2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Jive Turkey 13005]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If turnip is really being asked by his donors

Autocorrect or is that a new nickname for Trump? Because I kind of like it.  Dude acts like he just fell off a turnip truck. 

[G650 14437]

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Must take you forever to cross the country on a bulldozer.

Only slightly faster than when I drove my 95 F350 from Santa Barbara to Carova NC with one fuel pump out.

[Chopper 17432]

Harris' handlers are smart. They already have her getting prepared for the debates by practicing gently mocking older white men.

 

[Brandywine 1330]

10 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Hey Don, look in a mirror!!!

[aggie08 21800]

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

little did I know we had a mutual hatred for Maggie Haberman

I'm sure it was all worth it though. To be despised by the people you have to follow around the country AND have zero respect from the journalism community.

[Pancho 46311]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Autocorrect or is that a new nickname for Trump? Because I kind of like it.  Dude acts like he just fell off a turnip truck. 

One time I typed “trunp” and just rolled with it and then one day it autocorrected to turnip and I liked that too so I go back and forth

 

 

Sidenote:

 

 

[WBT 20979]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

little did I know we had a mutual hatred for Maggie Haberman

Trump going with Maggot Hagerman is like watching Willie Mays on the Mets or Hakeem on the Raptors

[RomaVicta 30591]

 

20 hours ago, texasdago said:

I feel strange admitting that I stared at this guy's crotch looking for an impressive protrusion for an amount of time that made me wonder about my own sexuality. I then noticed the emblem on his chest.

I'm not exactly sure what this means, but it's possible that the number of people who will almost certainly reject my romantic advances has just doubled.

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

small dick energy 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Must take you forever to cross the country on a bulldozer.

[Chopper 17432]

There's coozies https://store.kamalaharris.com/harris-walz-camo-can-cooler/

 

Also a new product pitch:

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Proof of even the diehard Magats are bored:

 

 

 

[tbone_ 14447]

My daughter (no pics) just turned 18.
When i asked her what she wanted for her birthday, she said, “one thing: to register to vote”.
She and her friends are fired up.
And although I’m far from the best dad in the world, it made me proud that maybe I did some things right.

Mine turns 18 on Dec 10th. She so pissed she can’t vote.

She hates Trump. But what I really want to do is take her to a Harris and a Trump rally and let her make a truly informed decision. Even if she can’t vote.

Our deal has always been that I try to get her to think about both sides of the issue. Then decide how she feels about it.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One time I typed “trunp” and just rolled with it and then one day it autocorrected to turnip and I liked that too so I go back and forth

 

 

Sidenote:

 

 

People in the villages going for Harris is the least believable part of this simulation. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One time I typed “trunp” and just rolled with it and then one day it autocorrected to turnip and I liked that too so I go back and forth

 

 

Sidenote:

 

 

they better be careful, desantis has already locked up people in the villages for just rocking the boat so to say

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2022/01/07/2-florida-county-commissioners-from-the-villages-removed-after-perjury-charges/
 

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/10/2204957/-Injustice-In-The-Villages-of-Florida

[NAVY 6969]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One time I typed “trunp” and just rolled with it and then one day it autocorrected to turnip and I liked that too so I go back and forth

 

 

Sidenote:

 

 

Standing sure is a funny way of spelling sitting 

[Blotto 24021]

Fat donnie's twitter date with elmo on monday night is gonna be something else. I wont watch that one, because fuck legitimizing that cesspool, but I'm assuming Trump will boldly go where none of his advisors think possible. The other funny thing about that couple is both men will enter that room with 100% certainty that they will be the one receiving oral. 

[NAVY 6969]

Sooner or later someone is going to compare the hand size of Kamala and dotard. 
 

That should be the end of Trump 

Edited August 10 by NAVY

[TexasHooch 5199]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

There's coozies https://store.kamalaharris.com/harris-walz-camo-can-cooler/

Also a w product pitch:

It's already a thing.  The campaign just needs to start making them.

[MissingInAction 25556]

Hearing a lot about 18 year old daughters. 

My friends 20 year old daughter said her and every sorority on the Boulder campus are voting Harris. I'm sure the frats will follow suit because "undefeated".

[Biff Tannen 46168]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm sure the frats will follow suit because "undefeated".

I would expect them to cancel the girls out. 

[TexasHooch 5199]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Hearing a lot about 18 year old daughters. 

My friends 20 year old daughter said her and every sorority on the Boulder campus are voting Harris. I'm sure the frats will follow suit because "undefeated".

Unfortunately in the south they will not, because "bros with anonymity".

[aggie08 21800]

3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

It's already a thing.  The campaign just needs to start making them.

Yeah, no thanks. I have no issue whatsoever with high schools being supplied with tampons (because I'm not a sociopath), but probably not a great idea to lean into an old white guy helping teenage girls with their flows.

[RomaVicta 30591]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Back in the 2000s, I had to ref a high school bi-district playoff game between two of the shittiest teams I’ve ever seen play basketball in The Valley.

That shitty ass game between those two schools who would lose to any JV team in Dallas had more fans than this rally.

You can almost hear the director as he rises from his seat in alarm.

Camera 3, zoom the fuck in on the floor seats! You know, where the fucking people are! Let's go to commercial. Jeezus.

[TexasHooch 5199]

Kids (young women) and Karen's can pull it off.

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Kids (young women) and Karen's can pull it off.

have to get them to the polls 

[Red Five 41738]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Yeah, no thanks. I have no issue whatsoever with high schools being supplied with tampons (because I'm not a sociopath), but probably not a great idea to lean into an old white guy helping teenage girls with their flows.

It's so crazy to listen to this shit from the deplorables. "Did you hear the big scandal?? Walz put tampons in bathrooms!"

"Huh. Did you hear that the republican nominee is a felon and rapist who said he'll be a dictator and wants to pull us out of NATO?"

"(yeah but tampons)" 

[Underdog 29190]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Don't fret about momentum.  Tay Tay is the October surprise/People's Elbow to Trump's chances

But, but, the Radicals will counter with this... 

Spoiler

Michael's EOM: 

Unemployed has been actor:

Cruising local Chuck E Cheese for dates: 

Mush brained Annaconda snack: 

Left doesn't stand a chance with that heavyweight lineup. 

[tbone_ 14447]

Re: comments up thread about not getting cocky and hoping the campaign doesn’t take their foot off the gas….

100% agree with all that. What feels different to me about now vs 2016 is that in 2016

1) Trump was seen then as this crazy loon who just might be able to provide the reset Washington needed by a whole bunch of people at the time

And 2) Hillary wasn’t really inspiring at all. A huge portion of the population had a massively negative impression of her and she didn’t do shit to fire up or inspire the ones who were meh about her. In one of the most tone deaf campaigns of all time, she completely underestimated what Trump was tapping into.

Fast forward to today, and

1) Trump isn’t capturing any zeitgeist this time. As we all are aware he is really starting to sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher. His schtick is old and tired and this time he’s not seen as a unique agent of change by a bunch of people. Rather we now have a bunch of people who have figured out what he’s all about and don’t want any part of it.

And 2) Kamala isn’t hated by huge swath of the population. In fact it’s her this time that seems like the breath of fresh air. Even if people don’t love all of her policies, she’s smart, seems like she tells the truth and acts with integrity and human decency, probably won’t try to overthrow the government, and has the benefit of simply not being Trump or Biden.

Anything can happen and I certainly agree that the campaign shouldn’t take their foot off the gas. But in at least this one old assholes opinion, this time feels like it has some fundamental differences vs 2016.

[tbone_ 14447]

Hearing a lot about 18 year old daughters. 
My friends 20 year old daughter said her and every sorority on the Boulder campus are voting Harris. I'm sure the frats will follow suit because "undefeated".

Well in fairness, no one from Boulder has ever voted Republican.

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

I feel strange admitting that I stared at this guy's crotch looking for an impressive protrusion for an amount of time that made me wonder about my own sexuality. I then noticed the emblem on his chest.

I'm not exactly sure what this means, but it's possible that the number of people who will almost certainly reject my romantic advances has just doubled.

 

 

Poland had a few hotties in the track and field events.  Much better eye candy than some soccer dude.

[Pancho 46311]

[Chopper 17432]

[RomaVicta 30591]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

As a long-standing member of The Ledge, I get the feeling.  It seems like nothing that fat piece of shit does has consequences.  But I'm hopeful his charmed run is coming to a beautiful crashing end. 

That's the big change for me. I don't predict shit because I'm almost always wrong.

 

52 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Must take you forever to cross the country on a bulldozer.

Traffic jams aren't a problem.

21 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

It's already a thing.  The campaign just needs to start making them.

[Pancho 46311]

👀

 

 

[Gatorubet 30720]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-dinner-guest-nick-fuentes-declares-war-on-the-ex-prez

The white supremacist are becoming very concerned that Trump is fucking up the campaign and will lose Bigly.

I’m trying to process what it means when you’re losing the white supremacists.

[Js1 87183]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

👀

 

 

Being under 50 doesn’t mean Harris leading. Could be RFK taking votes and he’s only winning a plurality or maybe too many undecided voters. She needs to maintain focus - MI, PA, WI, NV, AZ, GA, NC

[mantis toboggan 854]

3 hours ago, TexPx said:

Idoits don’t know the demographics of Swifties.

“Congratulations! You will get every 12-16 girl excited for nothing”

For clarity

Taylor Swift's fans, also known as "Swifties", are spread across many age groups. According to a 2023 survey, 45% of Swift's US fans are millennials, 25% are baby boomers, and 21% are Gen X, meaning almost half of her fans are likely over 45. However, a 2023 poll by Morning Consult also found that the typical Swiftie is a white millennial woman. Additionally, a survey conducted in October 2023 found that 33% of respondents aged 30 to 44 and more than 10% of respondents aged 65 or older consider themselves Swifties. 

Edited August 10 by mantis toboggan

[NAVY 6969]

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-dinner-guest-nick-fuentes-declares-war-on-the-ex-prez

The white supremacist are becoming very concerned that Trump is fucking up the campaign and will lose Bigly.

I’m trying to process what it means when you’re losing the white supremacists.

Maybe this is way he has been less orange lately: trying to look more like his racist pasty white base 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

1 minute ago, mantis toboggan said:

For clarity 

Taylor Swift's fans, also known as "Swifties", are spread across many age groups. According to a 2023 survey, 45% of Swift's US fans are millennials, 25% are baby boomers, and 21% are Gen X, meaning almost half of her fans are likely over 45. However, a 2023 poll by Morning Consult also found that the typical Swiftie is a white millennial woman. Additionally, a survey conducted in October 2023 found that 33% of respondents aged 30 to 44 and more than 10% of respondents aged 65 or older consider themselves Swifties. 

 

I can barely see it. 

[The Dog 44861]

 

[mdmost 44048]

1 minute ago, mantis toboggan said:

For clarity 

Taylor Swift's fans, also known as "Swifties", are spread across many age groups. According to a 2023 survey, 45% of Swift's US fans are millennials, 25% are baby boomers, and 21% are Gen X, meaning almost half of her fans are likely over 45. However, a 2023 poll by Morning Consult also found that the typical Swiftie is a white millennial woman. Additionally, a survey conducted in October 2023 found that 33% of respondents aged 30 to 44 and more than 10% of respondents aged 65 or older consider themselves Swifties. 

 

The Red, 1989, Reputation era Swift fans are now all voting age. It isn't just full of little girls. She's been a thing since 2009. She's not some new phenomenon. Her fans have aged with her. And you know who became Swifties because of their not of voting age daughters? The parents of those kids who shelled out thousands to attend the shows. This isn't your Red State era country Taylor Swift audience. 

[Pancho 46311]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Being under 50 doesn’t mean Harris leading. Could be RFK taking votes and he’s only winning a plurality or maybe too many undecided voters. She needs to maintain focus - MI, PA, WI, NV, AZ, GA, NC

 

Right, correct, yes. It was just interesting to note since no one expected it. Also, if you’re not over 50% in ohio, it can give insight to how unpopular he is elsewhere. I’m definitely not saying she should start doing ohio events, not at all.

[TexasHooch 5199]

Here's something I found that I think is really interesting.  If you go to https://kamalaharris.com/ and click the "Events" link, it sends you directly to this page from the Democratic National Committee: https://events.democrats.org/. 

Honestly, this screencap doesn't do it justice.  There are dozens and dozens of events, which you can filter and sort a number of different ways.  Whether you want to see her schedule, join a phone bank, attend an in-person or virtual meeting about messaging, join up to knock on doors, attend a rally... it's all there.

 

Then I (in incognito mode) went to Trump's official site and clicked on the "Events" link.

 

Oh.  Well that's not good.

 

[InkaUtexas 26891]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

They let him drive? That senile ass who cannot remember if his helicopter crashed or not.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

39 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Hearing a lot about 18 year old daughters. 

My friends 20 year old daughter said her and every sorority on the Boulder campus are voting Harris. I'm sure the frats will follow suit because "undefeated".

I don't understand the incels.  If you want to meet girls, go to a Harris rally or a Taylor Swift concert.  

[InkaUtexas 26891]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's something I found that I think is really interesting.  If you go to https://kamalaharris.com/ and click the "Events" link, it sends you directly to this page from the Democratic National Committee: https://events.democrats.org/. 

Honestly, this screencap doesn't do it justice.  There are dozens and dozens of events, which you can filter and sort a number of different ways.  Whether you want to see her schedule, join a phone bank, attend an in-person or virtual meeting about messaging, join up to knock on doors, attend a rally... it's all there.

 

Then I (in incognito mode) went to Trump's official site and clicked on the "Events" link.

 

Oh.  Well that's not good.

 

Yes it is. Trumps campaign is imploding seems like. Gotta love it.

[mdmost 44048]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

You can just feel the cheeseburger grease pouring out of those sweat glands. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Why would this make it “over”?  This is what 90% of his cult says too. 

[Chopper 17432]

Shocking but true: In 2023, Florida's state legislature unanimously passed and fuckin' Ron DeSantis signed a free menstrual products bill that, much like MN's legislation, does not specify gender.

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=1000-1099/1006/Sections/1006.064.html