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Pimphand

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pimp is going to open all of the sheeples eyes by calling them cock smokers one by one

nah just here to treat the people like they treated the non compliant circa 2020-2022

Universe is a mirror..... good or bad

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15 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Why would giving our old military equipment to Ukraine cause inflation much less hyperinflation?

Tell me you are suffering from reptilian Uzbek mind control without telling me you are suffering from reptilian Uzbek mind control…

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47 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

 

35 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Is there a bigger coward than @Mo Horn?

I thought @aggie08 was the kneepad ringleader.

Imagine wanting either one of these scrubs on your team..... 

 

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

When talking to NPCs there is no point

Man you are near @aggie08 level longhorn slave.... odd

I'm one of, like, 200 posters to call you out for being violently, belligerently stupid. But I'm flattered that I seemed to have struck a particular nerve with you.

So, just to make sure that I'm tracking this correctly: the world economy is going to conspire to prop up the stock market through November to keep Trump out of the White House. And this is roughly 24 hours after you were convinced that Dem stupidity had triggered all the stock market circuit breakers, and we were in the beginnings of a total collapse. Sound about right? Is there any conspiracy that you won't believe? 

Again, how do you function in society?

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I’m noT jumping into this bullshit except to say that I’ve noticed in the last 48 hours between message boards; cable news tv and their websites a huge spike In the (incorrect, mind you) usage of the term "Stockholm Syndrome.". 

i get nazi and socialist and DEI and all the other dog whistles, but i dont get

how they arrived at stockholm syndrome ?

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12 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Why would giving our old military equipment to Ukraine cause inflation much less hyperinflation? And, even if we were printing money to give to Ukraine, the total amount we have given is such a small fraction of the total economy that it would be impossible for it to have any systemic effects. 

@Pimphand, just so we have numbers here. The US yearly defense budget is 850 billion. Total approved Ukraine related aid is 175 billion since 2022 (and most of that isn't actually money going to Ukraine). Why would the US economy see "hyperinflation" from at most the equivalent of a 10% yearly increase in defense spending? You're talking about an increase of spending equivalent to a 1.4% of the total budget or .3 percent of US GDP.  If that modest amount creates "hyperinflation", then what does the 850 billion a year we spend on defense do? 

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This might frighten you sheeple cock smokers but did you know Rage Against the Machine was singing about fighting the system??

image.gif.e60f9d0153bed1498956bfda7d8a3d09.gif
 

Deep, complex, new information I know

That is the problem they made people have the vaccine to show up at their concerts perhaps you should keep paying attention but i digress.

 

#Rage4TheQuaccine
#Rage4TheMachine

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The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

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4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

See? Not weird!

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

*machine's ass 

*universe's mirror

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

You were here just yesterday crowing that the economic apocalypse had arrived. Now it’s sometime in the future, but you’re sure it’s coming 

 

I think you’re full of shit

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You were here just yesterday crowing that the economic apocalypse had arrived. Now it’s sometime in the future, but you’re sure it’s coming 
 
I think you’re full of shit

No, man…it’s coming at the same time as our destruction by solar flare. In two weeks.
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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


No, man…it’s coming at the same time as our destruction by solar flare. In two weeks.

You will see the S&P hit 6,000 in October

I wish you had seen The Big Short instead you are going to be a victim again

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32 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

nah just here to treat the people like they treated the non compliant circa 2020-2022

Universe is a mirror..... good or bad

Literally nothing happened to you, you stupid snowflake aggy bitch

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One thing we should keep in mind is that as the polls begin to swing more toward a Harris win, the stakes for Trump and his supporters increase. A Harris win wouldn't just be yet another electoral loss for Trump; it would mean the chances of Trump going to jail also go up.

Given those stakes, we should naturally expect the risk of violent and/or psychotic behavior by his supporters to concomitantly increase.

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

You keep bailing out the government and beyond that defending them.

So yeah I'm fine

Nah man...  I think you got it backwards. The govt bails us out when our shit hits the fan. By extension that means we bail each other out. Which I think is the entire point. 

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Nah man...  I think you got it backwards. The govt bails us out when our shit hits the fan. By extension that means we bail each other out. Which I think is the entire point. 

HOLY SHIT YOU SLAVE 

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Hahaha, he thinks he's smart because he watched The Big Short.

Nearly a decade after serious shit happened they got around to making a movie about it so then he found out what happened.

Sign of a very smart person. The rest of you who discussed it in real time are just sheeple. HE SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You are beyond the pale stupid but it's cool

Fail Miami Dolphins GIF

Says the dumbfuck crying about being persecuted.

I know you probably expected a different reaction because victim complexes like yours get mad love back on Texags. Maybe fuck off and stay over there from now until the end of the internet.

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36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That is the problem they made people have the vaccine to show up at their concerts perhaps you should keep paying attention but i digress.

 

#Rage4TheQuaccine
#Rage4TheMachine

Ok this is kinda fun now

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, he thinks he's smart because he watched The Big Short.

Nearly a decade after serious shit happened they got around to making a movie about it so then he found out what happened.

Sign of a very smart person. The rest of you who discussed it in real time are just sheeple. HE SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

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lol, reading this interlude of delusional “red pill” pathology rooted in covid era antivax branded stupidity led to my recollection of one of my all time favorite videos that featured pimphand. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

LOL you have no fucking idea but it's cool you little kneepad bro

This has been entertaining and all, but maybe examine your emotional maturity level if you still think sucking dick is the gravest insult you can pay someone. Assuming you're not 14 years old.

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

You sound like you want some heavy handed government regulation in the structured debt product markets. Can I count on your support to reimpose Dodd-frank risk retention vehicle requirements for the portfolio managers by tying their fees to the equity tranche investor returns?  Possibly even dial up those requirements?

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