2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Goredho 17252]

Or the fix is in.

[Thrawn 538]

Low energy Trump.

Don-old.

Walz needs to pick something similar and pound on Trump with it. That should bring the whining to a whole other level.

[Serak The Preparer 3416]

@immamac - given how concerned you were about making sure VP talk moved to another thread on Monday, can you go ahead and ban pimphand from the CR? He's come in several times over the last few weeks (last night the worst) and does nothing except spew diarrheic over the thread and cause pages of stupid bickering. It's almost, dare I say, toxic behavior. If he has ever had even a single non-trolling post in the CR then I would give benefit of the doubt but it's clear he just likes to stir shit up.

[YGIFS 19445]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I'm like 90% certain "goblin" is just code for jew. 

so 'Jewblin'   then?  

What's funny to me is that there are people on this very site that believe shit like Copeland Ministries puts out there, and then turns around and laughs at Mormons and Scientologists for their 'weird' belief system.  

[Foosters 17687]

also, pretty sure its against the rules to wish death on people, even if its death via solar ray or lizard enslavement.

[NWBuck 8536]

8 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Real fucking talk? There should be laws against holding partisan rallies at police stations. It should be law that police stations are *required* to disengage with political posturing. If the pigs want to burn their money shoveling it into Donald Trump's gaping asshole, do it at their own house, not the publicly funded building.

Probably doing it to avoid paying for being billed for security (The same reason they have rallies outside to avoid paying for being billed for a venue)

Edited August 7 by NWBuck
Updated for accuracy. They ain't paying for nothing...

[randomhorn 1554]

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Going to be an exciting day when the RNC’s books get audited and we find out Lara Trump’s been funneling money to some offshore account. 

They’ll never hear about it inside their echo chamber bubble and if they do they’ll never admit they were conned. It’s the perfect grift

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

also, pretty sure its against the rules to wish death on people, even if its death via solar ray or lizard enslavement.

We aren’t people, though. We’re NPCs. Major Eric Harris vibes from that pseudoscience-loving shitstain. 

[Francisco 2.0 32289]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I think it's a lot simpler than that.  He's scared.

And I actually don't really blame him for that.  Less than a month ago, he came within a few inches of having his head blown off.  I don't think it's particularly surprising if that was in his brain when thinking about whether to do another rally.

He only does the rallies for fun, anyway.  I'm not saying that there isn't a campaign benefit associated with a candidate's rally, but that's not why he does them.  He does them because he thinks they're fun.  But worrying about getting shot in the fucking head isn't very fun.  And if they're not fun anymore, then he's not going to do them.

 

Expanding on all this, Trump has genuine issues with rallies.  

He could have them indoors to help with his safety, but that costs money.   So, he can have them outdoors at a lower cost, but to draw the crowds he needs energy from, they have to be in a red state.  And since many red states are open carry, and the Secret Service has stated (paraphrasing) that they cannot adequately secure events in states with open carry...well, what else can he do?  

He's banking on surviving poll-wise until November, then letting a cadre of attorneys and compliant GOP officials here, there and yonder to fuck it all up in hopes that the House decides this.  That's the entire play for him.

 

 

 

Edited August 7 by Francisco 2.0

[YChang 3424]

I really hope the campaign swings through Houston or Austin. Would love to attend one in person.

[Chopper 17038]

Going with the "every accusation is an admission theory" about why Trump's not on the campaign trail, think about how focused he has been on Biden's mental health. Even after Biden dropped out of the race, Trump has been rambling in front of crowds and on social media about how old he is and how Biden's brain is supposedly mush. The fact is Trump's brain is mush. He can see the shitty crowds he's been drawing. he's acutely aware of it. He knows he sounds incoherent; but he can't do anything about it. He and his handlers know putting him in a half empty arena or field in front of a small crowd isn't going to do the campaign any good.

Edited August 7 by Chopper

[Haphap 739]

 

[tx 3 putt 75851]

2 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 

young Mormons are too busy soaking to go vote 

 

 

[TexEx15 17398]

LFG

[Js1 84936]

[Foosters 17687]

It's morning in America

[TheStoicPaisano 9903]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32289]

How did I miss this:

 

 

 

[Bookman 4600]

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

I think it has to do with the sense of normality that he brings. 

That's all I want. I want to go back to never reading or posting in the Cloak Room again. 

['stache 21726]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Come thru Detroit!

 

Goddamn, that’s gonna make for one ugly woman, since he now has to transition.

[OU Sucks 8721]

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Check out the insane energy at JD's next stop.....gonna be lit

Lol, "President Trump and I are very good friends".  If/when Trump loses and he blames it all on Vance, those resulting soundbites are going to be awesome to combine with "President Trump and I are very good friends".

['stache 21726]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Lol, "President Trump and I are very good friends".  If/when Trump loses and he blames it all on Vance, those resulting soundbites are going to be awesome to combine with "President Trump and I are very good friends".

“America’s Hitler” was a term of endearment, ‘cause we all love Hitler, right?

Audience: standing ovation  

[Firemans4Horn 17674]

13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

LFG

 

[Chewbacca 7664]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I appreciate your openness to Walz and embracing it. 

Here's the problem with Tim Miller and the Bulwark guys. They don't care about policy or making this country a better place for everyone. They have strong enough morals to denounce Trump, but honestly it kind of ends there. Also they are all Beltway people and can't sniff authenticity if it sat on their faces. 

 

 

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 

Edited August 7 by Chewbacca

[Firemans4Horn 17674]

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 

Quite a few of them were Haley curious. 

[dcbc 14358]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Did he post it in the Yarns thread? If so, it’s okay.

And if it’s a Yarn about where you can or cannot buy a smashburger, those are wildcards and may be posted in any thread on any board. 

It's okay when South Austin does it.  When you're a celebrity, they let you do that.

[dcbc 14358]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He'll be playing the part of Turtle on the casting couch.

[Shaddie 1632]

13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 

Well being a never trumper I kind of see your point. However it is really a never maga situation.  Unfortunately may take awhile. Until then I will vote straight dem.  

[HenryJames 65795]

24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

How did I miss this:

 

 

 

Black jobs pay pretty well.

[Covri 6223]

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

He'll be playing the part of Turtle on the casting couch.

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to my Entourage Ted Talk.

Edited August 7 by Covri

[chainsaw 9785]

I had no idea Biles had that much money. Good for her. She deserves all of it

[Bama Llama 1441]

Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

[chainsaw 9785]

Just now, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to me Entourage Ted Talk.

Senator, I watched Adrian Grenier. I knew Adrian Grenier. Adrian Grenier was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Adrian Grenier.

[Firemans4Horn 17674]

Oh cool. MAGA Lee Zeldin is now a contributor to CNN. 

 

Both sides!!!

[BurntOrange&White 39192]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I had no idea Biles had that much money. Good for her. She deserves all of it

 

[LTbear 4152]

31 minutes ago, Bookman said:

That's all I want. I want to go back to never reading or posting in the Cloak Room again. 

Man I have never felt a post so much. I feel this in my bones. 

[DaysOff 7758]

Incoming 'shut up and dribble' from maga.

[cmontexas 3234]

Turtle is the modern Nick Carraway

[Fudge Nuggets 19094]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

The problem with this kind of fuckery is the SCOTUS decision to grant absolute immunity to POTUS

I wish Biden would realize he’s still President and start doing all sorts of crazy shit against MAGA. 

[dcbc 14358]

8 minutes ago, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to me Entourage Ted Talk.

The correct response to his comparing himself to anyone from Entourage is:

 

[Biff Tannen 45384]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

YES! YES! IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

Now hit Vance with his own words on Trump. 

While this is of course good, it’s so annoying that we only can use it to convince like 10-15% of voters because literally 40% of this country doesn’t give a blue FUCK about reality. 

[Tuco 5076]

 

Donating 16% of your net worth is impressive. Of course, she’d have to donate to a PAC. Individuals have a max level ($2600?) they can give to a campaign. Might be worth fact checking this one.

If Biles is that onboard, I would probably ask her to join a few of the rallies - bring out the suburban moms with kids.

[Francisco 2.0 32289]

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

[aggie08 21172]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Uh, I'm sure as shit not donating 16% of my net worth to a political campaign. 

You can pry that $811 out of my cold, dead hands.

[Brisketexan 104196]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's not a slam dunk.  The wind is in our sails now, but we're going to have to do the work:

- Registering people to vote

- knocking on doors 

- getting people to the polls

You heard coach.  We got 90 days to get the work done.

Finish what he said - "We'll sleep when we're dead."  Get shit done, and let's fucking go.  Run through the finish line, then keep running.  Win.  Crush Trump.  And then govern America by and for Americans.  Fucking.  DO IT.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

also, pretty sure its against the rules to wish death on people, even if its death via solar ray or lizard enslavement.

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

Asking for @atomheartbevo

[Fudge Nuggets 19094]

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

There’s no way she’s only worth $25MM. 

[BurntOrange&White 39192]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Uh, I'm sure as shit not donating 16% of my net worth to a political campaign. 

You can pry that $811 out of my cold, dead hands.

 

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Donating 16% of your net worth is impressive. Of course, she’d have to donate to a PAC. Individuals have a max level ($2600?) they can give to a campaign. Might be worth fact checking this one.

If Biles is that onboard, I would probably ask her to join a few of the rallies - bring out the suburban moms with kids.

I'd imagine she has made more than 4 million this Olympics alone. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Would bet my whole life savings Kamala/Walz will win

I was pretty depressed a month ago.

LFG!!!!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19094]

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s my (and every taxpayer’s) plane you entitled couch fucking shithead weirdo. 

[Blotto 23350]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

Asking for @atomheartbevo

Sir, you're coming dangerously close to triggering a review  by the Surly kink shaming board.