy us millennials (‘82 counts right?) are here to save y’all’s old asses

4 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

You’re a Xinnial with me. 78 - 90 or so. We can use a rotary phone and make a .pdf.

[Haphap 743]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

A Snorlax popped up nearby and he needs to catch it in Pokemon Go

[Tuco 5094]

11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Sounds like Shapiro is the pick given his popularity in PA. Win there and there are so many paths to victory. Lose and the odds narrow considerably.

Right now, I think if it's not him, then the campaign made a misstep by keeping him around this long.  If the Israel issue was going to be a disqualifier, then they should cut him early on.  Not picking him will be more conspicuous to pro-Israel and Jewish voters.  

Although, I do think it was interesting that the UAW leader said Walz and Beshear I would have thought Shapiro would be a favorite of the unions. 

[Biff Tannen 46215]

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Right now, I think if it's not him, then the campaign made a misstep by keeping him around this long.  If the Israel issue was going to be a disqualifier, then they should cut him early on.  Not picking him will be more conspicuous to pro-Israel and Jewish voters.  

Although, I do think it was interesting that the UAW leader said Walz and Beshear I would have thought Shapiro would be a favorite of the unions. 

You are way overthinking this.