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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why was John Edwards so popular? Before my time... Looks like he's out of politics now.

I thought he was super likeable until we found out about his fucking around on his cancer-stricken wife.

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He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

Do you even Epstein Island bro?

No, and neither does Bill.

There’s no evidence Clinton ever visited the island. As a former president, he travels with a Secret Service detail and there would be a paper trail. None exists. 

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s a nothingburger as policy. As a political matter it seems like a breakeven. 

I'm surprised by your seemingly contrarian take. Do you seriously think they didn't already heavily focus group the possibility of using it for the next 2.5 months as a political message for dealing with inflation., esp compared to whatever drumpf is offering?

As for policy, the devil is in the details, so it seems more than a bit early to judge.

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9 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

Just now, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

Dotard chuckles at that scandal. 

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Just now, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

The yell that was heard around the world. 

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

 he also liked to get really expensive haircuts.  that didn't sit well with folks.  although MAGA celebrates Trump's lavish spending.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of-edwards-haircut-hits-1250/

I cant imagine the annual upkeep on whatever the fuck it is Trump's got going on top of that dome of his. It probably exceeds my annual expenses. 

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Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

So, basically the (D) version of Newt Gingrich?

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.


That's just Monday for Donald Trump. 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

which is why DJT stock is up....checks notes, excuse me down 31% since Biden stepped aside and Kamala stepped up. 

If we were talking about anyone but Trump I might think the brilliant bastard shorted his own social media company.

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Trump is absolutely gonna pull a Lucille Bluth.  dude has no idea what food costs.  he thinks you need an ID to buy groceries.

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29 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

It still does for Democrats. Isn’t that great?  

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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never has this video been more appropriate

 


damnit. @Jive Turkey beat me to it. 

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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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So inflation, got it, looks like a middle school project. He better come out like this:

a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech with the words too damn high above him

 

Could you imagine Trump and Vance sitting down and just having a normal conversation about music, food, etc?

10% mortgages y'all. 

 

(my client just closed at 6.55)

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I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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47 minutes ago, kevwun said:

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

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I heard that with all that food Trump is going to debut a Gallagher type routine in order to appeal to younger voters. 

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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I'm not suggesting that an actual debate should happen, because fuck legitimizing that shitstain Tuberville, but a debate between those two would be immensely entertaining. 

10 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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From the top rope

According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

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According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

Those are some amazingly conscientious thieves. 

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The HORROR!!!

 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he blathering nonsense right now?

I'm not watching, but yes he is.

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Billie Jean King Wheaties instead of Caitlin Jenner?

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he blathering nonsense right now?

As opposed to?

Again, for some of us... seeing that Trump bag just prompts an image of the Soviet flag. Red Dawn. Bad. Evil. Scum. This evil motherfucker needs to die. Whew that word association got away from me. 

44 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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FUCKING PROPS????!!!

Way to go authoritarian Abraham Lincoln Gallagher!

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Fox News removed the ticker. Bwahahahaha

 

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Harris-Walz just opened a new shop

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13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he blathering nonsense right now?

Are his lips moving?

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Harris-Walz just opened a new shop

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If they release an official Stanley, it's all over. 

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idk why yall watch it

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This speech is fucking unbelievable. 

He's FUCKING NUTS. 

 

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