2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[mooseoutfront 3639]

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 

 

[Dbeasy 14907]

Assume this has already been posted:

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/11/nx-s1-5070566/trump-news-conference

[mdmost 42615]

[Al_4_ISU 12377]

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

@Al_4_ISU

How's Walz being received in once-purple NE Iowa?

Hard to tell.  People have aggressively avoided talking politics this cycle and there are very few candidate signs up, period.

I don’t think he’s peeling any Trumpers, but Walz is exactly the kind of guy that would have swept Iowa 15 years ago.

[WhatTheBuck 28691]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Whoever is elected will represent the U.S. in opening and closing the 2028 Olympics in LA*

*Unless Trump wins, and then he will probably try to unilaterally move it to Florida or something stupid 

He would definitely try to make it all about him. 

[Constant 6689]

Christmas is tremendous. Nobody does Christmas like we do. We have the biggest trees, the most beautiful lights, and, of course, the best presents—nobody gives better presents than we do. People said we couldn’t say “Merry Christmas” anymore, but guess what? We’re saying it louder than ever before! The economy? Through the roof—so many people buying gifts, it’s unbelievable. And the spirit? Incredible. We’ve brought Christmas back in a big way, folks. Everyone is talking about it. Believe me.

[Born to Run 6417]

I know it's just stating the obvious, but not a single Dem criticized JD Vance for his military service when he was nominated.
Then Walz gets nominated, and the right immediately tries to swift boat him. 
These hardcore "Republicans" are the least patriotic people in our country. Just so incredibly embarrassing. 
 

I will dip into KlBJ once a month.

Republicans hate this country full stop. They hate our troops and they hate our veterans even more. They hate your local mail man; and thus hate John Prine. They hate all government and will tell you so. They hate all the heroes that make this nation great- socialized librarians, nurses, emt, firefighters, military, cops etc. The GOP wants to cancel all of that because GOP leadership is a failure, and they want us also to fail.

[Born to Run 6417]

Wait, is that Michael Berry from Houston that retweeted that? Hahahahhaha

That asshole gave my mom brain worms; he finished the job Rush started on my pops. Fuck those guys; they know what they did.

[The Dog 43661]

 

[The Dog 43661]

 

[Pancho 44014]

lol one of their own

 

[Biff Tannen 45385]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

lol one of their own

 

All the magats

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

lol one of their own

 

Elon’s banning his account tonight. 

[Snake Diggity 4607]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I know there are some people that love him, but Trump has got to be the most hated person in the history of this country.  People either love him or hate him and for every person that loves him, there are 3 that hate him with the heat of a thousand suns.  Not in Wichita Falls mind you, but across the US.
Even amongst Republicans.  People like Cruz may bend the knee, but they fucking hate hate hate him even if they’ve gauged it’s most politically advantageous to be on his good side publicly.  Your seeing some of them start to distance themselves.  I think if Trump’s campaign trajectory continues, you’ll see some them start drawing the long knives soon enough.

Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”

100% of the people who hate him really hate him.  75% of the people who love him actually hate him.  You think Melania, or Don Jr., or Ted Cruz, or Lindsey Graham, or fucking ANYONE who truly knows him really loves that piece of shit?  No.

[Pancho 44014]

Wondering if turnip got pulled from the campaign trail because a.) his dementia is getting worse or 2.) because some folks are about to jump ship.

They are really trying with the AI photo thing at Kamala’s rallies but the TikTok gen is eating them alive. 

 

[mdmost 42615]

All people have to do is submit all their selfies, videos, and photos from the rallies to disprove the AI bullshit. 

[Hefeweizen 5305]

Him becoming turnip is just so good.  I really hope someone works turnips into the stump speech here.  The couch fucker is perfect already, I’m ready for angry turnips.

[Surly Bevo 24665]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”

Donald Make America Great Again
My name is Donald Make America Great Again
And there's a million lies and grifts I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait...

[Doc Sam Beckett 5781]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

All people have to do is submit all their selfies, videos, and photos from the rallies to disprove the AI bullshit. 

Why should I submit a selfie, he's the one who sucks 

[Hefeweizen 5305]

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[Michael Knight 12839]

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wondering if turnip got pulled from the campaign trail because a.) his dementia is getting worse or 2.) because some folks are about to jump ship.

They are really trying with the AI photo thing at Kamala’s rallies but the TikTok gen is eating them alive. 

 

He owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. That's why he's not campaigning

[Pancho 44014]

16 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Him becoming turnip is just so good. 

[Pancho 44014]

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

 

 

 

 

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

lol at Vivek claiming someone can’t be president due to “lack of experience”. Let alone Kamala Harris. 

[Biff Tannen 45385]

There's a mario 2 joke here somewhere

[mdmost 42615]

When Trumps and MAGA lash out at Vivek it will be exactly what that little weasel deserves.

Again, all those people in the media who came out to call for Biden to step down have to do the same thing now. You can't base someone needing to drop out on if they're actually not a fucking shitbag. It's a bullshit double standard to say Biden needs to drop out when Trumps is doing just as poorly with his mental state. Grow a fucking spine. 

 

[Tuco 5076]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

[Hefeweizen 5305]

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

[Gatorubet 29931]

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Let me tell you something people. Kamala Harris, she wants to take away your ability to order ice cream. Can you believe that? Ice cream! And it gets worse. She wants to ban sprinkles. Yes, sprinkles! The little things that make ice cream great, she wants to ban them. It’s the worst idea you’ve ever heard. Unbelievable! This is an absolute disaster. It's the worst thing you’ve ever heard. She’s out of control, folks. Totally out of control.

My good friend Melba on Facebook told me that the only flavor we will be allowed is chocolate!

[SizzleChest 8275]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

Chicken Little Vindaloo.

[Bozo_Casanova 26122]

Oh Erick bless your heart

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[Js1 84936]

Projection. Because they want to scuttle Vance but can’t lol

[Surly Bevo 24665]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

When Trumps and MAGA lash out at Vivek it will be exactly what that little weasel deserves.

Again, all those people in the media who came out to call for Biden to step down have to do the same thing now. You can't base someone needing to drop out on if they're actually not a fucking shitbag. It's a bullshit double standard to say Biden needs to drop out when Trumps is doing just as poorly with his mental state. Grow a fucking spine. 

 

The media has a LOT of content to fill the space with and people like the easy button.  Trump has been that easy button for them so I wouldn't count on it changing.  

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh Erick bless your heart

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32289]

He's having a really bad weekend.  

 

Edit:  It was already posted.  But it bears repeating.

 

 

 

Edited August 12 by Francisco 2.0

[SizzleChest 8275]

16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh Erick bless your heart

Edited August 12 by SizzleChest

[Hank Kingsley 20551]

The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

[tx 3 putt 75853]

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

 

 

 

 

 

the blood bath after trump passes will very fun to watch ..

[WBT 20340]

21 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

No way Trump can pronounce that

[Hefeweizen 5305]

35 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

If it had been a good double post I’d have left it.  Oh well, I may have to tell my Indian pirate story in honor of Vivek and Usha.  There was a famous Indian pirate who was known as an incredible courageous fighter.  Whenever there was a boarding action, he’d tell his mate to bring him his red pants.  Why red?  So his men wouldn’t see his blood if he got injured.

 

 One day the SS Vivek got into battle with an American ship, and when it was time for boarding, the captain said, Bring me my brown pants!

 

 The name of that captain? Shiva me Timbers.

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[Js1 84936]

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

Unscripted? Oh boy. It’s just gonna devolve into conspiracy theories. The Harris/Walz campaign is probably pissing themselves laughing at all the new material 

[Royalfan5 2344]

Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt? 

[Surly Bevo 24665]

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

No limits on subject matter?

"Mr Musk my name is Paw Simperson from Alabama. Let me tell you what an amazing privilege this is to have two of the greatest Americans ever here together to answer our questions.  So with that in mind, a question for both of you. Which one of you has the bigger penis?"

[Royalfan5 2344]

Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt? 

[SaucyJack 3473]

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

Him becoming turnip is just so good.  I really hope someone works turnips into the stump speech here.  The couch fucker is perfect already, I’m ready for angry turnips.

Turnip, for what?!

[cmontexas 3234]

I agree with the guy who said MTG will inherit the Maga ashes. She's the loudest and the stupidest. 

I bet they try to go all in on RFK first though and it backfires in an embarrassing, hilarious fashion

Old Margie will be the last one standing 

[Pancho 44014]

 

[tchookem 3899]

What’s preventing the GOP from trying to steal the Dems playbook?  Anything more legitimate than Trump’s ego?  I’m talking about:
Trump drops out w/the promise of a pardon should Vance win
Vance ascends to be the nominee for President
Nikki Haley is picked to be VP
Trump becomes Vance/Haley’s biggest cheerleader.
 

That's not how cults work.

[Francisco 2.0 32289]

 

 

[immamac 42341]

wait, he's actually imploding? Wow, he's been abandoned?